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James Marshall -- [noun]:A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
I am a prophet for the powers that be, sent on a great search for He, the chosen one, The Tavis. To whom we bequeath the sacred flaps of Hector in exchange for the mighty power of the Crowbar.
The story begins a long time ago, a young boy I was full of life. Hardened over the years, I have become not unlike the steel you might find in The Crowbar. A self-proclaimed alcoholic, you'll often find me chilling places having a drink, unless I got something better to do. I fuck up, I do stupid shit, I hurl myself through life carelessly doing flips through time until the one fateful day when I touch to close to the impact zone and find myself in the afterlife.
I have the world at my disposal, a mind and wit sharp enough to cut through the toughest elements. I could and can be anyone, do anything. I can be your hero, I could be your worst enemy or you could never even know of my existence. Hell bent on world domination and mental slavery you'll soon see me gracing your precious television screens, along with my partner in crime taking your world by storm. Some people are certain that I am a fool, others are convinced that I am a fucking genius. You don't get to choose.
If it's got Robots, I want in.
I have an MSN Messenger address.
I have an AIM handle.
If you're a fucking douchebag
dont' ask me for them.
That is all.
Add these rock and roll bandits
You scored as Death Metalist. Death metal alright!!! you love violence, torturing people, reducing humanity and you are a sick beast that doesn't care if only your home remains after a devastating armargeddon as you only need yourself to live.
Death Metalist
85%
Power Metalist
72%
Thrash Metalist
72%
Heavy Metal/Old School
70%
Black Metalist
63%
Funeral Doom Metalist
60%
Progressive Metalist
43%
Non-Metal
35%
Which metal genre do you love the most? (Prepare for a long quiz!!!)
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