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Karim

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About Me


"I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived. I see all this potential; and I see it squandered. God dammit, an entire generation pumping gas and waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars - but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed-off." - Tyler Durden
"I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener". - Edgar Friendly

My Interests

I get giddy for full moons, waterfalls, parkour, extremely rare beef in all forms, vodka, foreplay, making faces during awkward silences, offensive jokes, spooning with the wrong people (you know who you are), the color blue, David Caruso, Bajan rums, anything having to do with the ocean, punching people in the ovaries, using Will Ferrell quotes at inappropriate times, the "Haitian rain forest" behind the 72nd Street bandshell, Chuck Norris facts/jokes, attending parties I have no vested interest in, canoodling and, finally, wearing flip flops ten months out of the year. There, I did it.

I'd like to meet:



These are my people:

Mi Amorrrrrr

My Favorite Zoe

Bridget

Kara King

McDreamy This, Bitches

Mustache Dave

I Love Glass

Mr. & Mrs. Fernstrom

My Michelle

Abby

Chloe

Christina

Jonah

Xander

Mr. Rogers

The Director

Kasey Jamison

Jana

Martha

Monsky

Don Massimo

Molinaro

Phil

Quincy

Michi

Emily

Gabrielle

M

Monsieur Zach

Rosenbergersteinovitz

Hey Zeus

Fourteau

Check Out The Rest

Music:

So I put the iPod on shuffle and this is what came through first:

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Books:



Heroes:



"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not." - Tyler Durden