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Johnny English

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I am married, in the Army and currently stationed at Ft. Drum, NY. I can't stand weak minded people they just piss me off and I want to shoot them so they can't procreate and make more weak minded people. I am not a college grad or anything, just didn't feel like going to college to spend money instead of actually experiencing life for myself. I have learned everything I know from life experiences. I love sex, anime, and drinking with my buddies.I do not hesitate to tell someone to fuck off if they piss me off. I wish stupid people would just die and leave the rest of us alone that can comprehend that you don't need a college degree to say that you don't agree with current events. Those that picket a military funeral should be shot on site...no questions asked or needed. With that a big thank you to those of you out there that volunteer your time to ensure that the families of fallen Marines, Soldiers, Sailors and Air Men get to have a proper funeral and their families and loved ones do not have deal with war protestors or fanatic religious "sheep", cause in essence that is what they are.Well I am finally back in the US. It feels great to be home again. Plus the constant sex is good!! Should be going home soon for a month long leave in August. That I really can't wait for. Got a new Jeep from my in-laws and my wife when I got back from Iraq, so that is cool.I love going to concerts and outdoor activities. Right now I am involved with trying to get together a party for when I get home of family I know and family I have not yet met from Korea. Yeah you know who you are all you Silver Star Outlaws out there in MySpace land.You have a sexual IQ of 157
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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My pirate name is: Iron Sam Kidd A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

My Interests

I will try just about anything once. I love food, music, guns, sex, my wife Marie and movies.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chainsaw
Your Favorite Target: Inanimate objects
Your Kill Count: 817,326,955
Your Battle Cry: "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 49
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $126,266,403,604,861
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 55%

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You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Seth --
[adjective]:

Fetish oriented

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Capricorn

You are very successful in life and are always planning for the future. You are probably already in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy that comes with your lovemaking. You are direct with your lover about what you like and you like it when they are direct with you. You have excellent sex, because you make sure that it’s a custom fit for yourself. Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio
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I guess I would like to meet anyone who isn't afraid to voice their opinion and wonder what everyone will think. 'nuff said. Although if your looking for actual people it would be Denis Leary, Tim Curry, Andrew "Dice" Clay, and George Carlin. What Final Fantasy 7 Character Are You?
You are Cloud, You care about someone alot and maybe even love them
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Music:

Aiden, Alan Jackson, Alice in Chains, Alkaline Trio, Atomship, Ateryu, Big and Rich, Blood Hound Gang, Brad Paisley, Brooks and Dunn, Brougham, Bush, Candlebox, Chevelle, Chris Ledoux, Cradle of Filth, Creed, Crystal Method, Cypress Hill, Danzig, David Allen Coe, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Eminem, Evanescence, Faith No More, Filter, The Glengarry Bhoys, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Grateful Dead, Guns and Roses, Hank Williams(All 3), Helmet, John Micheal Montgomery, Johnny Cash, Kenny Chesney, Kid Rock, Kiss, KMFDM, Korn, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Live, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marilyn Manson, Mark Collie, Megadeth, Merle Haggard, Metallica, Ministry, Mother Love Bone, My Chemical Romance, Nelly, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Primus, Puddle of Mudd, Puscifer, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Rancid, Rob Zombie, Santana, Seether, Slipknot, Slow Andy, Smashing Pumpkins, Static-X, Steve Earle, Stone Temple Pilots, Strata, Sublime, Sum 41, System of a Down, Tempest Wilde, Temple of the Dog, Tenacious D, Toby Keith, Tool, Trapt, Uncle Cracker, Voltaire, Ween, Weird Al Yankovich, White Zombie and many, many more....

Movies:

Mostly action movies but I do also love a good comedy
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


88%

William Wallace


79%

Maximus


67%

The Terminator


63%

Batman, the Dark Knight


63%

Lara Croft


58%

The Amazing Spider-Man


58%

Neo, the "One"


54%

James Bond, Agent 007


54%

Indiana Jones


54%

El Zorro


50%
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Television:

Not much on that I like that much anymore. I miss the good old days of Tour of Duty and the A-Team. Do like Rescue Me though.

Books:

I like books by Brian Lumley and Dan Brown, just got done reading those. Mainly anything dealing with conspiracies.

Heroes:

Stephen Snowberger Eric ClarkMay 11, 2006 will always be in my thoughts.RIP brothers

My Blog

Great movie

Wow just watched Memoirs of a Geisha.  Outstanding movie.  I would recommend it to just about anyone.  OK so it may be classified as a chick flick but damn.  Thought it was great.....
Posted by Johnny English on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:19:00 PST

How my day went

Well let's see where do I start with this one.  It was a relatively quiet day over here in Iraq, in other words I didn't get shot at!!  Just like about every other day in my new job.  I...
Posted by Johnny English on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:36:00 PST