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Brock Shields

Thank God for Brock Shields!

About Me

Brock Shields is a 22 year old boy from Binghamton, NY. He has a handsome grin and a well toned midsection. He bears a striking resemblance to Patrick Swayze.

My Interests

doing sit ups, flexing in the mirror,beating off to pictures of myself, hating all things,thinking of you,etc...

I'd like to meet:

a guy with 2 moustaches

Music:

Black Flag,The Mars Volta, David Lee Roth, Converge,Michael Bolton,Daughters, Dillinger Escape Plan, the cure, anything with mike patton, the smiths, Minor Threat, Misfits, celine dion, shai hulud, yanni, between the buried and me, aphex twin, man o war, whitesnake, tool, deadguy, gwar, the hope conspiracy,Zombie Apocalypse, a perfect circle, van halen not van hagar, give up the ghost,mewithoutyou and a bunch of other shitty bands. .

Movies:

a wide assortment of pornography, wet hot american summer, the jerk, national lampoon's vacation, martin and orloff,ghostworld, gummo, taxi driver, american psycho, the baxter, best in show, edwardo scissor hands, fight club, 40 year old virgin, rushmore, punch-drunk love, peewee's big adventure, the big lebowski

Television:

strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade, the state, reno 911, family guy, the office, arrested development, colbert report, stella,curb your enthusiasm,wonder showzen,the office,

Books:

Anything with Fabio on the cover.

My Blog

BROCK SHIELDS...YOURE FIRED!

When I'm not taking my shirt and flexing in the mirror, or gazing deeply into the eyes of my beautiful reflection, or even having vaginal intercourse with my girlfriend, I'm at work. I'm at work becau...
Posted by Brock Shields on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:26:00 PST

ROSIE YOU'RE FIRED!

For those of you who aren't aware, real estate mogul Donald Trump and celebrity Rosie O Donell are in the midst of a delightfully entertaining feud. There has been no better television in the past yea...
Posted by Brock Shields on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:35:00 PST

NEW FEATURE!

Throughout the year I will be revealing personal information and little known facts about myself. This is to help you, the fan, get to know me better. This is the first installment. So here it goes: &...
Posted by Brock Shields on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

A NEW YEAR AND A NEW BLOG!!!

What you are reading is my first blog of 2007. If you thought last years' blogs were great, which they were, you'e gonna poop and pee your pants at the same time when you see what I have in store for ...
Posted by Brock Shields on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:01:00 PST

every time YOU die!

So last night I was at some shitty counrty bar called Tarheels. It is located in Jacksonville, North Carolina and it is the shittiest place around. Now I definitely didn't want to go there as there ar...
Posted by Brock Shields on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:26:00 PST

A NEW BLOG!!!!

hahaha...suckers.
Posted by Brock Shields on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:41:00 PST

THE MUSTACHE (rough draft)

Love is hard. So are relationships. I should know, I have a fake mustache. Or should I say, HAD a fake mustache. I didn't always have a fake mustache and that's where I'll start.     It...
Posted by Brock Shields on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:33:00 PST

A SHORT STORY

This story is true. Well...some of it is. Okay...none of it is. You know what? FUCK YOU! Who do you think you are.    I'm sorry. Just read.   I'm not exactly sure where to start. You're...
Posted by Brock Shields on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:08:00 PST

AN ANGEL IN DISGUISE....

OR A HANDSOME DEVIL?
Posted by Brock Shields on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:17:00 PST

URINATION HUMILIATION

Today I was at a urinal taking a piss. When  I was finished, I looked down and I had piss on my pants. What the hell?! I pissed on myself. How does that even happen? Oh well, it's just piss I gue...
Posted by Brock Shields on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:19:00 PST