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Memoirs of a Gaijin

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About Me

Well I could write a whole book on this subject. I'm extremely modest, and good looking. I like people, but apparently most of them seem to not like me, as they are leaving in droves lately. I like to fly model airplanes naked and only leave and enter my apartment through the fire escape. I trained with a family of trapeze artists called The Flying Graysons for a while until their tragic demise. Right now I'm living life.

I edited my profile by throwing bananas at the screen!! !

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My Interests

I was once called Nutsacajawea. I like to read, right now I'm reading The Golden Compass aloud to my roommate. I like tulips, purple things, flip-flops, black squirrels, tofutti, a finished paper, interesting research, close families, running on the golf course at midnight, Grand Marshall Chompers, watching people breakdance, laughing really hard, swinging...on a swing, lawn ornaments, action figures, zombies, comics, swimming in the ocean, catching lizards, singing really loudly, typing on a typewriter, playing chess with fourth graders, walking with the dogs where there are no cars to hit them, mutual respect, old cars, old towns, old friends.Who I'd like to marry... OR OR

I'd like to meet:

People who make it their goal in life to not suck.And... I think the odds are good for the second one.

Music:

Old and new...

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Movies:

where do I begin...

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Television:

Re-Runs of America's Funniest Videos, only the ones with Bob Saget. But seriously a show that will make your toes curl in happiness, SPACED! Watch it, love it. Also...Arrested Development, Deadwood, Firefly.

Books:

Most Trade Paperbacks.

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Heroes:

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My Blog

Cave of Wonders

Went caving with Oowada and Matthew last Friday.  It was pretty sweet, the cave was small and hard to get to.  You had to climb up it like some crazy bottle.  There was a rusty old ladd...
Posted by Memoirs of a Gaijin on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:35:00 PST

Chronicles of an amateur adventurer: Adventure 179 Mo’ Mountains Mo’Problems

This week I lost my house keys, I wracked my brain trying to figure out where thay were, tore up my room, deduced that they were not in the house.  Finally I had to make a copy off Gina's keys.&n...
Posted by Memoirs of a Gaijin on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:35:00 PST

September in retrospect

In September we've gotten up to a lot, but I've not really written about it.  This month was a lay down month for us, time to save up because the next three months are pretty much booked solid.&n...
Posted by Memoirs of a Gaijin on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:18:00 PST

Chronicles of an amateur adventurer: Adventure 175 Hardcore Asslicking in Hitachi

Matto-kun came to visit us last week for three nights.  He came on Tuesday and that night there were fireworks at Ose beach so we arranged a little get together at the beach.  Riko was in to...
Posted by Memoirs of a Gaijin on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:14:00 PST

Chronicles of an amateur adventurer: Adventure 178 On the Train Again...

Vacation for August.  Gina and I, who try to make a point of traveling together somewhere at least once of month, haven't been on a trip together since my birthday.  She went to Canada, I we...
Posted by Memoirs of a Gaijin on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:51:00 PST

Chronicles of an amateur adventurer: Adventure 177 Drink Rally/Scrubs Hitachi

Last weekend we went to a drink rally with Miyoko and Asher.  We thought about going to this last year but I think we had been drinking too much at the time and bailed out.  This year we wen...
Posted by Memoirs of a Gaijin on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:34:00 PST

What’s been happening in the awesome month of August?

August, how do you always arrive so quickly?  Here we are in August, and it is hot.  A humid, hot, boiling, blistering reminder of Florida.  But occasionally broken up by a nice sea bre...
Posted by Memoirs of a Gaijin on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:39:00 PST

Snack Shop, Challanging the Triple part II, Night Out With Katsu part II

About two weeks ago we went out with our friend Yazuhiko.  He took us out to this really nice Italian place and then to a snack shop, it was a lot of fun, snack shops are strange, somewhat sad li...
Posted by Memoirs of a Gaijin on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:04:00 PST

Chronicles of an amateur adventurer: Adventure 173 Fun, Family Style

Gina, Zach and I went camping on the 15th and 16th.  We went three hours west of Hitachi into the next prefecture, Tochigi, to a place called Shiobara.  Of course we got none of this informa...
Posted by Memoirs of a Gaijin on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:28:00 PST

Chronicles of an amateur adventurer: Adventure 171 Lost Pictures and a Night on the Town

So I found some pictures from kyoto I had missed!  Oops!  Also here are pics from the night we went out with Katsu.me trying to express my happiness with my surroundingsindeed!waiting for th...
Posted by Memoirs of a Gaijin on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:51:00 PST