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Smegmasaurous

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Oh hello I didn't see you there, I was just fixing my tights. My name is Darren, though my friends call me Duke. I guess you'd say i'm the cool, funny, fashionable, smart guy in the group that everyone loves what with all my wHaCkY random shinanigans. Having been molested thoroughly, viciously and without mercy as a child I feel I have a certain bond with the children. Yes yes, I'm a member of the fine organision of NABMLA, what!? you too? We should definatly go hunting at recess...

My Interests

Terrorism, big fat chicks, DIY shelfing books, relationship problems, Fjords, unemployment, sperm whales, global positioning systems, ghost hunting, christian bashing, racism/sexism, animal sex, fluorescent light bulbs, disabilities!

I'd like to meet:

Golly i'm not sure, just the usual world icons i guess. Jesus, Abe Lincoln, Richard O' Brien, Che Guevara, Mother Teresa, Dale Winton, Ghandi... the usual.

Music:

Rory Gallagher, Jimi Hendawg, John Martyn, Nick Drake, Bob Marley, Queens Of The Stone Age, Kyuss, Rodrigo & Gabriela, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Portishead, Miles Davis, James Taylor, Curtis Mayfield, Stevie Wonder, Funkadelic, Cat Stevens, Pearl Jam, CSNY, Nick Cave, Alice in Chains, David Bowie, Air, Pink Floyd and plenty of other jive

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Movies:

American Psycho, Anchorman, Japanese Ring series, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction (purely for the presence of a gimp)

Television:

Father Ted, Crystal Maze, Brass Eye, Skins, Peep Show, South Park, Big Train, Knightmare, Bottom, Jam, The Young Ones

Books:

Junk, Da Vinci code, Hunter S, James Redfield, Dave Gorman, various Biographies. Yeah I should definatly read more..

My Blog

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My Celebrity Look-alikes

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