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Anthony

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are, mostly? They are bastards. Bastard-coated

About Me

Alright, so I haven't updated this fucker in awhile...I've been around in my life. I spent a year going to school in Japan. I spent five goddamn years of my life in the Marine Corps, and the only reason I don't regret it is because it was through them that I got the job skills I use today. And that's the ONLY reason. I've been around the globe, mostly to Asia. A year in Japan (plus two return trips), 5 months in Iraq, 3 weeks in Kuwait, 5 days in China, and 4 days in Thailand. I have the unforuntate habit of mocking other people, even my best friends. On top of that, I can be pretty damn insensitive, though I won't go into more detail on this thing. I have an overactive imagination that just seems to think of the most inappropriate, diseased things that one could imagine. I'm very happy with how things are going for me. I spend a metric shit ton of money on movies and stupid shit for my apartment that I don't really need. I am extremely against organized religion, and most religion in general. It's mind boggling to me, but I still have friends who are religious, because we realize we have differences and we can deal with it. There are a lot of things I hate. Money IS important, no matter what anybody says. I need to win the lotto. If I could change one thing about my life, it's where I live at the moment. Fuck the south, and everyone in it. What Red vs Blue Charecter are you?
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My Interests

GTA: San Andreas (you can fucking SKYDIVE, apparently I'm the only one who's very amused by this), BEER (I'm a beer snob, the cheapest stuff I'll drink is about 6 bucks a six pack, and I sometimes get beer that's over 3 bucks for a single 12 ounce bottle), Thai boxing, UFC, theology, karaoke, reading nonfiction, firearms, comedy, shennanegans (you know, the place with the mozzarella sticks and all the funny shit on the walls), current events (who'd we piss off today?), politics, travel (been to Japan 3 times [mainland and Oki], as well as Canada, Mexico [I know, rad huh?!], China, Thailand, Kuwait, and Iraq), movies, music, hookahs, air conditioning, not being in Georgia (or South Carolina, or Alabama, or anywhere in the south), and streaking (through my apartment).

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Probably not you. But definitely Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
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Music:

"Anyone who doesn't think this is the greatest music in recorded history should just jump off a bridge and die": Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, AFI, Perfect Circle, Guns 'n Roses, Rammstein, Danzig, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Misfits, Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Tool, classic rock, System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, Marilyn Manson, Eminem, Dr Dre and Snoop, Linkin Park, Butthole Surfers, Depeche Mode, AC/DC, Rancid, 80's music, Gorillaz, Johnny Cash, The Reverend Horton Heat, Scorpions, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, KoRn, Anti-Flag, Outkast.

Movies:

Let's see, I've got over 200 DVDs, but my favorites would have to be: American History X, Heat, The Siege, Super Troopers, Team: America, Office Space, Big Lebowski, Shaun of the Dead, Fight Club, Brother, Falling Down, Anchorman, Go, Narc, Surviving the Game, Gross Pointe Blank, The Last Samurai, Syriana, Munich, Dawn of the Dead (original and the remake), Jackass: The Movie (both), Clerks, The Edge, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Boondock Saints, the Alien series, both Predator movies, Waiting, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Ronin, The Departed.

Television:

Southpark, The Daily Show, Simpsons, Family Guy, The Shield, Kids in the Hall, MST3K, Crank Yankers, Nip Tuck, Arrested Development, Chappelle's Show, Scrubs, The Colbert Report, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch, Jackass, Viva la Bam, Deadwood.

Books:

Virtually all I read (with the exception of Chuck Palaniuk) is non-fiction/current events: Iraq, the Middle East, politics, foreign languages, theology. I also read Tintin (I've read all but the two rare ones), Cocaine: An Unauthorized Biography, Bad Trip, No True Glory, America: The Book, A Pretext For War, anything by Robert Baer, Under the Banner of Heaven.

Heroes:

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, The Dude Lebowski, Jon Stewart, Vic Mackey, Spicoli

My Blog

Neighbors

So, for the second time in a row, I've been stuck living by feudin' neighbors. Last time, it was this couple that always fought, then made up again that same day. They'd be in a fight, and I'd be outs...
Posted by Anthony on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:13:00 PST

One of the best quotes ever

"Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are, mostly? They are bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-head...
Posted by Anthony on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST

Celebrities and lotto winners

So I was talking about winning the lotto the other day with a couple of people, and we all ended up discussing articles about people who say that "winning the lotto was the worst thing to happen" to t...
Posted by Anthony on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST

Bloooooooood!

So why is it that (most) people have a natural aversion to blood, gore, and the like? I'm not trying to say I don't (it's taken years of desensitization to get to where I'm at, and some things still g...
Posted by Anthony on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:33:00 PST

The Troop Surge

Alright, I can't help it, it must be talked about. First of all, a story from work last night. We were discussing the troops surge, and one guy noted that, even before the surge has begun, CNN is alre...
Posted by Anthony on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:08:00 PST

More aggravation!

Some more things that irritate me: First of all, you dumbass trailer trash, just because someone thinks Bush is a lousy president DOESN'T mean that that individual is a Democrat. Hell, I think Bush ha...
Posted by Anthony on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:51:00 PST

Why so creepy?

Why is it that evangelical Christians and the Christian Right (I hate using that term, but it fits) creep me out so much? Okay, rhetorical question, because I know the answer. Nonetheless, it scares m...
Posted by Anthony on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:54:00 PST

Seriously, take a joke

Okay, recent events have caused me to write this blog. Any of you who know me reasonably well (and I'm assuming that any of you who actually read this blog DO know me pretty well) know that I joke aro...
Posted by Anthony on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:07:00 PST

Stop acting like you know what it's like

One thing that really pisses me off is reporters and politicians who go to Iraq/Afghanistan and like to pretend like they know what's really going on there. Now, some reporters really do get in there ...
Posted by Anthony on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:18:00 PST

"Well, who was behind 9/11 then?" "...a bunch of pissed off muslims, duh"

All this talk about the Saddam Husayn execution reminded me of a point. I know this is old news by this point, but seriously, if you honestly think the government was behind the 9/11 attacks then ...
Posted by Anthony on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:32:00 PST