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Chris

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men...Godzilla!

About Me

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My Interests

Playing music, getting lost, procrastinating, being surprised, forgeting my address, kissing girls kissing THIS girl , sleeping during the day, doing that thing where you point at someone's chest and bop their nose when they look down, sealing envelopes, driving in heavy traffic, snowboarding, arguing with stupid people, having discussions with smart people.

I'd like to meet:

Non-snobs.

Music:

Motorhead, SRV, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Slayer, COC, ZZ Top, Anthrax, assorted classical, assorted blues, and that old song, called the Music Box or something. Very cute. And "Call Me" by Blondie. My band, Pale Horse: www.pale-horse.com, or it's here on myspace (check my buddy list).

Movies:

I like LOTR alot. Most movies suck. I also liked Office Space and Tombstone. And Big Trouble in Little China. "China is here?! What the hell does that mean? I don't even know what the hell that means."

Television:

Simpsons, Seinfeld, Conan, and PBS. and animal shows. only animals that eat other animals tho. Recently became a big fan of Arrested Development, even though it is painful to watch. Oh, and of course, Scrubs ( read dis! )

Books:

A Song of Ice and Fire by George Martin. I used to like Robert Jordan but then I realized he had died and they replaced him with a room full of monkeys. Daniel Quinn is one of my favorites too. Everyone should read A Sand County Almanac by Aldo Leopold. What a hippie.

Heroes:

People who beat the odds...my dad, Lemmy, and the English in the battle of britain. People who don't let others dictate who they are...my sisterS, Lemmy (again), and Satan (Tho he doesn't exist. Or does he? No, he doesn't). And Godzilla has gotten me through alot of hard times.

My Blog

i r s.m.r.t.

so you met a amazign girl that for at least the time being seems to enjoy your company and like talkiong to you.  what to do what to do...i knlw! call her up drunk and berate her for 3 hourss abo...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:52:00 PST

Desparate

Anyone know an easy way to convert pairwise estimates of relatedness into annual dispersal rates without assuming genetic equilibrium?  Even relative rates would be useable.  I'm really in a...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:50:00 PST

Call me Dorkus, King of the Morons; bow before my sheer fucking idiocy

Here's to 2 years in grad school without claiming my tuition on my taxes.Thought it was paid by my fellowship and therefore I could not claim it.Turns out, my W-2 from my fellowship includes the incom...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:13:00 PST

this guys knows what he's talking about

i usually forward onion articles to friends saying "this reminds me of you" but this time it reminded me of me.I Make The Best Spaghetti.onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:29:00 PST

gig schmig

FROM THE PIT:   Thanks {MColeman}   Anyone who's been in a band knows who true this is:   "The Gig"  A Timeline   5:30 PM  Meet at rehearsal space to grab gear. Singer...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

NYE

I'm getting too old for this.  
Posted by Chris on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

Merry Nothingmas

A bit of clarification for those who think I'm just being arguementative when I don't say grace. http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion...1&track=tottext 10 myths -- and 10 truths -- about atheism ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:32:00 PST

to my guitar-plunkin' friends

this is driving me nuts...trying to get this riff (wav here), maybe you musicy people can help.it's from motorhead's "Going Down"Here are my nominees for the tab:--------------------------------------...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST

dear sober nagy

dear sober nagy,remember when i bought that extra piece of pizza and left it in the fridge for you to find in the morning?  Time to call in the favor.  Remember to kill us-selves after work ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

arg

i wrote this whole long thing about watching the elections the other day and then i hit "back" by accident and lost it all.  so then i changed the song/video on my page.  it rocks, listen to...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST