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Chairman Marx

Je suis Napoleon

About Me

I am Napoleon. Newton's Third Law still makes no sense to me. I can be disgusted at damn near anything containing the phrase "Prolific American Writer." I give bayonets more credit than they deserve. A new treatise is being made. I am played by Jerry Seinfeld. The new treatise in question is mine. I still don't get the Red Scare thing. If Seinfeld declines, I am played by Jeff Goldblum. I frequently write in Cyrillic with little or no understanding of the letters. I make it a point to replace "around" with "about" in everyday speech. place your results on your own site use the following code:

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My Interests

Old things.

I'd like to meet:

My fate.

Music:

ABBA, Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos (The), Cars (The), David Bowie, Echo

Movies:

Jurassic Park, Final Wars, Full Metal Jacket (First half)

Television:

Iron Chef, Boston Legal, Diagnosis Murder

Books:

Jurassic Park, San Guo Chih Yan Yi, Cyrano de Bergerac, Jurassic Park, Don Quixote, Jurassic Park

Heroes:

Chairman Kaga, Chairman Mao, Taishi Ci, Napoleon, Michael Crichton, Sebastien de Vauban, Tony Benn