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London Alexander

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About Me

Im the most outspoken person you will ever meet! I am the American Dream. I am full blooded Ecuadorian, I came from the amazon living in a hut to flying in a private jet with paris hilton....i have it all, and im so grateful for it everyday. Theres no hype, no gloss, no pretense,its just me bein me, so take it or leave it. I'm a real humble and laid back type of person with a heart of gold but if you fuck with me I will rip your torso in half and show you your soul! If you think I sound conceited I don't give 2 fucks, delete me or stop reading about me.One of my favorite quotes is "Light travels faster than sound so some people appear bright until you hear them speak..." oh and by the way if you want to buy me I am worth $2,047,674 on HumanForSale.comMade in Ecuador
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: London
Birthday: 05/18/86
Birthplace: Ecuador
Current Location: Houston, Texas
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: hmm not sure
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Im Ecuadorian
The Shoes You Wore Today: didnt wear any, lol
Your Weakness: partying
Your Fears: not being with someone
Your Perfect Pizza: peperonis and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get good grades
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: meh
Thoughts First Waking Up: must hit the snooze
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: bout 12 on a school night
Your Most Missed Memory: being in ecuador
Pepsi or Coke: neither...water baby!
MacDonalds or Burger King: hell no...jack in the box
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla....
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappuccinos
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: umm sometimes 2ice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: in it baby!
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah..im hot
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: umm duh...i already said im hot
Are you a Health Freak: meh
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: meh could care less
Do you play an Instrument: yeah! saxophone!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hmmm ha ha ha yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yessss sir...or mam'
In the past month have you been on Drugs: umm does weed count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah..i actually have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell no...i dont like chocolate
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah i have
In the past month have you been on Stage: ummm yes i have
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nooooo
Ever been Drunk: every weekend
Ever been called a Tease: yeah all the time
Ever been Beaten up: no...i do the beating
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: with a hard on
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im already grown up...doctor someday
What country would you most like to Visit: EcUaDoR!!!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: light color
Favourite Hair Color: darker hair
Short or Long Hair: i like guys with shaggy hair
Height: tall lik 5'11 on up
Weight: thin or athletic guys
Best Clothing Style: whatever i throw on in the dark in the morning
Number of Drugs I have taken: just weed
Number of CDs I own: fuck i dont know
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: mmm none
Jagger domino shots... Cindy's Raise!
..DUMB BITCH!..
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Myspace Comments

My Interests

I love the following in no particular order:honey roasted bbq sause from chick fil-a, sex, puppies, paris hilton, penisis,extensions, los angeles,my mommy, marlboro lights, long island iced tea, driving a benz, christina aguilera, louis vuitton, my eyes, smell of money, over sized dior sunglasses, full keyboard fones, my hair, singing, hot guys, gucci, friends, ecuador, water, sleeping, cars, school, you!
I only fly private...ThxThings i cant leave my house without.UH!!!...BFFs...BFFs...

I'd like to meet:

a true friend....cant seem to find any of those....

Music:

I FUCKING ADORE CHRISTINA AGUILERA...SHES GOD TO ME.

Books:

Love this bitch...

Heroes:

My WONDERFUL mother whom i love. She is my inspiration, and the joy of my life.

My Blog

He loves me for me...

Stripped of all make-up No need for fancy clothes  No cover ups, push ups With him, I don't have to put on a show He loves every freckle Every curve Every inch of my skin Fulfilling me entirel...
Posted by London Alexander on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:44:00 PST

VIDEO: MY 22nd BIRTHDAY!!!

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Posted by London Alexander on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

VB: Dirty Whore Commentary

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Posted by London Alexander on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:41:00 PST

Video: My Mother FUCKING Birthday!

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Posted by London Alexander on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST

Video Blog: Boring Sunday Night

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Posted by London Alexander on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:28:00 PST

Video Blog:FUCK YOU

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Posted by London Alexander on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:38:00 PST

Video Blog: Natalias Birthday Party

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Posted by London Alexander on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:35:00 PST

1st Video Blog...Enjoy!

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Posted by London Alexander on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:20:00 PST

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love:   my life/puppies/christian dior/roasted honey bbq sauce/los angeles/taking pictures of myself/money/marlboro lights/sea food/sex/orange/the smell of matches/full keyboard phones/mercedez/m...
Posted by London Alexander on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST

IT'S LONDON...BITCH!

I have legally changed my name to London, for reasons i do not care to disclose. You can refer to me as whichever name makes you more comfortable.  
Posted by London Alexander on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:19:00 PST