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I'd like to meet:

richard pryor, the infadels, bill hicks, greg palast, buddha, timothy leary, anyone who knows how to grow peyote in the uk, nelson mandela, jimi hendrix, jim morrison, james brown, dyke & the blazers, sly stone, all the funk soul brothers, , martin luther, jimmy saville, john peel, georgio moroder, ridley scott, quentin tarantino, brazilian women & pele(but not at the same time), daft punk, ratm, auntie sheila (to say thanks in person) , prince, gwen stefani, donna summer, george orwell, bruce lee, rick rubin, quantic, speedometer.................who i never ever want to meet (for their own safety) - bush, blair, bill gates, all politicians, chairmens, corporate scumwhores, lawyers, geri halliwell, cliff richard, charlton heston, racialists,

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Music:

the wonderful world of bad ass funky breaks, 21st century ragtime swing, ol skool hippedy hop, funky french techno , modern argentinian tango, bhangra breaks and mystical liquidy d'n'b, mincestep, disco, funk, soul, anyhting dirty and gnarly, but also barry white, madchester , kasabian, the infadels, black diamond heavies, skeewiff, frank popp, ursula 1000, anything with a decent bassline, the specials, audio bullies, all things that go BOOM BAP!

Movies:

dead mans shoes, city of god, requiem for a dream, irreversible, the prestige, apocalypto, severance, the wilderness, dune, fear an loathing, kiss kiss bang bang, kung-fu hustle, kill bill, shogun assassin, seven samurai, yojimbo!, war of the worlds (the original not that s&*^te re-make) lord of war, david lynch, sin city, green mile, shawshank, tarantino, rodriguez, shaw bro s, ray harahausen, goonies, lotr, finding nemo, the works of johnny depp,
Your Hidden Talent
We have no idea as you are so powerful and mysterious. your obvious talents for being perfect are so extremely awesome it has melted our circuits.
The right path is forever hidden, and you're a bit of a mentalist. What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Bass, how low can u go?." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.
Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
In a Past Life...
You Were: The inventor of the snowcone.
Where You Lived: The outer hebridies.
How You Died: You didnt, you are immortal, the second coming will be yours..there can be only one. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Elf Name Is...
fuckhead What's Your Elf Name?
Your Career Type: Artistic
You are expansive, stretchy, and independent.
Your talents lie in your tantric guerilla warfare techniques: creative massaging, music, or street fighting.
You would make an excellent:
Dictator - Tyrant - Teacher
Dancer - DJ - Illusionist
Lethario - Musician - Sculptor
The worst career options for your are conventional careers, that require you to be awake before 12pm and do not allow for routine breaks on the hour every hour. What's Your Ideal Career?
Your Theme Song is Killing in the Name of by Rage Against the Machine
"Ooh Baby Baby,
Ooh Baby Baby"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?
Your Quirk Factor: 100%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
You Failed the US Citizenship Test
Oops, you only got 2 out of 10 right! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
You Are Japanese Food
Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw. What Kind of Food Are You?
You Are Pop Art
When it comes to art, you're definitely not a snob.
You can appreciate the mainstream aspects of culture, even if you need to twist them a bit to make them your own. ie; steal
Whether you're into retro pinups (heh heh), or bold colors, you embrace what's eye catching and simple.
As far as most other art goes, you consider it a little too elitist and high brow for your tastes! What Art Movement Are You?
You Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person.
And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already.
But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway.
You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?
You Should Learn French
C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up... What Language Should You Learn?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your Pimp Name Is...
Big Playah Dynamite What's Your Pimp Name?
You Should Travel to Thailand
You may enjoy getting spiritual at a Buddhist retreat...
Or just feasting on a ton of cheap and amazing Thai food. What Asian Country Should You Visit?
You Are 46% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Your Rising Sign is Leo
You are confident, self-assured, and more than a little vain.
And you have a flair for the dramatic - whether you're on stage or causing trouble.
Your spirit can't stay in one place very long.
You like to live in new places and travel the world.
Cultured and sophisticated, you pride yourself on having good taste.
You are an expert in art, music, food, and film. What's Your Rising Sign?
You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
You Were a Cheetah
You are quick and elusive, with keen senses.
You are able to have intense concentration for short periods of time. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are 9: The Peacemaker
You are emotionally stable and willing to find common ground with others.
Your friends and family often look to you to be the mediator when there is conflict.
You are easy going and accepting. You take things as they come.
Avoding conflict at all costs, you're content when things are calm. What Number Are You?
You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Penis Name Is...
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You Belong in Amsterdam
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city). What European City Do You Belong In?
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Taste in Music:
Old School Hip Hop: High Influence
80's R&B: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
90's Hip Hop: Medium Influence
90's R&B: Medium Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?
Your New Year's Resolutions
1) Get a pet frog
2) Eat less onions
3) Travel to Mexico
4) Study human sexuality
5) Get in shape with street fighting What Should Your New Year's Resoluton Be?
You Should Rule Mercury
Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.
You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.
Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match.
Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests.
A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you. What Planet Should You Rule?
You Are Coffee Ice Cream
Energetic and lively, you are always on the go.
You're doing a million things at once and doing them well.
You tend to motivate others and raise spirits.
You are most compatible with chocolate ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?
You Should Be a Musician
You have a rare combinations of talents: an ear for music, nimble fingers, and the willpower to practice.
You could master almost any instrument you choose to play (if you haven't already!) What Sort of Artist Should You Be?

Television:

NEVER! TV is saurons eye - it burns your soul !!!!!..............well............SHAMELESS! reminds me of my home town (gd ol king s lynn )

Books:

zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, robert anston wilson, all of greg palast and bill hick s literary masterpieces - hail all profits, , the london bombings:an independent inquiery, the tao, million little pieces (i know its a load of all bollocks but still a great read) , all david icke esp bits abot lizards, wayne anthony s hilarious autobiographies (respect sir),

Heroes:

bill hicks, greg palast, james brown, grandmaster flash, pink floyd, the doors, timothy leary, jimi hendrix, david icke, pele, lee 'scratch' perry, gandalf, hugh hefner, my ma an pa - gotta respect em, robert layton, bob robbins, rza, dj premier, ratm, daft punk, jurrasic 5, skeewiff, frank popp, bez, liam howlett, angelina jolie

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