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gareth

About Me

I am ginger, Very Short, Was Known As Geeky Leaky At school, Never Had much Luck With Women So I decided To BeCome A Gay! BUT! dont have much luck with Men!!!! I live in a place called orchard park in hull my 1 bed semi is a shithole i wish i had a two bed in Driffield! I no a boy from driffield he is super cool! in my spare time i like to dress up as super heros and women! i have a child but i am not sure if he is mine as i have never had sex with a girl! for a living i am a florist! my dream job would be to work in a funeral home! then i would be able to see dead ppl! and touch them! as a child i always dreamed of winnin a tenner on a scratch card and my dreams came true last monday i picked up my wage and bought a scratch card and to my suprise i had won a tenner! what a day i bought myself a couple of cans of cider and went to my local park! i even pulled a girl!

My Interests

Drinkin Cider! Watchin The Oracle on video! Stamp Collecting! Train Spotting at my local Train Station!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a heartbeat! Jamie From driffield AGAIN! The Oracle my favorite band! i love you Shaun McMurray!

Music:

Dont REally LIke music because it hurts my ears! i do like the oracle tho because i think Shaun mcmurray is fit!

Movies:

Dumb and dumber! i think that i look like lloyd! also backdoor babes!

Television:

Cant afford 1 watch the big screen in town

Books:

plop barn owl, what not to wear, babars great adventure, waldo, spanish for dummies, how to use a toaster, microwave manual, hair straighteners for begginers, and the daily sport i love boobies

Heroes:

JAMIE FROM DRIFFIELD HE IS SO COOL! and shaun mcmurray!