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Mike

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence!

About Me

My name is Mike, and I'm from Muskegon, Mighigan. I have recently been downsized out of a job, so I was temporarily transferred to Maine to assist with a project at SAPPI's Westbrook mill. I am back at SAPPI Muskegon temporarily to train management in the crappy logistics softfware used at all SAPPI mills. I worked lots of hours covering an IT help desk, and things were slow at times... thats where a lot of the pics came from. I got into this Myspace thing to meet new people, and keep in touch with some of the old friends. If you want to know more, I'm mdubii on AIM. feel free to write.

My Interests

I like paintball, bowling, golf, baseball, horses, fast quads, big trucks, NASCAR, R/C trucks, motorcycles, working aound my house, and building stuff out of steel and brawn-thats the kind of man I am.

I'd like to meet:

I get bored at work sometimes, so I like meeting new people to talk to. I love hanging out with my friends, but I'm always looking for new people to hang out with too.I would love to meet a lot of other people, but I will limit it to the hot celebrities I like. Evangeline Lilly (LOST), Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner, Kari Byron (MythBusters)...
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Music:

I like all kinds of music-rock, alternative, country, hip-hop... Kenny Chesney, Shinedown, Garth Brooks, Fallout Boy, Trapt, Kenye West, Nickleback, Three-6 Mafia, Rascal Flatts, Godsmack, Phil Vasser, DMX, 311, Creed, Kid Rock, 50 Cent, Little Big Town, Eric Church, Two Heded Chan, Ray Scott, Jake Owen...

Movies:

Super Troopers, Anchorman, Top Gun, Office Space, Bad Boys (1 & 2), Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Tommy Boy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Eurotrip, Waiting, Six Pack, Bulletproof, Gone in 60 Seconds, Sahara, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Into the Blue, SWAT, Talladega Nights...

Television:

I don't find time for much TV lately, but I like Lost, Alias, 24, Monster Garage, American Chopper, The Simpsons, That 70s Show, Chappelle's Show, Daily Show, According to Jim, The Family Guy, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, and old school Dukes of Hazzard and Macgyver...

Books:

Lately I have been reading Ken Follet books. Hornet flight, Code To Zero, Pillars of the Earth, Whiteout, Night Over Water, and the Third Twin. I also have a subscription to STUFF Magazine.

Heroes:

This one is for you, Pete.check out www.chucknorrisfacts.com. its sooo effing funny!

My Blog

Ponderisms

Ponderisms I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.    Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:10:00 PST

Normal is:

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying forin order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, an...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:36:00 PST

Darwin Awards-Thank God for natural selection

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards this year are, once again, truly classic. These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remai...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:30:00 PST

Differences and similarities between ME and MI

The area I am staying in here in Portland Maine is much like back home in Muskegon Michigan.  The weather has been very comparable so far.  I came here expecting the crazy New England winter...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:37:00 PST

Free Beer and Hot Wings

Hey everybody near portland maine,  I just heard today that my favorite local radio show (from back in west Michigan) will start broadcasting here monday morning (March 13, 2006).  What a co...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:37:00 PST