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samantha

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About Me

I like fun and interesting people, although I rarely meet them. A quirky sense of humor like mine. I'm kind of a complicated person and have really bad luck apparently when it comes to relationships. (God knows why) I change my hair color quite frequently because I get bored with my image. Oh and I have a crush on Chuck Norris. I hate liars, and thieves. People who say their going go call back and then never seem to get around to it annoy the piss out of me. I am a slave to chapstick. I love any food that you probably shouldn't put in your body. And I love the words douche nozzle

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My Interests

Basically I listen to music all of the time. I like to read a lot, and I used to take pictures, but I'm just now getting back into that. I'm facinated by astronomy too.

The Black Angel
People Iced: Forty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Fourteen
Favorite Weapon Shank
Arms Broken: Eight
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME

I'd like to meet:

I love John Lennon but I don't think that's going to happen for obvious reasons. Chuck Norris so he could teach me some moves. And whatever I keep seeing out of the corner of my eye in my apartment.

Music:

Coheed and Cambria (best fucking band ever),The Used, The Mars Volta, Death Cab For Cutie, Dead Kennedy's, Mock Orange, Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards, Pennywise, NOFX, Ween, The Hucksters, Chixdiggit, Avail, Flashlight Brown, Julianna Theory, Coldplay, Led Zepplin, Jethro Tull, Pink Floyd, ACDC, Grateful Dead, System, Rage, Phish, CCR, Supertramp, The Police, The Ramones,OAR, The Misfits, Greenday, Less than Jake, Denise Dill, Glint, Space Hogs, 311, My Bloody Valentine, and much too many more to name.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, uh The Big lebowski,Casino Royale,Star Wars (the original trilogy), anything kevin smith, or quentin tarentino, Drop dead Fred, lord of the rings, serenity, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, love actually, high fidelity, garden state, ghostbusters,all lethal weapons, and all die hard movies(especially the last one), the breakfast club, and sixteen candles was a given, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, ichi the killer, clockwork orange, red sonja, and a lot of horror movies.

Television:

I love Scrubs it is the best show ever(probably because elliot is just as weird as i am) uh..cops..., no reality t.v. BOOOO american idol (tried out and still bitter....ok not really that bitter), law and order svu, anything on comedy central i.e., drawn together, south park, dave chapelle, The daily show, just about everything on Adult Swim, I like the History channel too... i don't know i don't watch much t.v. i watch movies.

Books:

Lord of the Flies (even thought that was in high school) Catch 22 (even though i'm not finished) Love -by Leo Buscaglia (excellent book courtesy of Cory) Interview With The Vampire -Ann Rice(also cory's)

Heroes:

definitly the crocodile hunter...but since he died i guess i will go with CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celeb - Collage - Morph...
Posted by samantha on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:29:00 PST

stupid

     Question for all people who read this....why do all men seem to be retarded?  I thought telling someone that you wanted to try dating meant you wanted to try. But no it r...
Posted by samantha on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:16:00 PST

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a holiday where you are supposed to be with family, eat a tremendous amount of food and undo your pants at the end of the evening, and remember what you are thankful for in your life. ...
Posted by samantha on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:40:00 PST