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Lindsey

The Bible is a Medieval Fairy Tale........

About Me


Myspace EditorLoyal Friend! Horribly sarcastic sometimes!!! Long days at the beach in South Carolina during the summer with my Mom is the greatest thing in my life!!!!!!! Love 85 degress and sunny!!! Absolutely adore summers in Chicago, not a huge fan of "old man winter"!!! Drop "F" bombs more than I should but can turn on the class and charm if I need to in the right situation sans "F" bombs!!! Sometimes short tempered but I can usually find the humor in most situations. Can always make fun of myself after I do lose my temper. Occasional Crime Stopper, no seriously I am.... Depressed Cubs Fan!!! Really a big fan of most major league sports!!! Love Pubs, hate clubs!!! I love to try new restaurants we have some of the best restaurants in Chicago. Miss my one time home of Austin, Texas on a regular basis but know I'm better off in Chicago. Love to go out for "Sunday Funday" with all my friends.....the occassional "Day Bomb" on a Sunday is solid!! Go out at 1pm, home and in bed by 8pm and still "Fresh as a Daisy" for work on Monday!!!! We try and limit those to once a month though. It's weird to try and write about yourself.....I'm more interested in what's going on with others. I think everyone has a story that's worth listening to. No ifs, ands or buts about it. I think that's why I'm always talking to total randoms in total random places. Some say I just have a welcoming face or a trusting look that makes people want to randomly talk to me too...I think I might just have a staring problem or I am just a little bit nosey.....I eavesdrop a lot!!!! So, I really hate that Chipotle place. Why does everyone in Chicago love it??? Their food sucks, I don't care what anyone says. It's not good... stop eating there, it's McDonald's version of Taco Bell!!!! I also think it's so weird on myspace when adults send other adults those "Have a great weekend!" messages with the creepy animals that look like "Trapper Keeper" covers. A picture of a kitten with twinkly eyes and and flashy, sparkly "Have a great weekend!" message is really lame, not really cute at all. In fact it's even more lame when a girl sends it to a guy. Guys don't think that's cool, or sexy, in fact if they do, I would plan on your relationship with that guy to stay completely platonic. He's probably not really into dating girls. Those Trapper Keeper weekend messages are right up there with adults that wear Disney or Looney Tunes clothes. I would bet money that those people probably own Disney or Looney Toons clothes.


My Interests

Dive bars in Chicago. Great restaurants! Music, music, music. Traveling. PIRATES, PIRATES, PIRATES AND ANYTHING PIRATE RELATED I.E. walking planks, peglegs, parrots, eye patches, pilaging, hooks(I could go on forever!)!!!! Jackson's Day (www.jacksonsday.com). New Orleans Jazz Fest , (anyone going this year??? Let me know! ) Music, Travelling, CUBS!, Stalking......How do you think I found you???.....I have a Masters Degree in Stalking! Long road trips by myself. Watching people drink out of water fountains.....spent hours at a Dead show once watching poeple do it....nuff said! BBQ! Conan O'Brian. Interested in why some adults insist on wearing Disney or Warner Brothers characters on their clothes....you're an adult give it up! Also interested in people that keep lots of stuffed animals in the rear window of their car, kind of annoys me.....ok who am I kidding??? I can't stand it!!!! It's just creepy! I'm definitely interested in Mullets!! EL CAMINOS is it a truck or is it a car???.... Even better a mullet wearing, EL CAMINO driving man!!! (My knees are weak just thinking about it!) Satin jackets, especially the satin jackets that the White Sox fans love to wear and wear two sizes too small......sweet look....GO CUBS!!!!!!Make sure you check out my sister Courtney's website for the company she just started. www.noreallybringyourwife.com Pass along her website to anyone you think might be interested!

I'd like to meet:

Anthony Bourdain. I want to drink heavily with him and then make him cook for me. A PIRATE!!!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! Ron Majors from Channel 7 news.....The Empire Carpet Guy. Larry Dallas from Three's Company...what a babe! Funny people that can make me laugh! People that can introduce me to new music.

Music:

Ok, here goes in no particular order: Morphine, Social Distortion, Grateful Dead, Widespread Panic, Nina Simone, Loretta Lynn, Rachel Yamagata, Taj Mahal, Stone Roses, Rolling Stones, Phish, Muddy Waters, Dr. John, Gypsy Kings, Alejandro Escavedo, Sun Volt, Whiskeytown, Wilco, Galactic, My Morning Jacket, Bob Marley, Steel Pulse, Jack Johnson, Ween, Weezer, TOOL, The Smiths, Garage a Trois, Echo and the Bunnymen, My Bloody Valentine, U2, ColdPlay, Ben Folds Five, Willie Nelson, Dwight Yoakum, Robert Earl Keen, Snoop Dog, DMX, Pete Yorn, Carly Simon, Beatles, Canned Heat, Pink Floyd, 311, Poi Dog Pondering, Kelly Clarkson (did I just admit that in public?? Well I do like her, so there!) Madeleine Peyroux, Death Cab for Cutie, Blind Melon, Buddy Guy, Killers, Res, Everclear, Janes Addiction, Smashing Pumpkins, Dinosaur Jr., Miles Davis, Libertines, Kelly Willis, Pat Green, Bob Schneider, Reckless Kelly, Patsy Kline, Rage Against the Machine, Allman Brothers, Modest Mouse, Beck, Stevie Wonder, Sting, The Police, Portoise Head, St. Germain, Liz Phair, PJ Harvey, Beastie Boys, Johnny Cash, Marcia Ball, Bruce Springsteen, Talking Heads, Flaming Lips, Oasis, , Foo FIghters, Pete Yorn, Damien Rice, Shawn Smith, Gorillaz, Sonic Youth, Kenny Wayne Shepard, Rev. Al Green, Sade, Outkast, Travis, Catherin Wheel, The Brand New Heavies, Bonnie Raitt, The Samples, Pixies, Shawn Colvin, Lyle, Lovett, Ryan Adams, The Strokes, David Gray, Toni Price, Los Lobos, Jeff Buckley, Derek Trucks Band, Wolfmother. I could go on for days......It all depends on my mood folks!!!!

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Resevoir Dogs, Love Story (the cheesiest chick flick of all time from 1970!) Old School, Vacation, Blues Brothers, Trains, Planes and Automobiles, Crash, The Sweet Hereafter, Love Story, Wedding Crashers, The English Patient, Magnolia, Dumb and Dumber, Godfather, Rebecca, Fargo, E.T., Drugstore Cowboy, Clockwork Orange, Platoon, Deerhunter, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Tombstone, The Game, The Squid and the Whale, Matchpoint, Natural Born Killers, Fletch, Three Amigos, The Jerk, To Be and To Have (great French documentary!)

Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Ropert, Big Love,Rescue Me, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Globe Trekker, Coupling, The Office (British Version), The Newsroom, Project Runway??? Best Week Ever, Will and Grace, Any of the News channels. I can ususally always find something on PBS to entertain me.

Books:

I have A.D.D. when it comes to reading lately. I start a book, get really into it for a few days and then never pick it up again. I'm really trying to work on it though, I really do love reading.

Heroes:

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So a guy calls and asks to take you out on a date.  You tell him and I quote "I'm really not looking to date right now,  but I'm more than happy to go out with you as a friend,  I'm all...
Posted by Lindsey on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST