Miss Monica Mey :), who's name will soon be Mrs. Monica Mey Conrad.
DEATHMETAL, goregrind, grindcore, deathgrind, guitar solos,
Kittens, Cats, Ferrets, NO DOGS (i don't like them and they don't like me and we'll keep it that way thank you very much!!!!), Sharks, Scorpions, strange sea creatures, guitar solos
Coca Cola, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Ale 8 One, fruit and fruit juices of various forms/colors/flavors (but PLEASE...all natural! no sugar juice!), shrimp (cold, peeled, with some cocktail sauce-i'll eat a pound at a time!!!), double cheese burgers with a ton of cheese and sometimes bacon too!, a big slice of meat topped pizza-almost any type/brand/restaurant!, donuts of all types, shapes and flavors, guitar solos
MORTAL F'N KOMBAT 1, 2 and Trilogy (you could say i might be a little obsessed with it actually...), guitar solos,
Monica's beautiful dark eyes, Monica's smooth caramel skin(so soft!), Monica's big round booty, Monica's big pair of... OO's!? ;p!!! Monica's cute little button nose!, Monica's pouty bottom lip to suck on, Monica's pinchable round cheeks! Her jawline *drools*, Monica's neck to nibble on, Monica's belly, Monica's legs aaaooouuh man... best pair of legs ever! pinching Monica's butt with "L-O-V-E", Being Monica's total and complete pervert, guitar solos,
Kam Lee wipe outs (HAAAAAIIIIAAAUUAAIII!!!), Kam Lee DeathShrieks (AAAIIIEEEIIIIIIIEEE!!!), when deathmetal vocalists go "THRASH" at some point in a song, when Chris Reifert goes "EEEEuuuH!!!!", Tom Warrior deathgrunts (OOOUUUH!!!!!), Those rare times when a vocalist goes "SLOW!" and the riffs slooooowssss waaaaay down, SO awesome, ALSO!...BELL GONGS! especially when Swedish bands use them!, Pterodactyl high pitched howls/wails from vocalists who usually do cookie monster vocals because it's a brilliant contrast if used effectively, guitar solo trade offs
Reverb, DiveBombs, rumbling bottom end, A bass guitar that sounds like a leaf blower... that's severely internally rusted, single foot blasts, untriggered bassdrums that go "THOOOD THOOOD" instead of "clickity clickity", snares that sound like cannon blasts, OOMPA BEATS!!!!!!!, galloping thrash rhythms, seemingly endless guitar solos
Remixing albums with not so good production jobs and turning them into MONSTERS!!!!, Albums produced by Randy Burns, albums produced by Tomas Skogsberg at the infamous Sunlight Studios, albums produced by Scott Burns at the infamous Morrisound Studios, Albums produced at Tico Tico studios, live albums, guitar solos
Dan Seagrave album covers, Wes Benscoter album covers, Kristian Wahlin/NecroLord album covers, Turkka G. Rantanen album covers, Chris Moyen album covers, Jake/Tales from Uranus album covers, Dennis Dread album covers, Studio Sho album covers, Putrid album covers, Kahori album covers, guitar solos
Head Banging, Air Guitaring, Air/Thigh Drumming, Fist Pumping, Growling along to music in my car, the masturbating of a fretboard,
The "NWOOSSD" (new wave of old style Swedish DeathMetal),
pretty much any band from Florida or Holland and most bands from Finland, any band from Oregon-because they probably have members of 4 other bands i like, Nuclear Blast/Roadrunner/Earache from the early 90's, Razorback Records...the label AND distribution, Any band that has ever pissed off their record label by not giving into trends, bands that rip off any band from the late 80's or early 90's (some people act like that's a BAD thing),bands that openly slag posers and poser metal, Hailing TRUE brothers and sisters in the METAL OF DEATH!!!!!!, tremelo abuse
guitar solos, guitar solos, guitar solos... bass solos,
Making mix CDR's of all types of DeathMetal and grind!
being true to myself.
Lastly, "Super Big Gulps and Women with Tits the size of Ethiopia"
Music:
DEATHMETAL, some grind, some older pure/heavy metal bands as well.
my life more or less revolves around DEATHMETAL!!! it has made me who i am and kept me happy and alive in the darkest of times. There aren't many of us in this world who truely understand and feel DEATHMETAL deep in our souls-but we all know who we are and it's a language and a way of LIFE that inter-connects us all beyond distance and dialect.
top 3 are REPULSION, POSSESSED and DEMILICH.
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2 Minuta Dreka,
ABADDON INCARNATE,
Abhorrence (Finnish & Brazilian),
Aborted,
ABSCESS,
Absorbed,
ADRAMELECH,
Aeon,
Aeternus (unlike some, i strongly prefer post Shadows of Old material much more than the releases prior to it),
AFFLICTED,
Alienation Mental (Malignant Tumour Split & Ball Spouter only),
Altar of Giallo,
AMORPHIS (pre-Elegy ONLY!),
Anasarca,
Anata,
Anatomia,
Angel Corpse,
Arch Enemy (first is best),
ASPHYX,
Assuck,
ATHEIST (Elements sucks though),
AtrocitY (First Two only, of course),
At the Gates,
AUTOPSY,
AvulseD,
AZARATH,
BEHEADED,
Behemoth (Satanica and after ONLY!),
BENEDICTION,
BirdFlesh (BOW! WEL! THRA! SHER!),
BILE (The Dutch BILE of course!),
Blasphemy,
BlastCorps,
BloodBath,
BLOOD DUSTER,
Blood Freak,
Blood Reaping,
Blood Red Throne,
Bloody Sign,
BOLT THROWER,
Brodequin (Festival of Death sucks though),
Broken Hope,
BRUTALITY,
Brutality Reigns Supreme,
Brutal Truth (Extreme Conditions... ONLY!),
Burial (American East Coast AND the one from Holland),
BUTCHER ABC,
Caedere,
CANCER (just the first 3),
CANNIBAL CORPSE,
Carbonized (early stuff!),
CARCASS,
Cardiac Arrest,
CARNAGE, (I think "The Day Man Lost" is the best demo ever recorded)
Carnal Diafragma,
Carnal Forge,
Carve (ooh yessss... Rogga Johansson can do no wrong!),
Catasexual Urge Motivation/Vampiric Motives,
Catheter,
Cattle Decapitation,
CELTIC FROST (pre-Into the Pandemonium),
Cemetary (An Evil Shade of Grey and prior only),
Cemetery Urn,
Cenotaph (Italy, Mexico and Turkey....Italy preferred!),
Centinex,
Centurian,
Cerebral Turbulency (Pre-Crash Test),
Ceremony (Ohio),
Chaos Breed,
Christ Denied,
Cianide,
ClitEater,
Cock and Ball Torture (splits only),
Coercion,
Coffins,
Coffin Texts,
COMECON (Hooray!...let's go!!!),
Convulse,
Corpus Mortale,
Council of the Fallen,
Cretin,
CRITERION,
CRYPTICUS,
CRYPTOPSY (demo and first two ONLY! yknow, when they could actually WRITE SONGS!),
Cynic (demos only, that full length sucked poopy dog penis),
Daemon,
Damnable,
Damnation (Poland),
Darkthrone (Soulside Journey is the only album i've even HEARD of them though!),
Dawn of Decay,
Dead Congregation,
DEAD INFECTION,
Deamon,
DEATH,
Death Breath,
DEATHEVOKATION,
Decapitated (Sauron era only),
DECEASED (LUCK OF THE CORPSE!!!!!!),
Deeds of Flesh,
Defaced Creation,
DEFECATION (WWWRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAOOOUUUUUAAAAAAAAA),
Dehumanized,
DefileD,
DEICIDE (except for Insineratehymn and In Torment in Hell, those 2 suck-but we all know that!),
De Lirium's Order,
Delve,
DEMIGOD,
DEMILICH,
Demiurg (who's the MAN!?...that's right Rogga Johansson!!!),
DEMOLITION HAMMER,
Demonized,
Denial Fiend,
Denak,
Depravity,
Depression,
DERANGED,
Descend,
Desecration,
DESULTORY,
Deteriorot,
Deviant (Sweden),
Devilium,
DIABOLIC,
Dies Irae (Poland),
Disciples of Mockery,
Disgorge (Mexico, Netherlands and USA...Netherlands preferred, as for the American band i only like the Cranial Impalement Double Demo CD),
Disgorged Foetus,
Disgrace (Finland... Grey Misery and stuff prior),
Disgust (France),
Disharmonic Orchestra (and yes, i even enjoy their post "Not to be..." material!!!!) ,
Disincarnate,
DISMEMBER,
DISSECTION (pre post-jail era HAHA),
DIVINE EMPIRE,
Divine Eve,
DrowninG,
Eatmyfuk,
Edge of Sanity,
EMBALMER,
Embalming Theatre,
Engorged,
ENTOMBED/NihilisT,
Envenomed,
Estuary,
Eucharist,
EVOCATION,
Excommunion,
Exhumed,
Exit-13,
Exmortem,
EXODUS (THE METAL COMMAND!!!! only Bonded by Blood... but FUCK, it's the BEST THRASH EVERRRRR!!! nothing comes close!!!),
FaithXtractoR,
FatalisT,
F.K.U aka Freddy Krueger's Underwear,
Flesh,
FLESHCRAWL,
FleshGrind (Murder Without End ONLY!!!),
FLESHGRINDER (Chacal/Johnny era only, sweet fuck they are terrible now!),
Flesh Parade,
Fleshtized,
FondleCorpse,
Fornication,
FRIGHTMARE,
Fuck...I'm Dead,
FUNEBRARUM,
Funebre,
Funerot,
Funerus,
GenoCrush Ferox,
GENERAL SURGERY,
Ghoul,
GoatWhore,
God Among Insects,
God Dethroned,
GOD MACABRE,
Goratory,
Goreaphobia,
Gorefest (just gimme the first 2 though!),
GoremenT,
GoreRotted,
GORGASM,
GorgutS (First 2 ONLY!),
GRAVE,
Graveyard (Spain),
Gronibard,
Grotesque,
Gruesome Stuff Relish,
GWAR (Hell~O!, Scumdogs of the Universe, America Must be Destroyed, The Road Behind EP & Violence Has Arrived ONLY!),
Haemorrhage,
Hate (Pre-Anaclasis, everything after "Awakening of the Liar" blows ASS!!!),
Hate Eternal,
HatePlow,
HELL-BORN,
HellWitch,
Hemdale,
HETSHEADS,
Hour of Penance,
HOUWITSER,
Hymen Holocaust,
HYPOCRISY (pre Self Titled ONLY),
Immersed in Blood,
IMMOLATION (first 3 STRONGLY preferred),
ImpaleD,
Imperial Sodomy,
IMPETIGO,
Impure (Germany),
In Aeternum,
INCANTATION,
Incestuous,
IncrusT,
INCUBUS (Louisiana and Florida of course),
INFESTDEAD,
Infinited Hate (not the first album though-just everything after it),
Ingrowing,
Inhume,
INIQUITY,
Insision,
Interment,
Internecine (demos preferred),
INTESTINE BAALISM,
Inveracity,
Invocation,
Jack Slater,
JUDAS PRIEST,
Kaamos,
Kabbal,
KARABOUDJAN,
Kataklysm (Sylvain Houde era ONLY! the stuff without him is downright unbearable CRAP!),
Khert-Neter,
Killaman,
KISS,
Konkhra (i only like Weed Out The Weak haha!),
KrabathoR (pre-Speckman era),
KRISIUN (Ageless Venomous SSSSUCKS though!!!),
KronoS,
Kutabare,
LAST DAYS OF HUMANITY,
Leng Tch'e,
Liers in Wait,
Liturgy,
Lobotomy,
L6b6t6my,
Lock Up,
LORD GORE,
Lost Soul,
LUCIFERION,
Lymphatic Phlegm,
MACABRE,
MACHETAZO,
MALEVOLENT CREATION,
Malignant Tumour,
Mandatory,
(Let's Get!) Mangled,
Maniac Killer,
MASSACRA (First 3 ONLY!!!)
MASSACRE (KAM LEE WIPE OUT!!!!! DIVEBOMB!!!!!!!),
(very early) MASTER,
Mausoleum,
Maze of Torment,
MegadetH (Peace Sells... But Who's Buying & Rust In Peace ONLY!... ok and a few songs from Youthanasia too heheh),
MEGASLAUGHTER,
MERCILESS,
Mercyless (first two of course!),
Merlin (absolute best female vocalist-no question!),
Methadrone,
Misery Index (just the Overthrow ep/demo),
Moloch (Cincinnati OH USA),
MONSTROSITY,
MORBID ANGEL (AoD, AoM, C, E, F preferred),
Morgoth,
MORGUE (Illinois/USA & France),
Mortal Decay,
MORTEM (DEATH RULES SUPREME!),
MorticiaN,
Mortification (Scrolls of the Megilloth ONLY!),
Mortuary,
Murder Squad,
Mutilated,
NaileD,
NAPALM DEATH (i don't dig that "experimental" stage they did though-you know what i speak of!!!),
Nasum,
NecroccultuS,
NECRODEATH,
Necrony,
Necrophagist (don't care for Epitaph though-waaaaay too soulless and flat),
Necrophobic (The Nocturnal Silence & Darkside only),
Necrovation,
Necrovorous,
Nerlich,
Neuropathia,
Neuro Visceral Exumation,
Nile (Festival of Atonement demo and Annihilation of the Wicked STRRRRRONGLY preferred over everything else),
NOCTURNUS,
NominoN,
Nox,
NunSlaughter,
OBITUARY,
Obscenity,
OPPROBRIUM (see: INCUBUS!),
PAGANIZER (yeeeaaaarrrrr'Righ'Yight!!! Rogga is the MAN!!!!),
PAN-THY-MONIUM,
PanzerChrist,
Paracocci etc etc etc,
Pathologist,
Pavor,
PENTACLE,
Perversist,
Pessimist,
PESTILENCE,
POSSESSED,
Primus (Pork Soda is GENIUS!),
Prostitute Disfigurement,
Psychrist,
PUNGENT STENCH,
Putrescence,
Pyaemia,
Pyrexia (Sermon of Mockery ONLY),
RAVAGER/Domain,
Rebaelliun,
REGURGITATE,
Regurgitation,
Reincarnation,
Reinfection,
REPUGNANT (Epitome of Darkness is the best album of this century!),
REPULSION (FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!),
RESURRECTION,
Revenant,
RIBSPREADER (Never forget Rogga Johansson is THE MAN!!!),
Righteous Pigs,
RIGOR MORTIS,
Ripping Corpse,
ROMPEPROP(itized),
Rotten Sound,
Rotting Christ (early material only... Passage to Arcturo, Non Serviam),
Rottrevore,
SADISTIC INTENT,
Sanctification,
Sanctifier,
Sanity's Dawn (even the fastcore stuff!!!),
Saprogenic,
Scent of Flesh,
Scurvy,
SEANCE,
Sear,
Sentenced (First 2 ONLY!),
SEPSISM (demos and Purulent Decomposition... that new one... eeeeeh not so good),
SEPULTURA (First 4 ONLY!),
Serial Butcher,
Serpens Aeon,
Serpent Obscene,
SEVERE TORTURE,
SINISTER (though i must add Rachel fucking SUCKS!!!),
SKULL HOG,
SLAYER (up to and including Decade of Aggression),
SlugathoR,
SOLSTICE (American),
Sorcery,
Sotajumala,
SOULBURN (Avalanche JackHammer riffs that bury all posers!!!),
Soul Reaper,
Spawn,
Spawn of Possession (demos STRONGLY preferred, they pretty much forgot how to write a song now!),
SplatterHouse,
Squash Bowels,
StarGazer,
Stoma,
StormRider,
Strangler,
Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition,
SUFFOCATION,
SWOLLEN,
Terrorizer (the REAL Terrorizer! not the reunion bullshit!),
THANATOS,
The County Medical Examiners,
The Crown aka Crown of Thorns,
The Day Everything Became Nothing,
The Ravenous,
Therion (First 3 ONLY!...first 2 strongly preferred),
Thornafire,
ThroneAeon aka Godhate,
Torn,
Torture Incident,
Torture Killer,
To Separate the Flesh from the Bones,
Tu Carne,
UnanimateD,
Uncanny,
Unholy Ghost,
UNLEASHED (UN! LEASHED! *clap clap clap*),
Unnatural,
Upheaval,
USURPER (OOOH! HEEAAAY!!!),
VADER,
Veneral Disease,
Verminous,
VILE,
Violation,
Viscera Infest,
Visceral Bleeding,
Vital Remains,
Vomitory,
VOMIT REMNANTS,
VON,
Warspite,
WOMB,
WTN,
X-Cops,
Yattering,
Yacoepsae,
Zombie Ritual,
i also like most disco because i am a fucking fruitcake...
i also like White Zombie's La Sexorcisto album!!!
i also may be, or may not be a fan of the Spice Girls-it's open for assumption either way, but one thing is for sure...I need some love like I've never needed love before...I had a little love now I'm back for more
