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About Me

I...am a dork. Can't help it, it's what I do. I like dorky things. I even have a shirt that proclaims my dorkiness. Now, I don't want to go into the heirarchy of dorkiness...but let's just say that I CAN function in social situations. I'm not a pocket-protector dork archetype...(although those things look mighty handy...) At any rate, it more my likes and dislikes that make me the dork that I am. I do what I do, for the sole purposes of entertainment.
"How much of a dork is he?", you ask..
I listen to audio-books of a various Sci-Fi variety, while playing online checkers...and WINNING!
My favorite pasttimes include Solitaire, Free-cell, Spider Solitaire, Literati(online scrabble), Word Racer(online boggle), downloading and watching various TV programs that I miss throughout the week, and listening to music(often accompanied by one or more of the above).
Next arrival/departure: I have nowhere to go.
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Things you may want to know...
Name: Evan
Birthday: 10/22/1980
Birthplace: Stoughton, MA
Current Location: dammit... Stoughton, MA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: French, Geman, Irish...just don't tell anyone.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma
Your Weakness: Selflessness
Your Fears: Papercuts
Your Perfect Pizza: Town Spa: Cheese, crispy w/ extra oregano
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Earn enough money for the things I need.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Tood."
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whatever they are, they probably don't make sense...
Your Best Physical Feature: My happy trail
Your Bedtime: when I get too tired to remain awake
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't miss the memory..I miss the act...it's a LONG list, and I don't know what tops it
Pepsi or Coke: Polar Beverages of course!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: whatever dude
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona or Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: I do indeed.
Do you Sing: all the time...ALL the time...right now even.
Do you Shower Daily: I shower when I feel dirty, so I may skip a day here and there...
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I want to go BACK to college, yes.
Do you want to get Married: Perhaps
Do you belive in yourself: you know I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: when I read in a moving vehicle
Do you think you are Attractive: the MOST attractive, yes
Are you a Health Freak: no, but I don't do bad things to my body...heh...except that.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, on an individual basis
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep, I videotape them
Do you play an Instrument: I have been known to shred one hell of a mean Air Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm sure I have ingested some, but I don't drink.
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope-o
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. Yep.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't think I have, no. Strip mall though.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yup, with MILK!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that I know of
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: not in a sexual way, no
Ever been Beaten up: I've lost tournaments, but never been beaten up
Ever Shoplifted: oh man did I...let's not talk about it
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: that is a rhetorical question
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: female
Favourite Hair Color: female
Short or Long Hair: female
Height: female
Weight: slender female
Best Clothing Style: huh?
Number of Drugs I have taken: perscription only
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Didn't have one before, but now I sure do...
CREATE YOUR OWN!You reap what you sow...

My Interests

Movies, Music, Animation(anime), comic books, comedy(AND the marriage therein), video games, board games, trivia, sketching/drawing, fish keeping, reptile keeping, television, books, photography, building shit, breaking shit, putting shit back together..and YES...Pro-Wrestling.
--This is what I think about Golf.--

I'd like to meet:

Myself...in the FUTURE!--dun dun DUNNNNNNNN!--

Music:

Damn these questions...damn them. Can I just say rock? ...and Rap if it's pre-1994, but only if it's good rap...basically if the song starts with "aww yeeeah"...I'm cool with it. This should cover some of it...(I'm in a harder mood lately)

Movies:

hell. My favorite movie is Braveheart. I used to manage a video store, so this question would be far too tedious for me to answer. Let's just say I'm a sucker for a good epic. Don't limit me though...I like most types of movies. Also, if you DON'T like The Big Lebowski...then there is a good chance that I hate you.

Television:

This is easier-- Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: CI, Monk, The Office, My Name is Earl, Raw, Smackdown, anything Discovery/Animal Planet (other than the planet's funniest animals...I HATE that show), and a myriad of other shows.

Books:

I'm just gonna list the authors...jerks.--Larry Niven, Orson Scott Card, C.J. Cherryh, Susan Cooper, Neil Gaiman, Tolkien(of course), C.S. Lewis, Mike Jefferies, H.G. Wells, Jerry Pournelle, Stephen Barnes, Michael Chrichton...among others. Damn these questions...

Heroes:

...of the SUPER variety.

My Blog

Part 2

Since I can't be sitting around, as it's clearly driving me nuts... My mother has agreed to help me pay to go back to karate. I'm going back on Monday. I hope to o...
Posted by Evan on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST

It cant be this hard for everyone...

If you haven't noticed, we have actually 100% broken up. After my last letter, we seemed to have patched some things up and were on the road to giving it another whirl, or so I thought. I ...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:03:00 PST

Letter to self..

There is a change in the wind. I got the kick in the ass that I needed to get my shit straight. You're about to see the new and improved Evan. Not the new and improved UncleHerpie w...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:56:00 PST

The Good ol' Days...

[adult swim],This has come to my attention... Have you noticed that if a male anime character has WHITE hair he must be evil in some way...and he's usually kinda feminine. Let's think about this...Fe...
Posted by Evan on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

UncleHerpie strikes again! (Florida Edition)

Various things that were seen/caught/handled while in the State of Florida:(note: some of the pics were not taken by us, but the ones we took didn't come out so hot...they'll be noted by an *)Green An...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:52:00 PST

Sunshine State

Ahh Florida...where the thongs run wild and boobs seem to grow on trees. I'm back now, which sucks. While it IS in the mid 50's right now...that hardly compares to the high 70's to high 80...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:10:00 PST

Sometimes, sometimes....

As a man, when something horrible is done to you in a joking manner, it is that man's duty to pass said horror along... I am no exception to that rule. Now, ...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

Three of a Kind

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Just when it seemed Michael Richards was about to leave the most troubling incident of his career behind, his publicist is having to explain how the comic could consider himself to...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

UncleHerpie is officially back!

I'm sure some of you have seen the MySpace pic with the snake... Well one of the benefits of having a girlfriend who likes and has snakes of her own, is that it gives me the excuse that I needed...
Posted by Evan on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:36:00 PST

Goodbye PetCo, hello TV!

Ahh PetCo... Some of you know, and some of you don't. I'll clear it up for you. Here's the deal: PetCo sucks. It didn't always suck, but it sure as hell does now......
Posted by Evan on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:19:00 PST