.:Madd Mike:. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I pretty much rule at life...

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My Interests

Hanging out, and pretty much anything that pertains to sex, booze, and rock n' roll

I'd like to meet:

People who wanna feed me, buy me booze, or just give me free shit.

Music:

Heroes:

My Blog

116 rules for crashing a wedding

Rule # 1 - Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule # 2 - Never use your real name. Rule # 3 - Never confess. Rule # 4 - No one goes home alone. Rule # 5 - Never...
Posted by .:Madd Mike:. on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:26:00 PST

Fuckin' Chuck Norris

30 Facts about Chuck NorrisChuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his footbroke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed AmeliaEarhart while she was flying over the Pacific ...
Posted by .:Madd Mike:. on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:13:00 PST