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The Fizzle

Absorbing souls, one at a time...

About Me


Prepare for the truth. Dark as it may be...
Lemme C, Um, well... I'm an alien from the planet Planet who came to Earth about 2007 years ago in search of a human mate and your supply of fresh water. I have smoked down with Jesus, butt heads with The Devil, matched spells with Merlin, matched curses with Rasputin, fought the enemy in Viet Nam, and killed alongside Ed Gein. In 1666, I was a jester that was banished for bangin a farmers daughter with my earthen twin Kidd Electro, then beaten to death by a ruthless warlord that overthrough the king with the help of his new townsfolk, then half of my soul was trapped in the forest of the damned for 300 years before being rejoined in 1983 with the half I held onto. Then I was killed again and rebuilt as a robotic android cyborg, but I became the Anti-Hero due to my violent past and now I feel I must take over the world, but I keep getting foiled by that Legendary Mega-Matt and end up joining his party for the final battles. I like sex, mischief, mayhem, sex, violence, perversion, sex, long walks in hell, RPGs, sex, shovels, parties, sex, Horror Movies, Deatch Metal and more sex. My partner in crime and rhyme is Kidd Electro. My Ally/Arch Nemesis is Mega-Matt. My mythological cohort is Sasquatch. The Epitamy of my pain is Shnookie. The beat of my heart is Jilltacular. Add me and I won't burn down your village and unleash hordes of monsters into your field maps and dungeon areas!
QUOTE: I have found the darkness that once consumed me and have let it steal me away again. I fear that even if I were to find a way to bring back the light in my life, I would rather wallow in despair, just to avoid the pain of the darkness coming back again...
~Priest Omen
You scored as Jason Voorhees
. You are Jason Voorhees. You werent liked much as a child. All you wanted was to let your Mom raise you right. However after you died a watery death in Camp Crystal Lake, your Mom tried to take revenge, in which she too died a horrible decapitation. Now you will go on forever, seeking revenge! You may have the highest kill count in horror, but you arent all bad. You just love your mother!

Jason Voorhees


95%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Michael Myers


70%

Jigsaw


60%

Freddy Krueger


55%

Pinhead


55%

Captain Spaulding


55%

Buffalo Bill


45%

Leatherface


40%

Candyman


35%
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You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK.
...But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigg or Chink you call me a racist.
-You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
-You have the United Negro College Fund.
-You have Martin Luther King Day.
-You have Black History Month.
-You have Cesar Chavez Day.
-You have Yom Hashoah
-You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
-You have the NAACP.
-You have BET.
-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.
-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.
-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.
-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.
-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.
-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.
-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them... they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.
-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
I am white.
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists?
Now watch, I'll be a racist for posting this
So what? no one will re post this for fear of being called racist
Dear Editor: So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island and other ports of entry. Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people like Mr. Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States, people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented. Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times. They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home. They had waved good bye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture. Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity. Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out. My father fought along side men whose parents had come straight over from Germany , Italy , France and Japan . None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from. They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan . They were defending the United States of America as one people. When we liberated France , no one in those villages were looking for the French-American or the German American or the Irish American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl. And here we are in 2006 with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges. Only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country. I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about. I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life. I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags. And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty , it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on the immigration bill. I wouldn't start talking about dismantling the United States just yet. (signed) Rosemary LaBonte

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You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests



Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck.. ......I am required to pass a random urine test, which I have no problem with. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

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It is interesting that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of $2,470.00. This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement...

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The Darkness that will Devour this Earth once and for all!!!!



Music:



Underground Rap:

ICP (Insane Clown Posse), Twiztid, ABK (Any Body Killa), Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Esham, Jumpsteady, Three 6 Mafia, Myzery, Dark Lotus, Psychopathic Rydas, Kottonmouth Kings, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tech N9ne, Akinyele, Syko Jesters, etc.

Metal:
Spork, Metallica, Slipknot, Static X, Mudvayne, Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, Cradle Of Filth, Durt, Two Heded Chan, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Label Society, Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Disturbed, Pantera, Megadeth, KoRn, Soil, Vanilla Ice, Tool, Biohazard, Cannibal Corpse, Danzig, Godsmack, The Accused, Lord Belial, Nine Inch Nails, Powerman 5000, Rammstein, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, Type-o-Negative, Kittie, Drain S.T.H., Dream Evil, Lamb Of God, etc.

Rock:

Warlock/Doro Pesch, Cinderella, Scorpions, Black Sabboth, AC/DC, Shinedown, Guns N' Roses, Poison, Slaughter, Dio, Ratt, Audioslave, Mr. Big, Judas Priest, Queen, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Seether, The Darkness, Alien Ant Farm, Gorillaz, Alice Cooper, Cranberries, Evil Dead, Macaroni Moses, Primus, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Staind, Bullet Boyz, Jackyl, Ugly Kid Joe, Dangerous Toys, etc.

Rap/Hip-Hop:

Snoop Doggy Dogg, Too $hort, Bone, Drag-On, Lil' Jon, Ying-Yang Twins, 2 Live Crew, Afroman, Beastie Boys, Trick Daddy, Boss Hogg Outlawz, Swishahouse, Busta Rhymes, Tone Loc, Cypress Hill, Del The Funky Homosapien, House Of Pain, DJ Screw, DMX, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Geto Boys, Ice Cube, Kid Rock, Ludacris, Paperboy, Magoo, Timberland, Redman, Method Man, Mystikal, Ol Dirty Bastard, Outkast, Paul Wall, Chamillionare, Rahzel, Run - DMC, Slim Thug, etc.

Other:

David Bowie, No Doubt, Sublime, Prodigy, P-Dogg Man & Megamatt, Fatboy Slim, The Cars, Ace Of Base, Blink-182, Marvin Gaye, Bloodhound Gang, Chicago, The Flower Hoarfing Losers, Charlie Danields Band, Eric Clapton, Carl Carlton, George Clinton, Dido, etc.

Movies:

Horror:
The Evil Dead Trilogy, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, House Of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, Friday The 13 Series, Leprechaun Series, Child's Play Series, Nightmare On Elm Street Series, Beetlejuice, Carrie, The Langoliers, The Shining (Old One), Dusk Til Dawn, House On Haunted Hill, 13 Ghosts, House Of The Dead, Resident Evil 1 & 2, Predator 1 & 2, The Silence Of The Lambs Trilogy, The Ring 1 & 2, The Grudge, Ringu, Shadow Of The Vampire, Sleepy Hollow, American Werewolf In Paris, The Amittyville Horror Series, The Polterguiest Series, The Halloween Series, Arachnaphobia, Anaconda, The Blade Trilogy, The Puppetmaster Series, The Blair Witch Project, Van Helsing, The Candyman Trilogy, The Children Of The Corn Series, The Ginger Snaps Series, IT, 28 Days, The Exorcist Series, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Series, Final Destination 1 & 2, Ghost Ship, Gremlins 1 & 2, The Critters Series, The Ghoulies Series, The Hellraiser Series, Queen Of The Damned, The Jaws Trilogy, Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2, Night Of The Living Dead Series, The Others, Pet Cemetary, Pumpkinhead 1 & 2, Tremors Trilogy, Warlock Trilogy, Alone In The Dark, etc.
Comedy:
Club Dread, Super Troopers, BASE ketball, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Monty Python: Quest For The Holy Grail, Big Money Hustlas, Death Becomes Her, Friday, The Emperor's New Groove, Fatal Instinct, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, Bean, Mario Bros, Loaded Weapon 1, The Man Who Knew Too Little, The Mummy 1 & 2, Fool's Rush In, Rat Race, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Shrek, Sinbad (Cartoon), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, The Mask, Dumb & Dumber 1 & 2, Liar Liar, Cable Guy, Bruce Almighty, Airheads, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Airplane 1 & 2, Anger Management, The Animal, Duece Bigalow Male Gigalo, The Austin Powers Trilogy, Beavis & Butthead Do America, Bedazzled, Bill & Ted 1 & 2, Blazing Saddles, Boy In The Bubble, The Grinch (Both Versions), All Cheech & Chong Movies, Dude Wheres My Car, Exit To Eden, 8 Legged Freaks, Young Frankenstein, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Euro Trip, Slackers, How High, Hotshots 1 & 2, Joes Apartment, Lilo & Stitch, Major League, Major Payne, Meet The Parents, Naked Gun Trilogy, Not Another Teen Movie, The Odd Couple, Old School, Grumpy Old Men 1 & 2, Orange County, People VS Larry Flint, Police Acadamy Series, Private Parts, Revenge Of The Nerds Trilogy, Scary Movie Trilogy, There's Something About Mary, Me Myself & Irene, Strange Brew, 3 Amigos, Spy Hard, UHF, Undercover Brother, Waynes World 1 & 2, Night At The Rocsbury, The Waterboy, The Wedding Singer, Wrongfully Accused, etc.
Action:
Unleashed, The Batman Series, Spiderman 1 & 2, Hellboy, Sin City, The Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Elektra, X-Men 1 & 2, Braveheart, The Patriot, Con Air, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Dick Tracy, Gladiator, The Godfather Trilogy, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, The James Bond Series (Preferably, Sean Connery movies), Tomb Raider 1 & 2, The Lethal Weapon Series, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Star Wars 4, 5 & 6, The Thin Red Line, Charlie's Angels 1 & 2, Romeo Must Die, Cradle 2 Da Grave, Kiss Of The Dragon, Meltdown, The Crow Trilogy, Demolition Man, The Die Hard Trilogy, Gone In 60 Seconds, The Goonies, Grosse Point Blank, Blown Away, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trilogy, Streetfighter, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Mortal Kombat 1 & 2, Mystery Men, Reindeer Games, The Rock, Walking Tall (2004), Striptease, Tango & Cash, Under Siege, The Whole Nine Yards, etc.
Sci-Fi:
Doom, Starship Troopers, The Alien Series, The Terminator Trilogy, Armageddon, Final Fantasy: Spirits Within, The Green Mile, The Harry Potter Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, Return To Oz, Back To The Future Trilogy, Barb Wire, Barbarella, Coneheads, The One, Dark City, Dreamcatcher, Edward Scissorhands, Femalien 1 & 2, Face Off, The Fifth Element, Galaxy Quest, Heavy Metal 1 & 2 (Cartoon), The Highlander Series, Howard The Duck, Lawnmower Man, Mad Max 1 & 2, Mars Attacks, Men In Black 1 & 2, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Phantoms, Robo Cop Trilogy, Short Circuit 1 & 2, Batteries Not Included, Signs, Species Trilogy, Timecop, Titan AE, Total Recall, Universal Soldier, Weird Science, etc.
Trippy:
American Beauty, American History X, Apocolypse Now, Being John Malkovich, Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Oddyssy, Four Rooms, Eyes Wide Shut, Snatch, Fight Club, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Natural Born Killers, Ocean's 11 (2001), Payback, Pulp Fiction, Seven, Saw, Swordfish, Three Kings, The Usual Suspects, Wild Things, Alice In Wonderland (Cartoon), American Psycho, Clue, Hero, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Dr. Strangelove, Nothing But Trouble, Trainspotting, Showgirls (NC-17), The Village, Unbreakable, Merlin, Falling Down, Truth Or Dare, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Donnie Darko, etc.
Porn:
Pretty much all of it.

Television:


I Don't watch much TV anymore. I love Cartoon Networks Adult Swim Shows!! Especially Family Guy and Aqua Teen Hungar Force!!! I Hate Reality Shows, though. They Eat Balls.

Books:

Fantasy Novels, and Porn. I'd rather just watch movie versions. Except porn, i'll read and watch that.

Favorite Books: The Zork Chronicles & Blaster Master

Heroes:

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A Bunch Of Crap About Me

..>One Damn Long Survey (Guarenteed To Kill A Few Hours) *~ Simple Questions ~* Full Name:: Preston Nickname(s):: Pres, The Fizzle, P-Dogg  Where you named after anyone?:: Dead Great U...
Posted by The Fizzle on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

Some more damn addictive quiz bullshit.

      What type of fantasy creature are you? beautiful pics!You are an undead!  Everyone fears you.  You keep your distance away from people and people keep their distanc...
Posted by The Fizzle on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:16:00 PST

Quiz

P-Dogg --[noun]:An oral sex masterHow' quiz.php?id='52"' www.quizuniverse.com http:>http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=52">How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?QuizUniverse.com ...
Posted by The Fizzle on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:04:00 PST

New Quizzes

pdogg --[noun]:A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever'How">http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83">'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at http://www.quizgal...
Posted by The Fizzle on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:11:00 PST

FINAL WORD

MY FINAL WORD ON MY NOW PAST RELATIONSHIP CAN BE SUMMED UP IN THE LYRICS OF HURT   i hurt myself today to see if i still feel i focus on the pain the only thing that's real the needle tears a hol...
Posted by The Fizzle on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:35:00 PST

Checklist

X marks the spot So yeah, here's some mind boggling facts about me... [x] I miss somebody right now. [x] I don't watch much TV these days. [ ] I love olives [x] I love sleeping. [ ] I own lots ...
Posted by The Fizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My stereotype quiz.

--Goth-- Do you wear black eyeliner?: No, but black is part of my make-up How much black clothing do you own?: some Do you think about death often?: yes Do you want to die? not yet Are you a...
Posted by The Fizzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST