I Cut My Hair. |
Though I never post anything here anymore, I suppose it is relevant to mention that I know have VERY short hair, and all images of me held on anyone's computer, memory, imagination, and/or photo album...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:29:00 PST |
Memorial Days.... |
I can hardly believe another Memorial Day has come and gone. I remember last Memorial Day like it was 15 minutes ago, what with the $1100 weekend and 24 hours on the road and all that good stuff. I'll...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:12:00 PST |
Confirmation Starbucks Shop "A" 04/28/1976 |
I've never had a job where it was expected of me to do so much while really doing so little. I do not have to feed fish, change lightbulbs, fuel expensive cars, haul wood to dumpsters, sacrifice my tr...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:44:00 PST |
Bizzaro-Land |
Life is so damn weird right now.
1. I wake up every day at the crack of dawn and go manipulate databases that decide the workload of various people I'll never meet in towns like Antioch, Susanvi...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST |
Like The Killer? |
I just called the local CVS in search of a refilled prescription and things went a little like this.....
Guy: "Last name??"
Me: "Green...spelled like the color..."
Guy: "First name??"
Me: "Jason"
Guy:...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:40:00 PST |
I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING JOB!!!! |
Poverty be damned, my TEN MONTH job search has finally ended. Today I was offered a job. A real job, with health insurance and an IRA and vacation time (120 hours per year to start!) and AFLAC availab...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:01:00 PST |
I <3 Coal. |
As some of you may have heard, I have been temping this week at DTE Energy in the Coal Services office. I haven't done much more than putting assorted high-paid executives hanging folders and books an...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:53:00 PST |
Gore-On-Soot-On |
Justin's 9th birthday party was tonight. I just got home not too long ago, in fact. I can hardly believe my lil baby-boy is halfway to being a real live adult. He's like this big, preppy-happy version...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:34:00 PST |
Barbaro |
Dear World,
It is with great sadness that today we mourn the death of Barbaro. Though it is tragic when any of God's creations passes into the great beyond, it is especially woeful to pass along news ...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST |
Funny Quips and Useless Information |
I recently heard the best one liner EVER...It went something like this:
"They call it PMS because mad-cow disease was already taken."
The further I get away from hearing that, the more funny it become...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST |
