Unlimited Pineapple Club - ProfilesArchive

About Me

We're a lot more than just fun and entertainment. We actually have an almighty purpose. Our music actually uses certain arrangements of frequencies and intervals that communicate with lifeforms from a far-off planet telling them to send us unlimited quantities of pineapples. We are not completely sure when the pineapples will be falling from the sky though, considering how many light-years the planet is away. All we are certain of is that when the time comes, the earth will most certainly be destroyed. Think about it, pineapples fucking weigh like six pounds or something. Also considering that these fuckers will be raining upon the earth in unlimited quantities, we are most certain that we will be living in a paradise. For one, there will be an unlimited supply of pineapples for us to feast upon. Secondly, every single creature on earth will probably be killed. That is, unless you have a special pineapple helmet. We know we're ready. Are you?

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/23/2006
Band Website: unlimitedpineappleclub.com/
Band Members:
Kris - guitar, vocals

Mark - bass, vocals

Jesse - drums
Influences: Primus, Mr. Bungle, The Residents, Snakefinger, Renaldo and the Loaf, Nuclear Assault, Anthrax, S.O.D., Voivod, Megadeth, Slayer, Celtic Frost, Rush, Rigor Mortis, Exodus, Municipal Waste, GWAR, Suicidal Tendencies, Death, Carcass, Ghoul, Lord Gore, Crotchduster, Nuclear Rabbit, Behold... The Arctopus, Game Over.
Sounds Like: The aggression of thrash metal combined with weirdness of the likes of Primus and Mr. Bungle. Just think thrash metal with cartoony vocals, loopy bass, and wacky guitars.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

UPC interviewed by filipinometal.com!

We got interviewed by filipinometal.com. It was fun.READ IT HERE!
Posted by Unlimited Pineapple Club on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:22:00 PST

Some news...

About the next demo, well, it won't be done this summer. Mark and I just can't find the time to record. But there is alot of good that's gonna come out of this. Once we go back to Sa...
Posted by Unlimited Pineapple Club on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST

"Danlog Babyhead" bass tabs

I believe that someone also suggested the guitar and bass tabs for Danlog Babyhead. Here's the tabs for the bass part. The guitar part should be done by Kris Calabio some time SOON."Danlog...
Posted by Unlimited Pineapple Club on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST

"Foodsure" guitar tabs

I've had a few people request some tabs for some UPC songs. So here it is. This one is for "Foodsure" from the first demo. And yes, this was my first time transcribing anything."Food...
Posted by Unlimited Pineapple Club on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:09:00 PST

Working on the next one.........

I know all of you want to know how our summer has been so far, right? Well, rather boring, actually. We both want to go back to school. It's cooler there at UCSD. Not to say we...
Posted by Unlimited Pineapple Club on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:25:00 PST

Lyrics for Pineapple Bomb

Here our the lyrics for the songs from our second demo Pineapple Bomb. Enjoy!"Pineapple Bomb"It was supposed to be apineapple, but it looksmore like a bomb so happy birthdayfrom Ed and CamdawgWh...
Posted by Unlimited Pineapple Club on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:18:00 PST

Pineapple Bomb is now available!!!!!

After about 5 months of delay, UPC's second demo Pineapple Bomb is finally released!!!! Here's a track listing:1. Pineapple Bomb2. Diarrhea3. Fried Food Funfest4. (We) Re...
Posted by Unlimited Pineapple Club on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:20:00 PST

Lyrics for "Pineapples from the Sky!"

I realized that we never had our lyrics for the first demo available here so here they are:"Danlog Babyhead"Went to school with "Kristoff-sphere"Who said to me the end was nearBut we're both saved so ...
Posted by Unlimited Pineapple Club on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST

Even more delay......

Yep, I've always been saying that the new demo will be out in a couple of weeks. But now it's guaranteed that it won't be released any time soon. Here's why: while mixing, Mark and I...
Posted by Unlimited Pineapple Club on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

kinda bad news :(

Well, recording is taking a bit longer than we expected. (actually, if you knew us personally, you shouldn't be surprised as we're lazy procrastinators.) Hopefully, it'll be done some time next week. ...
Posted by Unlimited Pineapple Club on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:52:00 PST