Caffeine Cowboy

I like it ALL.. ooo.. except really painful extreme sports. I am a little tender skinned
THE SURVEY OF ME
Birthday: April 10
Birthplace: Iowa
Current Location: Chattanugget
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brow-blon-n
Left or Right-handed?: Right
Heritage: Huh?
Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Greatest strength: Creativity
Greatest weakness: Creativity
Greatest fear: That I will die with Tourists
First thought when waking up: Sex... oh... and coffee
Last thought before falling asleep: Sex
Bedtime: 10... sleep... 1am
Goal to acheive this year: Buy land on a vinyard... where I will die someday
What do you see yourself as being 5 years from now?: Making wine and flying the friendly skies again
Are you differnet from the person you were 5 years ago?: Hell F-in Yes!
Are you happy with the person you are becoming?: I love me... I fucking ROCK!
"When I grow up I want to...": not be old
The country you most want to visit: Australia
Ever broken a bone?: Oh yeah
Favorite sport: Tennis
Any phobias?: Dwarfs... little people.. ya know
Any fetishes?: I like big butts and I cannot lie... the other brothers...
Do you drink?: I have been known to
Do you do drugs?: I have been known to (in the past... IN THE PAST)
Do you smoke?: Hell to the NO
Do you swear?: I have been known to ya nosey mothufucka
Do you sing?: I am singing right now
Do you play an instrument?: I have been known to
Do you shower daily?: Yes... I deodorize in places you never knew you had!
Are you a health freak?: Yes... Health is good!
Most overused phrase?: "For example"... and no... "not in public"
Ever been beaten up?: yes... but I shot at him first... he called me a homo ;)
Ever shoplifted? Does it count if my sister used to put stuff in my clothes when I was a kid?
Piercings?: Used to
Tattoos?: Nope
The Juicy Stuff
Do you think you are attractive? aww... well... what do you think?
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?: YOU
Ever been in love?: Duh... I am not gonna even justify this question
Ever had an .. relationship?: Nope... am I supposed to?
Who was your first crush?: hehe do team sports count?
Who do you have a crush on now?: YOU
Ever been rejected by a crush?: Yes... but they like the other sex... doesnt hurt so much that way
Boxers or briefs?: I like to mix it up
Hidden talents?: Many... cheeky monkey!
Would you have sex before marriage? Every chance I could get!
Would you date someone older than you? Younger? yup... and yup
What's a rumor someone has spread about you? I cant make it go all the way around my back
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy?: this question is stupid
Have you ever had a crush on a best friend?: no... usually by then the crush is over
"Early bird" or "night owl"?: early bird... because I have to
Ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?: I can only hope someday
Do you get along with your parents?: oh yes!
Would you ever participate in a threesome?: no... but does four count?
Flashed or mooned someone?: hehe... of course silly
Do you believe in love at first sight?: NO... unbelievable sexual tension? Yes
Do you believe in karma?: YES YES YES YES
The kinkiest thing you could actually see youself doing?: Having sex with one of people from Cirque Du Soleil... IN COSTUME!!!
Either/Or
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: Do I have to? ok.. BK
Cappuccino or Coffee?: Both... I own a freakin coffeshop... I can't answer this!!!
Etc.
Favorite type of music: I like it ALL
Books or movies: Movies
How do you describe yourself?: Funnee... weeerd... intelignt... a good speller
Number of things you regret?: No time for that
How do you want to die? In a vinyard in central california
In a Boy/Girl...
Preferred Hair Color: Does it matter... everyone colors their damn hair these days!
Preferred Eye Color: I like em all... had trouble with those hazel eyed folks before
Long or short hair?: SHORT
Height: Dont madduh
Weight: How bout proportionate
Preferred Clothing Style: Anything but grungy and smelling like BO
What you want the potential someone to know about you: well.. it appears as though they already know NOW!!!

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