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Jal

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About Me

I'm a full time blazer, but let that put you off, I am a really nice guy...I think everyone says so lol. Got great freinds, great family and I enjoy casual sex...can you fucking blame me, i'm a bloke lol. Signle at the moment, but if any lovely ladies want to get in touch message me innit and I will get back to you. i'm on here most days for bout an half hour or so.

My Interests

My interests include my work which I love im in retail, might not sound like a lot but I love it. Im the supervisor of a quality perfume company, we're the fastest growing perfume outlet in UK in a year and we rock. I'm the only guy working there and it's great i've learnt so much about women working there but still have nothing to show for it (lol).BTW I HATE MY JOBI can't stop talking about my friends if you haven't noticed lol, but I do love all of them in my own little way lol. I love spending time with them and just basically getting clowned with them lol.I like watching and playing football, I support Manchester United and my favourite player is propably Christiano Ronaldo. I hate it when people say "You only support Man U because your a glory supporter" I am not a glory supporter i've been supporting Man U ever since I knew what football was, yes i've drifted in and out of phases of supporting other teams such as West Ham but hey...making your step dad like you will make you do crazy things.

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet Bob Marley, I reckon if I create a stronger strain of cannabis and name after the legend himself, blaze up maybe just maybe he will appear in the smoke no fucking joke.I wanna meet lupe fiasco, hi has got the most incredible flow, he runs the game...he is better than anyone else out there at the moment including young weezy, flo-rida. Dont get me wrong i like all of em, just like lupe the best.

Music:

Westwood, Barbee, T.O.K, Munga Honourable, Bashy, N-Dubz, Soulja Boy, Fat Joe, Lil Wayne, Dj Khaled, Alicia Keys, Beenie Man, 50 Cent, Ciara, Akon, Timbaland, JT, Kevin Beber, Masters at Work, Omarion, Neyo, Chris Brown, Fabolous, Eve, Missy Elliot, Bashy, Sean Paul, Rihanna, Kano, Craig David, Pretty Ricky, T-Pain, Lloyd Banks, MIMS, Kevin Lyttle, Huey, T.I, Fantasia, Bob Marley, Lil Jon, Eminem, Tony Yayo, DMX, Jay-Z, Busta Rhymes, M.I.A, Amerie, Barrington Levy, Jah Cure, Wayne Marshall, Wayne Wonder, Vybz Kartel, R-Kelly, Big Boi, Lil Kim, Triina, Kanye West, Rick Ross, Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre, DJ Khaled, T-Pain, Flo-Rida, Chamillionaire.

Movies:

I like anything by Tim Burton my favourite movie he has done is propably Nightmare Before Christmas. I love this movie so much because it was so original. I first saw this movie when I was nine on Halloween of 1996 and my mum said your not watching something about the nightmare before christmas but when she watched it with me she fell in love Tim Burtons work as much as I did.I also like my home grown British movies such as Layer Cake and Snatch. I've always loved gangster movies and when Layer Cake came out I nearly fainted to hear that it was by the producer of Snatch. It was mad hearing it at first, Layer Cake looks glossy bu at the same time looks gritty...its just a marvelous piece of art.My Favourite Top 5 (In no certain order): Layer Cake Nightmare Before Christmas Sin City Gangs Of New York Kill Bill: Vol 1

Television:

I really like that Mitchell and Webb thing on BBC 2, i'm really into Catherine Tate, Extras, The Young Ones, Bottom, Dirty Sanchez and i'm really into stand-up comedy especially Bill Bailey and Jimmy Carr. I like sit-com aswell like Friends and Will and Grace. I'm not really into any serious programmes but would watch them if they interested me. I like to keep my world nice and happy... I hate soaps lol

Books:

Don't like books. I like magazines like FHM and Nuts...guy magazines

Heroes:

My friends and family...without them I wouldn't be the person I am today. Dan thanks for being there when I needed you the most, you really kept me down to earth...I got your back for life, Kirsty my lil sis what can I say just keep doing what your doing and you'll go far love you to bits, Corbyn you horny devil lol, Clare your just annoying but I still love ya,

My Blog

Little Sister

My ickle sister was born today, finally an ickle sister cant tell you how happy I am, propably the closest I am gonna get to getting a daughter at the moment lol.This little girl is going to get spoil...
Posted by Jal on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:55:00 PST

Sat 17th Nov

Well well well its Sat quarter to ten and im not with Dan or Kirsty this is shit and I hate it, I should be with them listening to westwood and goldfinger blazin it. Oh my days im so fucking bored but...
Posted by Jal on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:49:00 PST

Wasteman

What is it with friends? I finally get some decent friends who I respect down to the ground and more, but lately im finding it very difficult to be a good friend back, whats wrong? Is it me or them, ...
Posted by Jal on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:32:00 PST

Timbaland and One Republic - Apologize Spit

now here i go, listen to mi flow, now what you know, how to smoke my blow, yes im here with my mandem, dont give a fuck, ready for the ruck, backin up and strapping up, your girlie in my bed, she aint...
Posted by Jal on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:48:00 PST

Mandem

My mandem is sick can't big them up enough, Dan Saturday gonna be fucking messy, you know I iz gonna get wrecked lol roll that spliff/light that spliff/pass that spliff/everyone can take a whiff/ yes ...
Posted by Jal on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:01:00 PST

Ayo Technology

Something special,Unforgetable,50 Cent (cent),Justin (tin),Timbaland (land), god damn (damn)She she, she want it, I want to give it to herShe know that, it's right here for herI want to, see you break...
Posted by Jal on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:19:00 PST

Yeah So

Im so insane twisted transistor, Fuck it does it really matter what I say on here your just gonna ignore me, but fuck it im gonna sit you down and make you fucking listen to me, fuck this world fuck i...
Posted by Jal on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

So Totally True

HATE EMO?Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the person with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover any...
Posted by Jal on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:50:00 PST

Justin Timbrlake

I am completely obsessed with Justin Timberlakes new tune, I love the dancing the song and the music in it, first time i heard the song was when i watched the VMAs on MTV his performance blew me away ...
Posted by Jal on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:54:00 PST

Ultra Hip-Hop

I've decided to go ultra hip-hop on yo asses (lol) I still like all my angels and goths and everything else to do with that culture but now I am reflecting another side of my personality and I would l...
Posted by Jal on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:19:00 PST