JOHNNY DOC

I grew up on a pirate ship raised by the firstmate but lived my early years encaged with the animals on board and breastfed by a sow I refer to as Gullina. At the age of 7 ,I jumped ship in Peru and became the LLAMA BOY. At 18, I was brought to Mexico with the circus and crossed the U.S. border in 1976 to do drywall and roofing. I was eventually discovered by The Roy Rockit Band as a singer with a weird llama voice. Life went downhill in 1983 with that whole sex tape thing.