doing sit ups, flexing in the mirror,beating off to pictures of myself, hating all things,thinking of you,etc...
a guy with 2 moustaches
Black Flag,The Mars Volta, David Lee Roth, Converge,Michael Bolton,Daughters, Dillinger Escape Plan, the cure, anything with mike patton, the smiths, Minor Threat, Misfits, celine dion, shai hulud, yanni, between the buried and me, aphex twin, man o war, whitesnake, tool, deadguy, gwar, the hope conspiracy,Zombie Apocalypse, a perfect circle, van halen not van hagar, give up the ghost,mewithoutyou and a bunch of other shitty bands. .
a wide assortment of pornography, wet hot american summer, the jerk, national lampoon's vacation, martin and orloff,ghostworld, gummo, taxi driver, american psycho, the baxter, best in show, edwardo scissor hands, fight club, 40 year old virgin, rushmore, punch-drunk love, peewee's big adventure, the big lebowski
strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade, the state, reno 911, family guy, the office, arrested development, colbert report, stella,curb your enthusiasm,wonder showzen,the office,
Anything with Fabio on the cover.