Good Evening. I'm Sheyda Gazeran-Akbari. I'm really not who you think I am. I'm quite a foreigner. Half Persian, half English Rose. Which makes me half a more pure race than you 'white' kids. If you think about it. How many times has the UK been invaided. You're all at least part Scottish, Irish and Welsh. And remember that the very 'english' Tea that you drink, is Indian Tea leaves all mashed up etc. So you racists are quite the multicultural sort.
I think racist jokes are incredibly funny. I don't like to take offence, because I think that would actually make me racist... oh that makes no sense, but a joke's a joke, just try not to take it too far.
I respond with 'ya mum' (haha, sneaky joke) far too much, but I ask you not to be offended, as I never mean it personally, and if I did, you have the right to slap me.
Never insult my family, or anyone I Love for that matter. Theirs no point, I can say what I like, my family, I Love them. You have nothing to do with the Gazeran-Akbari's etc. If I insult your family, hit me.
I am a bitch. But my evilness is usually due to trying to protect people I Love. I'm highly overprotective f friends and family, or vulnerable people.
If you somehow haven't noticed, I tend to rant.
Also, I'm not always HappyHAPPYHappY!! To be honest, I never knew I was. I'd really appreciate it if you didn't look at me in disgust and say, 'WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!!' or, 'SHEYDA, YOU'RE QUIET!?' Be thankful I've shut my cakehole. If you give a damn, you'll know how to approach me [=
