Music
No one, so go fuck yourself.
Cheap Trick, Acacia Strain, Between The Buried And Me, Bleeding Through, Chimaira, Paul McCartney, Neck, John Lennon, Despised Icon, Soul Coughing, Dave Mathews, Norma Jean-bless the martyr kiss the child, CarBomb, and The Wedding Singer Soundtrack.
The Aviator, Elf, The Wedding Singer, I Heart Huckabees, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, EVERY Rocky movie, Fever Pitch, Wedding Crashers, Meet The Fockers, Meet The Parents, All the Harry Potters. 40 year old virgin, Man on the Moon, Ted Bundy, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Fuck TV. You lazy slob fuck.
Fuck a book, rent the movie.
Jesus, and Robin Zander.