I'd like to meet:
Jasmine Fucking Jane
I love my Crazy. Stupid. Sexual. Lame. Wierd. Socially Challenged. Friends....
♥
Brooks.
Kingston.
Ward.
Menzies.
Petch. Lawlor. Potts. Titchmarsh. Lawlor. Taner. Drake. Neeve.
I love you like the world could explode and we would still kick back and open a bottle of Vino.
There may be that time we snogged: Brooks. Lawlor. Drake and Menzies.
There may be that time we blacked out in Maguires.
There may be that time we went out with him.
There may be that that time when i snogged that.
There may be that we fell over in the middle of a bar.
There may be that time we danced on the bar.
There may be that time i danced like those girls from channel U.
There may be that time we were covered in sweat.
There may be that time we woke up with Norfolk builders.
There may be that time we went to Malia
There may be that tim we were sick
There may be that time we dont remeber.
There may be that time we got chucked out of that club.
There may be that time we got completly Stoned.
There may be that time we got completly Drunk.
but belieeeeve when i say ... Thats how we roll
and i wudnt want it any other way.
I love you. I miss you. I want you. I need you.
Cause i know you are only as strong as the table's you dance on. the drinks you mix. and the friends you out with.....
They put the times after the good
My Girls
are better than yours
Don't lie to yourself. Your jelous
I live my life. F o r the j o k e s & b a n t e rr.
Yeaaaaah Boiiii.
Actual. YESSS.....
is it wierd that im licking the paper?
why dont you just eat the paper
"no jasmine. thats just disgusting"
"I wouldn't let my dog in my car, if i had a car.."
if you had a dog"
"Cats dont lay eggs, do they?"
"yeh were gettin the 988"
yeah but even if it was warm ice"
"yeah either from crouching tiger hidden draggon or house of flying dragons"
yeah i do latymer in media
(when trying to search for whip cream prices on tesco price check) - 'product' i typed 'tesco'.
im killing one car with two boats
if i just get everyone to call me san->jittar he won't recongise me
i've never been with adam when he's by himself
"o rite my aunt lives in chingford aswell ... o really i live there too"