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Almighty

You met me at a very strange time in my life

About Me


.. My life story in short:
I lived in Germany, near Munich, until I was 15 years old. I moved to America to crash with my dad for a while."A while" turned out to be the rest of my life. ( I mean staying in the states, not living with my pops. That would be lame) I met Renee right after I got out of High School and we have been married for over twelve years now. I've got two beautiful kids, Nicole and Jake. My family means everything to me. I work at a pawnshop/jewelry store in the ghetto, which is pretty interesting. I have also worked professionaly as a photographer the past few years, which i love. I'm very easy going, I don't stress out over things I can't control. I have a good sense of humor and like to think I'm pretty funny although some people would call me weird or dorky. I'm very sarcastic and like to dish it out but I can take it too. I like to "think outside the box" and to question commonly accepted ideals. There are too many sheep who accept whatever is fed to them. I pride myself on being a good person and treating others with respect and kindness. That's basically it.
Cick here for my photpgraphy website
Cick here for my photpgraphy myspace page
Stupid facts about me:
I like pudding
I have two cats
I love soccer
I speak fluent German
I'm a hugger
Chocolate makes me happy
I have a great marriage I'm awesome
I HATE cotton
I wear boxers
I like winter better than summer
I love movies
I don't lie
I have a hard time saying no
I like you, do you like me?
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:



So I uploaded this goofy picture to see what celebrity i look like.
Haha, this is too funny!
My closest match: FABIO!!
He is such a dreamboat!! He was considered a sex symbol, right? Then why do I feel like such a fag? Maybe it was those lame "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials. Yeah, well I can't believe what a tool he is.


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MyHeritage : Celebrity Morph - Trace family tree - Free genealogy

Music:


Bob Marley, Depeche Mode, Audioslave, Three Days Grace, Green Day, 30 Seconds to Mars (even though the leadsinger is a tool, he's the dude that got his ass whipped in Fight Club) Madonna, lots of others. I love music and listen to all kinds (except country).

Movies:


Borat, Fight Club, Kalifornia, Green Street Hooligans, the first Star Wars Trilogy, anything with boobs, Airplane, Superbad, and lots of others....I watch a ton of movies.

Television:


Simpsons, Southpark, Intervention on A&E, Survivor, National Geographic Channel and uuhhhm.....this is a little embarrasing....Wife Swap.

Books:


I can't seem to find the time for books, other than instructional stuff on photoshop and photography.

Heroes:


Anyone one is currently nailing or has ever nailed Shakira. Scrat, the rodent from Ice Age. His determination inspires me.

My Blog

Don’t buy me as your fuckin’ pet!

Alright people, enough already. Please don't buy me as your pet, I don't care how much you think I'm worth. This shit is stupid!
Posted by Almighty on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:05:00 PST

Do you believe in God?

My disbelief in the existence of God has been a frequent topic of conversation lately, so I thought I would lay out some thoughts here. People are always surprised to find out I don't believe in God. ...
Posted by Almighty on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:13:00 PST