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Phallic Baldwin

taylor_made

About Me

I'm Taylor. I like loud music, scary movies and Taco Bell.

"the stupidest fucking confession I've ever seen."

SAVE OUR SONICS!
(They're not gone yet, people! Educate yourself!)

My Interests

Movies, music, shows, concerts, nintendo, basketball, horror movies, zombies, bowling, tattoos, TV, guitar, pizza, stand-up comedy (some of my favorites include Stephen Lynch, Daniel Tosh, Demitri Martin, Dave Attell, Pablo Francisco and Mitch Hedburg [R.I.P.]), pro wrestling (yes, I know it's fake)

MONEY! ..

I'd like to meet:

Someone willing to give me lots of moneys.

...or free tattoos.

Music:

I used to have the whole list but it took up half my page. So let's just check out who's filling my iPod these days;

Avenged Sevenfold, Alkaline Trio, Riverboat Gamblers, Bullets and Octane, Rise Against, The Loved Ones, The Lawrence Arms, Hot Water Music, Refused, Killswitch Engage, 3 Inches of Blood, Pain, Kane Hodder, These Arms Are Snakes, Death From Above 1979

My Blog

2000 Miles (Save the Sonics)

http://www.ryanparkersongs.com/2008/03/save-sonics-2000-mile s.html...
Posted by Phallic Baldwin on Sun, 18 May 2008 03:09:00 PST

Piracy is a Negotiation, not a Fight

Piracy is a Negotiation, not a Fight Written by Matt Mason on March 25, 2008 The sale of Bebo.com to AOL for $850 million last week sparked a fresh wave of opining about music piracy, with B...
Posted by Phallic Baldwin on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:37:00 PST

Loud Music

I’m sick of all the loud music And all the rowdy kids who buy it I’m sick of all the loud music I need to get some peace and quiet Rock and roll can make you angry Watching it betray...
Posted by Phallic Baldwin on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:00:00 PST

so long, old friend

Tonight my friend of the last 13 years is going to be put to rest.  He has been my little buddy for half my life and he's always been the best.  I'm going to miss him.R.I.P. Junior Top Dawg...
Posted by Phallic Baldwin on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:27:00 PST

tell me where all the clowns have gone

I have lost 5 "friends" in 3 days!  Wassupwitdat!?Oh well... my real-life friends are still there.Also, Edguy is coming to Studio 7.
Posted by Phallic Baldwin on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:56:00 PST

More Than Words

Saying I love youIs not the words I want to hear from youIts not that I want youNot to say, but if you only knewHow easy it would be to show me how you feelMore than words is all you have to do to mak...
Posted by Phallic Baldwin on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:46:00 PST

Zombies on a Plane!


Posted by Phallic Baldwin on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

City of the Dead


Posted by Phallic Baldwin on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:53:00 PST

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Posted by Phallic Baldwin on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST

i'm lame

I want to make my own Zwinky but I don't want to download 19 other programs that will make nifty little pointers and smileys.  Stupid Zwinkys.
Posted by Phallic Baldwin on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST