Paukee*

My full name is Michael Paukner and I sing in a silly rock band called Excuse Me Moses , formerly (un)known as Funkalicious. Tomorrow I'm gonna write the best song in the world, get rich and famous and finally die of an overdose. I was born in Zwettl, Austria, the 'Woodquarter' of Lower Austria on Feb 3rd, 1980. (3+2+1+9+8+0=23!). I grew up in Waidhofen/Thaya, the town that I will always call my hometown. After my final exams I hosted my own radioshow on a radiostation called RadioW4. Sick of talking the same shit every day, I began to study communication design. My favorite color is black. Without black, no color has any depth. But if you mix black with everything, suddenly there's shadow - no, not just shadow, but fullness. You've got to be willing to mix black into your palette if you want to create something that's real. I like to spend my time working on music and hanging out with my friends. As I need some financial income (to buy all sorts of drugs that I need for running an authentic Rock'N'Roll career) I am self employed and run a graphic-designbuero in Vienna.
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I've got some tattoos by my friends Boeh, Rene & Janos. So, that's how you look if you've got friends that draw pictures on other people. I can run really fast if I want to. I love Austrian and Italian food. I really love to play golf because it gives me a chance to hang out with my mum and dad. I like to snowboard and to go to the gym with Mr. Luckyfinish. I love to stay in bed. I turned 23 on 02/03/2003 at 2:03pm. I have an older brother named Stephan. My little sister Magdalena studies medicine. I own a trumpet, 2 acoustic guitars, a bassviolin, a keyboard and a black Gibson SG cause I love to make music. I guess AC/DC knew how to rock. I love touring in europe. I suck at soccer. Even at tablesoccer. I've a preference for good redwine. Everyone should own a Led Zeppelin and an Excuse Me Moses album. I don't go anywhere without my iPod. I love great melodies that you can't get out of your head. I hate Shakira. South Park is not funny. TV isn't funny at all. I love anything that has to do with the history of cultures and communities. I believe in the powers that be and the fact that aliens exist, but I've never seen one. I just like to sit down in a good chair, with a glass of milk, and maybe a chocolate cookie, and just really hate religion. PEACE!
A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe... a part limited in time and space. He experiences his thoughts and feelings as separated from the rest a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.
(A. Einstein)
come and check out my youtube-channel and watch some videos of my band Excuse Me Moses: http://www.youtube.com/Paukee2313