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Swainky

49 percent ass hole, 51 percent mother fucker!

About Me

First things first! Do I look like I like fuckin pink and fluffy? No! So if your a mycrack hoe who has a special CAM SPAM site you want me to see or you have 50 million damn friends in a mycrack, who has the most friends, war and you need one more, don't bother messaging me. Damn! So on with the rest of the story. Things in life suck, so deal with it. I don't want your problems and you sure in the hell don't want mine. If you don't ask you won't know and if you do you won't get an answer. If you ask my opion and have sensitive feel goods, dont. Ill probably hurt you. Yes, I'm not perfect. I've done many fucked up things in life. Whoop de fucking do. Who hasn't? For those who say they haven't, are fucking full of shit. For the ones who are on their high horse, Get the fuck off. How would you feel if you had someone on your back all the time. Don't get me wrong. I still have a alot of compassion for many things in life, but i find it harder everyday to trust people. Can you blame me though? Anyways, If any one wants to find this offensive or wants to say that " I am a devil worshiper " because of my profile. I DONT BELIEVE IN THE SO CALLED "CHRISTIAN GOD. " So if I don't believe in the hipocritical religion that drives fear into to people to get them to go to church, that " christians " have used for there way of making money. Then no, I couldnt believe in the "CHRISTIAN SATAN." If you can't talk to me for who I am and have to judge me, then fuck you! Have a nice day :P...... SwainkyA young boy traveled across Japan to the school of a famous martial artist. When he arrived at the dojo he was given an audience by the Sensei "What do you wish from me?" the master asked. "I wish to be your student and become the finest kareteka in the land," the boy replied. "How long must I study?" "Ten years at least," the master answered. "Ten years is a long time," said the boy. "What if I studied twice as hard as all your other students?" "Twenty years," replied the master. "Twenty years! What if I practice day and night with all my effort?" "Thirty years," was the master's reply. "How is it that each time I say I will work harder, you tell me that it will take longer?" the boy asked. "The answer is clear. When one eye is fixed upon your destination, there is only one eye left with which to find the Way."Using your hands
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.
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You Are 92% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgmental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?
Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece Of Heaven (OFFICIAL)
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My Interests

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD CAN KICK THE ASSESS OF THE VOICES IN YOURS.......the amusement of others shortcomings, by trying to "fit in" - SEX (of course) cars, movies, games, tv, music, computers, astronomy, vampirism, peganism
Your Inuyasha! You are a punk, you like to pick
fights and hate being in school, your grades
are slipping but you don't care, you are having
to much fun to actually do anything about it!

What Inuyasha Character are you?
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I'd like to meet:

There are numerous amount of people id like to meet, but if there was one that I'd rather meet first, it would not be you!

Music:

i like a bit of everything, but i usaully listen to heavy, hard, and alternative-cradle of filth-marlyn manson-coheed and cambrien-zombie-nin-metalica-cannibale corpse-underoath-hawthorne heights-ozzy-system of a down-static x-my ruin-lords of acid-nirvana-murder by death-seether-three doors down-rage against the machine-puddle of mudd-green day-nickelback-three days grace-slipnot-icp-korn-whitesnake-twisted sister-jimmy eat world-goddamn i could fill three or four pages of shit that i like.

Movies:

Im a big fan of the old "b" rated movies like Evil Dead and Night of the Living Dead. Horror movies are my favorite.i mostly like anime movies and all the sick twisted horror.

Television:

Lets just say if its not reality, ill watch it. Aqua teen is my favorite show though! to tell you the truth. the tv almost never leaves cartoon network in the evenings. ecspecially at night during adult swim.
You Are Frylock
The Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quiz
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Youre Darth Vader!Youre dark and have no mercy. Youre a Dark Sider
and do everything to get other people to your
side. If someone once hurt you, your on
revenge. Youre a Sith Master, What means youre
a very strong Dark Sider. For a Dark Sider
youre very brave and your skills are perfect.
Youre serious and very smart. Once you where a
Light Sider but you dont believe in love
anymore since your big love (The One) died. You
dont care about friendship anymore. Youre very powerful and you dont care about others,
you can kill them without mercy. But, if you
think some person can be useful to you or to
the dark side you wont kill m but try to get m
on the dark side, just like you once did. Watch
out, someone might ever set you free from the
dark side and show you what love is again. I
like you and youre style ^^ Dark Side Rules =PFull Name:: Darth Vader, Once your name was Anakin
Skywalker You Are:: Well Human actually, But now youre a kind
of Robot (Not really robot but more.. Human in
some special clothes o gosh, I dont know how to
explain ^^ Lets just say Human =) Lightsaber:: Red Side:: First Light Sider, Now youre Dark Sider. Homeplanet:: First Tatooine, Then Coruscant. Now
Mustafar.
Which Star Wars Character are U?
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Books:

I like alot of fantasy and myth and I read alot shit on the net. hell when im not at work im usaully on the comp. so i dont read to many books much anyways.
You are Wolverine!

Heroes:

Heros today are over rated. A true hero is someone that goes out of there way to change the world not knowing thats what there doing. A true hero is someone thats does something for no other reason than for gratification of there own self.......

My Blog

WTF!!!!!

DUBLIN (Reuters) - A hazardous slick of broken eggs caused traffic chaos in rural Ireland Thursday after a truck carrying thousands of broody hens lost its load. "Chickens have begun to lay eggs on th...
Posted by Swainky on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:34:00 PST