buy the book....
ok...the book isnt selling too well so....
what can i say about myself? if you dont wanna
know then for the love of all things that make
ya wonder dont ask! im kinda like those mexican
broke ponies...if ya know what youre about its
one hell of a ride..if ya dont then look out
cause the ground comes up real fast and if the
landing aint hard then chances are its muddy....
can ya tell i like analogys?
hmmm....i wonder if thats ies....chances are ill
break ya in hard and fast cause quite frankly if
ya cant take me im not gonna waste my time treading
on eggshells if ya cant hack it in the end...i save
my soft and slow for colts and thats all i really feel like saying at the moment....
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120 THINGS ABOUT ME ...:
120 THINGS ABOUT ME ...
(001) Your gender: female
(002) Straight/gay/bi?: straight
(003) Single?: yep
(004) Want to be?: meh
(005) Age?: 28
(006) Age you wish you were?: ill take where im at, whats the use of wishing?
(007) Your label?: horsechick, if you know, you know, if you dont i can only imagine what youre thinking
(008) Your height?: 5'4"
(009) Your eye color?: hazel
(010) Any piercings?: not anymore...just ears now
(011) Any tattoos?: yep, just the one
DO YOU...
(012) Smoke: yep
(013) Drink: yep
(014) Do drugs: yep
(015) Read the newspaper: on occassion
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you: sure
(017) Like to walk in the leaves: you never know what lurks within the leaves
(018) Take walks in the rain: warm rain
(019) Drive: yeah
(020) Like to drive fast?: it just sorta happens
(021) Hurt yourself: sometimes
(022) Have a job: kinda
(023) Like who you are: once in awhile
(024) Consider love a mistake: it can be
(025) Base your judgement on looks alone: nope
(026) Do you like/love someone?: sure
HAVE YOU EVER...
(027) Been caught doing some thing your weren't supposed to be doing?: heh heh...yep
(028) Been in love: i dunno
(029) Done drugs: yep
(030) Gone skinny dipping: yep
(031) Had a surgery: minor....just a quick slice
(032) Ran away from home: yep
(033) Played strip poker: nope
(034) Gotten beat up: frickin horses kick my ass all the time
(035) Been on stage: highschool drama class baby!
(036) Slept outdoors: yep
(037) Pulled an all-nighter: uh oh...is that the sun rising?
(038) Talked on the phone all night: not all night
(039) Had an X-ray: yep
(040) Had detention: yep
(041) Been suspended: yep
(042) Been Expelled: nope
(043) Slept all day: yep
(044) Killed someone: not yet
(045) Made out with a stranger: yep
(046) Had sex with a stranger?: yep
(047) Kissed the same sex: it was just a peck
(048) Done anything sexual with the same sex? nope
(049) Been betrayed: all the time
(050) Broken the law: yep
(051) Been arrested: just detained
(052) Been on radio/TV: nope
(053) Been in a mosh-pit: gotta get through it if you want to get to the head of the class
(054) Had a nervous breakdown: yep
(055) Been criticized about your sexual performance: nope, but ive been complimented on many occassions
(056) Had a dream that kept coming back: nope
(057) Seen your favorite band play: yep
(058) Owned a pair of big sunglasses: nope
(059) Worn a huge hat: nope, well maybe when i was a kid
(060) Judged other people by their clothing: yeah, hey whatcha gonna do?
(061) Been told you have good taste: yep
(062) Been romantically attracted to someone and physically unattracted?: nope
(063) Been used?: yeah
(064) Been in an abusive relationship?: eh?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
(065) Life on other planets: possibility
(066) Miracles: every time i make it home from the bar
(067) Astrology: somewhat
(068) Magic: yeah
(069) God: i know theres a god because he hates me
(070) The Devil: i know theres a devil cause god has to be sharing the joke with someone
(071) True Love: one can only hope
(072) Ghosts: yep, wait a sec, why the hell did dave ask me this last night?
(073) Rebirth: could be
(074) Love at first sight: lust yes, love no
(075) Ying and Yang?: its all about finding the balance, and keeping it long enough to get the next round
(076) Witches: like me?
(077) The Easter Bunny: see blog
(078) Santa Clause: sure, why not
LAST PERSON...
(079) That you laughed at: beck
(080) That laughed at you: beck
(081) That hurt you: stupid little boy in the bad way, tony in the good, took me a week to heal too ya know!
(081) That turned you on: mmmmmmm
(082) That kissed you: hey tony, we really need to stop doing that!
(083) That hugged you: dave, and if you ever hug me like that again ill knock your ass on the floor and kick you in the head untill you stop moving!
(084) That you went shopping with : beck...we need snacks!
(085) To disappoint you: myself
(086) That made you cry: life
(087) That brightened up your day: matt, but it was evening...and dana, damn that was tough nut to crack! i love a challenge!
(088) You saw a movie with: could have been beck...or maybe evan.
(089) You talked to on the phone: beck, what? you lost my heated vibrating dog bed? and then there was rabbit...yes, daddy
(090) You talked to on text message: derek, hope you enjoyed the zombies!
(091) You to on IM: whats his name?
(092) That made you smile: dana, is that a smile i got from you? never had to work so hard for that before! you know you like it, just admit it!
(093) That made you laugh: beck
(094) That saw you cry: crying should be done while alone
(095) That bought you something: hey cliff, where the hell is my cd!
(096) That danced with you: bangin it out in the living room with beck and ash
(097) That you have a crush on: crush? insatiable desire to crush perhaps
The Whats...
(098) What do you find romantic?: being thought of...in a good way
(099) What are your turn-on's?: playfullness, and those neat little noises the boys make
(100) What are your turn-off's?: dishonesty, you have a girlfriend? then why are you still touching me!
(101) What is best about the opposite sex?: guys tend to be more my speed, and once again, they make the best noises...
(102) What is best about the same sex?: girls are a pain in the ass
(103) What is the last present someone got you?: that damn cd i dont have yet
(104) What makes you happy?: good music
(105) What is your B-day?: february 19th, 1979
(106) What is your favorite movie?: thats a tough one...not sure
(107) What is your favorite band?: social d.....and sasquatch and the sickabillys
(108) What is your favorite type of movie?: horror or comedy, especially when they join forces
(109) What is your favorite season?: autumn
(110) What is your favorite month?: dont have one
(111) What is your favorite Holiday?: halloween
(112) What is your favorite language?: portuguese is hot, damn, did i even spell that right? no honey, i dont understand what youre saying, but just keep talking...
(113) What is your favorite thing to do?: heh heh heh
(114) What is your favorite color(s)?: black, and that golden glow on the trees as the sun rides low
The Who's...
(115) Your best friend(s): beck, sorry dearest
(116) The one person you can trust with any thing?: beck, except when the zombies strike, then i know whos got my back
(117) Your favorite singer?: mike ness....i wanna pat the mikey
(118) Your favorite Actor?: dont have one
(119) Your favorite Actress?: sandra bullock, i wish i was that hot
(120) Your favorite President?: not bush!
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