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mr.

my bed, your breakfast... i thought of it on a tree.

About Me

meh, i'm just a dude. not really anything all that fantastic, but i'm pretty fucking nuts at times, so if that's what you're into, good deal. other times, however, i'm not so nuts at all. i'm more legumes. oh, and i like saying good deal... so go sit on a plunger or something.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

billie joe armstrong, adam sandler, robin williams, leo buscaglia, robert a. heinlein, skip williams, jonathan tweet, monte cook, johnny depp, edward norton, maria sharapova

My Blog

the tale of a life in the city

i had a good day today.  not only did i get a job and two tasty meals, but i got to speak to audrey, ashley and ma - all three!  so, i was pretty ecstatic.  and although i typically des...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:14:00 GMT

one line blogging continues...

Teeth.  They just don't make much sense.
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:08:00 GMT

am i

am i fucking retarded or something?  how does it make sense to dump someone and then turn around to ask them out just a few weeks later?  this one really has me fucking confused, and if anyo...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:05:00 GMT

a little something, maybe anything

"currently untitled" by yours trulyneed to write.gotta write something.can't write anything.can't do anything.can't do anything write.can't do anything right.can't do anything wrong.bad turns to good ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:29:00 GMT

holy shit! i'm actually on myspace.

i don't really have a lot to say, i just felt like leaving something on here since i haven't been particularly active in the past, well, ever.  so here's a quick rundown of things:  sam...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:33:00 GMT

one line blogging begins, aka important life questions

do you think harrison ford drives a chevy?
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 04:38:00 GMT

seen the shine?

dude, so i'm trying something new out... being bald. it's really sexy. as soon as i have a picture i'll post it on here. i haven't been shaving it long enough that it has that smooth sheen to it - the...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Sep 2004 19:30:00 GMT