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Lee

I am here for Friends

About Me

*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* I'm getting sick to death of being asked to 'friends' with 16 year old geeks in metal/rock/indie/anything shit bands and it's pissing me off BIG TIME!!! I know the spirit of this MySpaz/internet thing is share and share alike, but really, if you bothered to read my profile, you'd know the shit I was into and would make your marketing decisions accordingly. I fucking hate telesales people ringing me up in the evening trying to sell me windows I don't need, so why the fuck would I want unsolicited 'e-flyers' telling me about a gig I'll never go to because you're shit?! In short, if you've read my profile, and think there's anything in there which means we have something in common, by all means be my 'friend'. If you didn't read it at all and are using this wonderful internet tool just to sell your shit music to as many people as possible because the Artic Butt-Monkeys did, FUCK OFF!!! Rant over.Lover of Shredded Wheat, typography, brown (and pink), LFC, ranting, the Ladbruk Groove, good design, my pet Wookie, bongos, Teonancatl, Whose In Charge, Apple Macs, Alexander Shulgin, Gundam Wing and my bruthas holdin it down in Korea, Brum and Scouseland (you know who you are).Hater of moths, avocado, cocktail umbrellas, shit garage-based guitar bands who think they're boss, Robbie Williams, glass chopping boards (I mean, WHY???), British trains and those packs of bacon you can't open without a knife! (the twat!)Oh, to get myself out of trouble, I especially love Rose, I think of nothing but Rose, I live and breathe Rose, and if Rose was on fire I'd definitely piss on Rose. (Is that better my darling?)

My Interests

Design/type/layout, reading, ethnobotany, growing 'plants', travel, pharmacology, cycling, the perfect sandwich, the nature of things, faith/philosophy/culture/religion, glaciation/vulcanology, Pro Evolution Soccer 5, learning the drums, the world...

I'd like to meet:

Roy Ayers, Mr T., Kaidi Tatham, Stevie Wonder, Bembe Segue, Tania Maria, Takeshi Miike, Chuck Norris, Minnie Driver, Eddie The Eagle, the man who invented those packs of bacon you can't open without a knife (the wanker!)

Music:

Patrice Rushen, Roy Ayers, Stevie Wonder, Kashif, Domu, Bugz In The Attic, 4Hero, Jeremy Ellis, MdCL, Jill Scott, Inner City, Isley Brothers, Erykah Badu, Silhouette Brown, Dillinja, RAM Trilogy, The Prodigy, Barry White, Bobby Womack, The Rebirth, Earth Wind & Fire, too many more to count...

Movies:

Audition ("All words are lies. Only pain is truth."); Aliens ('Game over man, game over!'); Transformers The Movie ("All we need is a little Energon, and a lot of luck"); Ferris Bueller's Day Off ("Let my Cameron go."); Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas ("Finish the fucking story!"); Akira ('TETSUO!'); Breakdance - The Movie ("Ain't no stopping us..."); Karate Kid (by this, I really mean pt. 1, though I'll let you off if you like pt.2); Star Wars Trilogy (yes, TRILOGY, if you like those other ones you're a shit toucher); I'll get round to the others in my own sweet time...

Television:


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

Books:

'Journey To Ixtlan' by Carlos Casteneda; 'Phenethylamines I Have Known And Loved' by Alexander Shulgin; 'The Alchemist' by Paul Coelho; 'Use Of Weapons' by Iain M Banks...

Heroes:

Roy Ayers, Mr T., Alexander Shulgin

My Blog

Cockney Rebellion

Not a rant as such; rather a rant backtrack. I'm a big fan of saying offensive things (like bumshagger, twatnuggets and shit-toucher) but even I know when I've gone too far, and I fear this time I hav...
Posted by Lee on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:28:00 PST

Kicking nationalism out of football

As some of you know, I like a moan. Pretty much everything can and will get on my tits at some point, but this week has seen a whole bunch of shit trying to get a little finger of dissatisfaction into...
Posted by Lee on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:55:00 PST

Blog Warning!!!

I don't really do blogs (I only found out what one was this Christmas) but I do do ranting very well, because lots of things piss me off, and I like moaning about things that piss me off.That being sa...
Posted by Lee on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:33:00 PST