I once killed a cowboy for shoving his face into my wife's pie.
Speaking of cowboys, I'm half clown, half cowboy.
My mother was the cowboy.
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I once killed a cowboy for shoving his face into my wife's pie.
Speaking of cowboys, I'm half clown, half cowboy.
My mother was the cowboy.
E-mails from a Madman
available at
Amazon.com
Clowning around with my homies, and of course boozing with my boys. I am also a recovering sodomite. I am curently learning how to ride the unicycle, and juggle three pistols and both of my girlfriends at the same time.
I'd like to meet a clown named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, laugh at him and leave.
Reggaeton and the Walker, Texas Ranger theme song.
Westerns and anything with Leonardo DiCaprio in it. XoXo Muah
They should have a reality show about cowboys and clowns. They'd have a definite demographic of one.
"Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners" by Jarod Kintz. I hear there are lots of pictures of firm handshakes as well as firm cocks in it. Now if only it was a pop up book and had exclusive Leonardo DiCaprio penis pictures.
John Wayne