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SMACKDOWN RESULTS: Last week, SmackDown featured one of its greatest main events of all time as Kurt Angle defended his World Heavyweight Championship against Undertaker in a No Way Out rematch. Angle escaped by the skin of his teeth at No Way Out, but on SmackDown it looked as though Undertaker would walk away with the gold. After Angle missed a moonsault, the Deadman connected with a vicious Tombstone and went for the pin. But before the referee could count the pinfall, Mark Henry stormed the ring and attacked The Phenom. The World’s Strongest Man left Undertaker laying outside the ring after he flattened him with a mammoth splash through the announce table. Henry had cost Undertaker the World Heavyweight Championship.How would the Deadman respond? What would the Phenom do to get revenge? No one knew, and Undertaker remained silent and out of sight all night long…until the end of the main event that is.Mark Henry and Randy Orton teamed up to take on Rey Mysterio and Kurt Angle in tag team competition. SmackDown fans were treated to somewhat of a WrestleMania preview as both Angle and Mysterio got their hands on Orton. The three of them will face off in a Triple Threat for the World Heavyweight Championship April 2 at WrestleMania. But Henry, like he said at the beginning of the show, refused to be forgotten. Henry was brutalizing everything in sight, including the referee. As the match wore on, Henry delivered a crushing avalanche to senior official Nick Patrick. With the referee incapacitated, Daivari brought a table into the ring. Henry was poised to splash Rey through the table, but Angle came in and made the save. Orton then joined the fracas and attacked the Wrestling Machine. The Legend Killer continued to orchestrate the beating and laid Angle out on the table. Orton then demanded that Henry squash Angle. With that, the World’s Strongest Man leapt off the second rope and came crashing down on the Olympic Gold Medalist through a table.But Henry didn’t have much time to celebrate. The lights went out, and the all-too-familiar gong sounded as fog started to fill the arena. Undertaker was ready to break his silence with a very special message: “You. Me. WrestleMania. Casket Match.” Undertaker laid out the challenge, and Mark Henry appeared ready for the challenge. So, at WrestleMania 22, Undertaker will look to make it a perfect 14-0 on the grandest stage of them all against the World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry in a Casket Match.While there is still a few weeks until WrestleMania, Saturday Night’s Main Event is only eight days away, and the card continued to shape up on SmackDown. Booker T and Sharmell came to the ring with a bag full of letters. Booker said that they had received letters from the NAACP, PETA, Worm Digest and the President’s Council on Physical Fitness all stating that something had to be done about Boogeyman. Booker T demanded a response from Theodore Long, and the GM responded. He said that Booker could take matters into his own hands when he goes one on one with Boogeyman at Saturday Night’s Main Event. With that, red smoke began to rise out of Booker T’s bag. He went to empty it out, and a pile of worms fell instead of mail. Boogeyman began to come to the ring as a terrified Booker T and Sharmell retreated through the crowd.JBL also had something to say about Saturday Night’s Main Event. Stone Cold Steve Austin recently conducted an interview with WWE.com and talked about Texas wrestling. Stone Cold said that he gave credit to JBL for being from Texas, but that was all he decided to say. The Wrestling God was extremely offended by the lack of credit given to him by the Texas Rattlesnake. JBL said that he was a better wrestler, a better entertainer and a bigger draw than Stone Cold ever was. With that, he challenged Stone Cold to a Beer Drinking Contest.This past week on RAW, Theodore Long showed up on RAW, and on WWE.com Unlimited, he announced that SmackDown would also be participating in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match at WrestleMania 22. The first qualifying match was held Friday night between Lashley and Finlay. Last week, the two Superstars had a match, but a winner was never determined. Instead, Lashley and Finlay swung chairs at each other causing a disqualification. With so much riding on the match, it’s no surprise that this one broke down as well. In fact, this one never even started. Before Lashley could get into the ring, he and Finlay clashed head-on. Officials and security swarmed and tried to separate them again, but the two brawled all the way out to the parking lot. Finlay bashed Lashley with a steel pipe, but Lashley came back and bashed Finlay’s head into a car eight times. With Finlay laying on top of the car, Lashley attempted to do the unthinkable. The hard-hitting, soft-spoken monster began pushing the car over. Security tried to stop him, but Lashley would not be denied. Showing superhuman strength, Lashley was able to tip the car completely over. Before he did so, though, Finlay was fortunate enough to roll off the car, otherwise he would have been crushed. In an effort to settle the score once and for all, next week they will meet again, and this time it will be a Lumberjack Match.Theodore Long was a busy man on SmackDown. He also spoke with Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms. He told Helms that he had decided to give him the night off from defending his Championship. However, he didn’t give him the night off in terms of competing. Instead, it was Champion vs. Champion as Helms took on United States Champion Chris Benoit. Helms protested because he had a broken nose, but Long said the match was still on. Benoit managed to lock in the Sharpshooter, but Helms got to the ropes. Helms, disgusted with how things were going, left the ring and headed for the back. But before he could get very far, fellow cruiserweights Kid Kash, Jamie Noble, Brian Kendrick and Paul London came out and forced him back in the ring. It wasn’t long before Benoit slapped on the Crossface. With all that pressure on his broken nose, Helms tapped out and Benoit was the winner.After weeks of telling his former partner that he looked ridiculous as a swashbuckling buccaneer, William Regal had the opportunity to back up his words as he went one on one with Paul Burchill. Regal seemed to be proving his point at first, but Burchill was able to come back strong and show that Regal didn’t know what he was talking about, picking up the win over his former partner.Two weeks ago, SmackDown’s hottest backstage interviewer, Kristal, came to the ring on SmackDown to promote the new Divas Magazine. She was rudely interrupted by Jillian who told her to go to the back. Kristal answered back with a swift slap to the face, and this week they clashed in a Divas Uncovered Match. The object of the match was to “uncover” your opponent until they were down to their bra and panties. Jillian got off to a quick start, removing Kristal’s top. But Kristal showed some moves in the ring and came back taking off Jillian’s skirt and then reversing a bodyslam to take off her top.Plus, Road Warrior Animal answered Matt Hardy’s challenge. Last week the two Superstars came up short against MNM in tag team action. After the match, Road Warrior Animal viciously attacked Hardy out of frustration. This week, Road Warrior Animal claimed that he was sick of carrying his tag teams around. He said he carried Hawk in the Legion of Doom, and that Heidenreich and Hardy were both screw-ups. Road Warrior Animal said his days of tag team competition are over and that he was only looking out for himself from now on.RAW PREVIEW: This Monday on RAW, John Cena and Triple H make it official when they sign on the dotted line at the WrestleMania 22 contract signing. With just days remaining before they are forced to co-exist as teammates at Saturday Night's Main Event, will this naturally combustible situation explode?Also scheduled for Monday night on RAW, two of the WrestleMania 22 Money in the Bank Ladder Match participants square off when Shelton Benjamin defends his Intercontinental Championship against Rob Van Dam. Will Shelton walk in to WrestleMania with his Intercontinental Championship? Or will RVD find a way to come out on top Monday night? Watch RAW to find out.So far in the WWE Hall of Fame 2006 we have Eddie Guerrero,Mean Gean Okerland,and Sensational Sharie and this week on Monday Night Raw will be a new inductee into the Hall of Fame. Tunee into Raw to find out what happens this week.Monday Night Raw USA Network 9:00 pmSATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT!Saturday Night's Main Event returns March 18th !!!At Saturday Night’s Main Event, the participants in the WrestleMania 22 main events will collide when the RAW team of WWE Champion John Cena & Triple H takes on the SmackDown trio of Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio & the World Heavyweight Champion.On the Feb. 27 edition of RAW, Cena & Triple H went face to face, trying to get the psychological advantage before their WWE Championship Match on April 2. After the two men jawed back and forth and looked ready to come to blows, WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon interrupted the showdown. McMahon announced that on Saturday Night’s Main Event, the two would have to co-exist as partners and represent RAW against the three men in the SmackDown main event in a Handicap Match. While there is no love lost between Cena & The Game, the SmackDown team is just as tense. Randy Orton & Rey Mysterio, the two challengers for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania, have been at each other’s throats since Rey eliminated the Legend Killer to win the Royal Rumble Match. Joining them will be the Wrestling Machine, Kurt Angle. Will Angle be able to coexist with his two WrestleMania challengers?Will the numbers game prove to be too much for The Champ & The Game, or will the RAW team overcome the odds and be victorious?Since the night after Christmas, Mr. McMahon has made it his mission to make Shawn Michaels’ life a living hell. At Saturday Night’s Main Event, HBK will get a chance to get some retribution when he meets Shane McMahon in a Street Fight.On the Dec. 26, 2005 edition of RAW, HBK told Mr. McMahon to get over the Montreal Incident; Shawn’s comments irked the WWE chairman, who told HBK that if he didn’t watch his step, he’d get screwed worse than Bret Hart ever did.Over the next few weeks, Mr. McMahon did everything he could to throw HBK off his game, including banning Sweet Chin Music during one match. However, the biggest blow came at the Royal Rumble, when Shane McMahon made a surprise appearance and eliminated HBK from the Royal Rumble Match. Shane struck again the next night on RAW, attacking HBK with a chair as he jawed with his father.In subsequent weeks, Mr. McMahon continued to toy with Shawn, taking him out of the Road to WrestleMania Tournament and announcing a mandatory Shawn Michaels Retirement Party, where HBK would be forced to walk away from WWE forever. Instead of signing his retirement papers, though, HBK ripped them up and threw them in McMahon’s face.The next week, Mr. McMahon made Michaels take on four members of the Spirit Squad in a Handicap Match. After the Spirit Squad got disqualified, HBK’s former partner Marty Jannetty made a surprising return to help Shawn fend off a 5-on-1 attack. Mr. McMahon announced later that night that he would offer Jannetty a full-time WWE contract, but Marty would have to kiss his ass to get it.On the Feb. 27 edition of RAW, the WWE Chairman offered Marty the contract. When Marty wouldn’t kiss his ass, he called out Chris Masters, telling Jannetty that he would get the contract if he could escape the Master Lock. As the Masterpiece had the hold locked on, Mr. McMahon made him bring Marty down to kiss his ass. HBK interrupted, hitting Masters with Sweet Chin Music and stalking the WWE Chairman, whose pants were still around his ankles. Before he got to him, however, Shane McMahon attacked HBK from behind and laid him out with a chairshot.As Mr. McMahon berated an unconscious HBK, he announced that Michaels would take on Shane in a Street Fight at Saturday Night’s Main Event. After Shane made the defenseless HBK kiss his father’s ass, Mr. McMahon then said he would kick Shawn’s ass at WrestleMania as well.The following week, HBK tried to attack the McMahons during a speech. Instead, Mr. McMahon announced that HBK would meet Shane that night on RAW. Prior to the match, Stephanie McMahon set up HBK, slipping something in his drink that caused him to become ill. This made him easy prey for Shane, who easily pinned Michaels. To add insult to injury, Mr. McMahon then made and won a match against HBK immediately afterward.Before HBK can get back at Mr. McMahon though, he must get through Shane-o-Mac. Can HBK survive, or will Shane soften him up enough to make him easy prey for his father at WrestleMania 22?For weeks now, Booker T and his wife Sharmell have been terrorized by SmackDown’s most bizarre Superstar – Boogeyman. Everywhere Booker T and Sharmell go, the worm-eating Boogeyman appears to follow.On the Feb. 10 edition of SmackDown, Booker T was out to provide some commentary for the United States Championship Fatal Fourway No. 1 Contender Match. Booker T was still the U.S. Champion at the time, so he got a bird’s eye view at who his next challenger would be. After witnessing Chris Benoit win the match, Booker T tried to get out of his title defense at No Way Out. Theodore Long refused to grant his wish, so an angry Booker T went to his car, ready to leave. But when he opened up the trunk of his car, he and Sharmell shrieked out in terror as it was filled with thousands of worms. Where there are worms, Boogeyman is surely right around the corner.Then on the Feb. 24 edition of SmackDown, Booker T and Sharmell were out for commentary once again. The Dicks were already in the ring and found out they would be in a Handicap Match. Realizing they would have the numbers advantage, they were ecstatic – until they realized they would be facing Boogeyman. After making short work of The Dicks, Boogeyman came down to the announce table, scaring off Booker T and Sharmell. Before Boogeyman left, though, he covered the entire SmackDown announce table in worms.Boogeyman didn’t stop there, though. Booker T went one on one with Tatanka on the March 3 edition of SmackDown. Booker T seemed to have things going his way, but after he connected with a Scissors Kick, Boogeyman’s music hit, distracting Booker. Boogeyman entered through the crowd and crept up on an unsuspecting Sharmell who was at the announce table. Booker and Sharmell quickly retreated as Boogeyman munched on some more worms.Booker T and Sharmell had enough of Boogeyman. They wanted him to be stopped. So, they came to the ring one week later with a bag full of what they said was hate mail directed towards Boogeyman. They said they received mail from the NAACP, PETA, Worm Digest and the President’s Council on Physical Fitness. Booker demanded that Theodore Long do something about the bizarre Boogeyman. Theodore Long appeared on the Titan Tron and said that Booker would have to take care of business on his own. He announced that at Saturday Night’s Main Event it would be Booker T vs. Boogeyman.Can Booker T finally stop Boogeyman and restore some normalcy to his life? Or will the worm-obsessed monster continue to haunt Booker T and his lovely wife?