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Jarod Kintz

If cleverness was baldness, this headline would be receding.

About Me

I could tell you about myself, but I feel that it's better to show you who I am. And the best way to do that is to let you see inside my mind through my writing. So if you want to find out a little more about me, you can check out my website, jarodkintz.com. I hope you enjoy!

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Jarod's friend Space

the Mythical Mr BOO

Used Cars Salesman

Door-to-Door Vacuum Salesman

Waffle House Waitress

Your Local Mary Kay Lady

Struggling Author

Starving Artist

Garrett

Mad Scientist

Tuppertware Woman

Underground Comedian

Mr Excitement

Mannie the Manicurist

Trey, the Tree-Hugger

Men's Bathroom Attendant

Lex, the Eccentric

My Interests

Laughing

I'd like to meet:

Interesting People

Music:

Too much good music to list.

Movies:

Too many good movies to list.

Television:

History and Discovery channels. Or anything that makes me think.

Books:

Click here to check out my book.


E-mails from a Madman
available at
Amazon.com

Heroes:

Helen Keller--no joke. I think that by her teaching me how to feel, she could teach me how to see. And Jesus, obviously. As well as anybody who has anything intelligent to say.

My Blog

A Letter to Andre Breton, Originally Composed on a Leaf of Lettuce With an Ink-dipped Carrot

3/06/07 As I lie here on my bed, with my green comforter draped over my knees like a lumpy turtle, I think about the Berlin Wall of years that separates us. In my own life, the years are beginning ...
Posted by Jarod Kintz on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:16:00 PST

Wildlife Furniture, a Poem

I In the corner of my couch, a cockroach lives,   eating crumbs like a starving seventeenth-century sailor. Light filters through the cushions like a fistful of fireflies in a dark cave.   &...
Posted by Jarod Kintz on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:28:00 PST

The Chair, a poem

To you, who made the archaic wooden chair look like a throne while you sat on it. Amidst your absence, I choose to sit on the floor, which is dusty as a dry Kansas day.I am stoic as a statue of B...
Posted by Jarod Kintz on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST

The Great Storm of '99

All the townsfolk remember the rainstorm of '99. How could they not? It rained for weeks, and the rain drops seemed to be the size of buckets. I know, because each drop would fill up an entire bucket....
Posted by Jarod Kintz on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST

My New website!

Yay! My new website is now fully functioning. All my blogs and random thoughts are now on jarodkintz.com, so click the link and check it out. a> ...
Posted by Jarod Kintz on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:15:00 PST