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The Mothafucking Pirate

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About Me

Imma goddamn pirate...who just so happens to be stuck on land at the moment. 5 years overseas in Japan rocking out with my cock out, now im back stateside and i have found the one wench (sorry stef) who has stolen my heart and i hope never gives it back ;) I drink, smoke, play pool and curse like you've never heard before. I play computer games, read books (probably faster than you can imagine) and like to be outdoors where there are no cars or people......if you dont like it Fark off and die in a fire :DThis is us, doing what we do best :D

My Interests

Reading, Shooting, Computer Games, Sleeping, DRINKING!, Playing Pool, shit-talking, yelling, concerts, big butts and i cannot lie, picking my nose, moving heavy things, beating stupid people with said heavy things, music, my bass guitar, watching movies.

I'd like to meet:

Chill people, people i served with in Japan, people who dont suck....aaannndd Sigourney Weaver...i wanna make babies with that woman.

Music:


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AFireInside, Anti-Flag, AlexisonFire, AK1200, Aphrodite, Bombshell Rocks, Bouncing Souls, Bad Religion, Blink-182, Boxcar Racer, BoyhitsCar, Charlie Daniels, Chemical Brothers, Chevelle, Custom, D12, Drowning Pool, Dashboard Confessional, Descendents, Deviates, Disturbed, DJ Hardware, Death by Stereo, DJ Irene, Dropkick Murphys, From First to Last. Funeral for a Friend, George Acosta, Guttermouth, Good Charlotte, Goldie, Godsmack, Horrorpops, Hoobastank, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Juno Reactor, LUUUUUUUUUDA!, Linkin Park, Misfits, Manson, Mest, Millencolin, Mudvayne, MXPX, NOFX, No Use For a Name, Osker, Offspring, Perfect Circle, Pennywise, Pulley, Rancid, Rammstein, Rise Against, Static-X, Slipknot, Sublime, Switchfoot, Staind, Strike Anywhere, Story of the Year, Sum-41, Underoath, Tool, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Type-O Negative, U2, Vision, 98 Mute, Union 13, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Element 80, Zeke, Oh Hell...i dunno..if i can nod my head to it ill listen to it...and if i know the words, standby...cos imma performing fool

Movies:

Pans' Labyrinth, Hot Fuzz, 300(duur),Napolean Dynamite, Shrek, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien vs Predator, Requiem for a Dream, Clockwork Orange, Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, Akira, Pirates of the Caribbean, Wraith, The Last Starfighter, Dune, Glory, Gummo, Shakes the Clown, Saw, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anything Jim Carrey, Sweet Home Alabama, Armageddon, Blackhawk Down, We Were Soldiers, Tora Tora Tora, Minority Report, Bourne Identity, A Gunners' Life, Me Going to Mast, Mostly ones' with color...and a plot....Mostly

Television:

Who the fuck watches TV anymore??

Books:

Usually ones with words, about stuff, ESPECIALLY the long ones.Patterson, Kellerman, Ludlam, Clarke, Asimov, Heinlein, scott-card....anything that dosnt suck

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, Cowboy, Lori, Jessica, Aaron, (who are the greatist family ever) Blink-182, Mr. Baileys' crusty ass, Bones, Ketsypoo