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Bad Ass Master Criminal

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Yolie
Birthday: 1/4/84
Birthplace: "I was born on the wrong side of the track, In the back seat of a stolen Cadillac"
Current Location: East Los
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: WHOCARES
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Nothing
Your Fears: Nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperion/Ham
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To have a goal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: SHIT..I actually got up today
Your Best Physical Feature: T and A
Your Bedtime: When I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: My future goals
Pepsi or Coke: It's all about Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Tommy Burgers
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: FUCK yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Graduated
Do you want to get Married: NOOOO.....
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell Yes...HEHE...HAHA
Are you a Health Freak: I love food and food loves me
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: Yes...Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm smoking well in typing
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea, in my shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes..Many times and it's been fun
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes...why lye..frre candy always great
How do you want to Die: In a hail of bullets
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Truck Driver
What country would you most like to Visit: ChIIIIIIIIIII...NA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Black
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: punker/goth...Thats HOT....
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't know...whats today...what times is it
Number of CDs I own: To many
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
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My Interests

DRINKING..SMOKING...SEX...AND GOING TO CHURCH....THE FUN THINGS IN LIFE.... Damn Shes Hot...src="http://www.rochuswolff.de/weblog/archiv/img/kim_p ossible_nacktmulle_10.jpg" My little Friend

I'd like to meet:

THE GERBER BABY....GOLLY GREEN GAINT....WENDY THE SNAPPLE LADY..BIG MAC(the mcdonalds moon) If it wasn't for him we wouldn't have macdonalds...a TELE TUBBY.....THE VILLAGE PEOPLE....MENUDO( I LOVE RICK MARTIN..THE THINGS I COULD DO TO HIM..I DON'T WANT TO GET GRAPHIC)....THE HANSON BROTHER(OOOOHHHH THERE HOTT)...WILLIAM HUNG( I LOVE HIS VOICE AND I WANT TO CARESS HIS BODY)....THE LINBURG BABY...WILLIAM WALLANCE( SEGRATION NOW, SEGRATION TOMMOROW, SEGRATION FOREVER)......CECILA CRUZ( TO BAD SHE DEAD)...THE YING YANG TWINS... IF I COULDN'T SPEAK RIGHT , I'VE COULD OF GOTTEN A CONTRACT TOO!!!!! FO SHO!!!!AND JESUS......

Music:

PUNK....SKA...PSHYCOBILLY...ROCKIBILLY......METAL....GOSPELS ONGS....HARDCORE RAP

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" ....CHESSY LAME B MOVIES.....YOU KNOW LOW BUDGET MOVIES, THE ONES THAT DON'T MAKE IT TO THE THEARTERS, STRIAGHT TO VIDEO OR DVD.... THERE THE GREATEST....

Television:

ALL MY CHILDREN....BUFFY THE VAMPIRE THE SLAYER( TO BAD ITS OFF THE AIR)...7TH HEAVEN....THE MOMS HOT...THE L WORD....THAT SO RAVEN( I LOVE CHOCALATE)...KIM POSSIBLE( I LOVE THAT LITTLE PENIS CHARACTER)....

Books:

ANYTHING TO DO WTIH EROTICA.....THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY...THANK YOU....

Heroes:

WENDY THE SNAPPLE LADY....LINDSY BORDEN...BONNIE AND CLYDE...MR. RODGERS( HES HOT...THE WAY HE TOOK OF HIS SHOES...THAT TURNED ME ON)...AND JESUS...MARYJANE FROM SPIDERMAN..SHE SAID YOU HAVE TO GET ON TO GET OFF,, CUZ IF YOU DON'T GET ON YOU CAN'T GET OFF...FAMOUS WORDS..THATS WHY SHES MY HERO..