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The One Man Show

I look good... I mean really good....Hey everyone, come look how good i look!!!

About Me

I trim my bush

My Interests

Bullfighting, being a male nude supermodel, going to the zoo and flipping off monkeys, swimming with great whites (no cage), having unprotected sex with prostitutes-while taking the lords name in vain, mustache rides, being a ninja, throwing things off a bridge, going to pants parties, My goal in life it to be just like this guy, except fatter...

I'd like to meet:

This will be the best movie ever!!!Things that make me laugh
BEWARE OF MYSPACE.....you could get raped in the butt
McLuvin
This takes the whole pie to the face gag to a new level
Internet stars (afro ninja is the best one)
You got love fart jokes
drunk animals
Maybe this stripper needs a new line of work
Its an old one, but a good one
I'm going to put myself up for adoption
I knew she was a slut, Buuunggg
It's good to be back on the net
Who knew Ben Affleck was funny!
JUDO CHOP!!!
Second best show on T.V.
Last min Valentine cards
Apperently the theme of the night has to do with cheating and getting h it in the nuts
Once again, Thank you god
Thank you God for this wonderful, wonderful show!
Bear Grylls is a true hero, man vs. wild
Watch the top three, its worth your time
Funny and Educational
Damn rabbits
Ninja turtles are ALWAYS right
Conan-Colbert-Stewart
This is why I'm a vegetarian
Yes, I'm very immature
Its like the scene from old school but better.
Who knew Matt Damon was funny
dramatic lemur
Man, spidy let himself go
One in a million shot
The things they don't tell you about at Christmas time
A great way to knock yourself out
Whats a Cleveland steamer?
All day, all day i could watch this!!!.
good stuff
episode III
I love this episode of full house
IFHM
retard turtle
I wonder if all peewee hockey is like this
This girl loved that pumpkin
Old man shits his pants while bungee jumping....that pretty much sums it up.
300 cats, they are a force to be afraid of...this is actually really clever.
ahh....kids getting hurt...yeap, im going to hell
another thing that i could watch over and over
This will NEVER get old. You could watch it all day, take an hour break, and it will still be funny
Best break up EVER!!!I don't know whats funnier, his accent or the fact he keeps laughing.
Chick (in bikinis) fight!!!!
Chicken so you good, make you wanna slap your mama!!
God, I love the internet
Squirrel friends don't let other squirrel friends drink
This guy may be my hero
SE7EN
pulling pranks at UMO
Steve Irwin meets Ross
Private Nemo
I don't know whats funnier, the numb chuck guy, or the guy giving himself a tug job
I guess that horse had enough of the chicken's shit
Horror movie or PETA'S new tactics?
Karate+Kids=Fun
ah...Summer (You can actually see the cat say "fuck this I'm outta here")
People gettin hurt real bad
Giving people heart attacks
Take that bad guy!!!
Now we know how to solve the war in Iraq!!
Drunk Skateboarder
Atomic sit-up
Republicans lose the porn vote
ROASTS
Seinfeld: the lost episode
I love fart jokes!!!
norm mcdonald is awsome.
Prank calls
You got to love burger king
It's Levi
Spongeback Mountain
this is awsome,stupid drunk girl
THE BEST DRUNK EVER!!!!!!
BIG ASS DILDO
Muppets Faces Of Death
FUNNIEST DAMN THING IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME, THX MOOSE
You can thank mike upton for this!
Drunken animals-I might be a little immature
TURTLE LUVIN
This is fun even when your alone...
People getting hit in the nuts, its great
Magical shoes

Music:

Who has secret!!!!!? ....

Movies:

rambone, night of the giving head, forrest hump, gangbangs of new york, intercourse with a vampire, pokey and the ass bandit, from beer to materny, too fat to furry, done in 60 seconds, and The Notebook.

Television:

MIDGET FIGHT!!!!!!!! ..

Books:

Nancy drew, babysitter diarys,Sandscript, Hardy boys, Penthouse letters, Ancient Hebrew, Dantes inferno

Heroes:

Your mom