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Charlotte

shlurder

About Me

Hi, I like to play chess, I like to play Scrabble, I like to beat my boyfriend at both, he is rubbish at chess so I tend to let him win alot.I love my family and friends, I like piracy, living near the river Thames, listening to concious dancehall anthems and writing erotic novels (one of these statements is a lie)..... I once kidnapped my own sisters to create a diversion and avoid being told off by my parents for something else.... I eat too much cheese and am great at crochet, I have been to Glastonbury every year its been on since 1992 and realise this is a bit sad as well as a bit good. I used to scare my sisters by making them watch Watership Down as well as getting them to be the audience to my own concerts, I feel this has enabled them to grow as people and accept the natural performer in me, they are both great and much better at karaoke than me ( unless I'm singing, Black Velvet or streisand, in which case I win hands down ) I have given up smoking and am still feeling smug about it 5 months on... in short, my life isn't particularly extraordinary, but thanks to the people in it, I think its bloody marvellous!....plus now Lucy's found this youtube video, which is possibly the best thing in the world EVER

My Interests

Moustaches, Gigs, Pirates, cheese, chess

I'd like to meet:

Dave and Pee Thugg for up rocking, Woody for a beer, Ben for a game of chess, Sarah for a Singstar Session, Lucy for giggles, Jessica for hugs and Bungle for a cuddle, Kate for cake, Hannah for red wine, Lorna for pizza, Matt for quiche & triv (natch).http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA3-z5XEk7w

Music:

Squeeze, Glenn Tilbrook (plus Fluffers), Chris Difford, Scanners, Prince, Matt Berry, Siobhan Parr, Jane Air, anything 60's garage really, northern soul, .... Yeah Yeah Yeah's.....The Peddlers....Dresden Dolls...sunshine underground, dolly parton, Lord Large, Scott Matthews..Joan as a Policewoman

Movies:

at the moment Little Miss Sunshine, Jesus Christ Superstar and anything by Shane Meadows, cuz he's a genius

Television:

Hustle, Judge John Deed, anything with Ken Stott, Matt Berry, those crazy Boosh boys

Books:

The Wrong Boy - Willy Russell - READ IT!!! Million Little Pieces - James Frey Treasure Island, Robinson Crusoe

Heroes:

Ben - he rocks