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Just Skana

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About Me

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I'm Skana.
I talk too much and i'm very LOUD.
I drink alot, i smoke alot, i work alot. I'm alot alot and if you know me you know exactly what i'm talking about.
I go to school in a school. It has walls and lots of computers. There are windows too. I like my school alot, it makes me use my brain, which,y'know, is always nice. I'm the only girl in my whole class which means my questions get answered first.Score.
I don't need drama, i don't need complications and i DEFINETLY do not need to wait for you (impatient.)
That's about it.
And i have skinny pretty white friends.
Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart
What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest Why You Love Him: You don't love him, you just love calling him "daddy" Who's Your Daddy? I'm not even gonna BEGIN to go into the psychology behind this, but for some reason i really really REALLY like that...
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

My Interests

Music, dancing, drinking, smoking, eating, breathing, swimming (not competitive or anything, just y'know, splashing), running (if i could live on a treadmill... is that weird?), MOVIES! movies movies movies, TALKING, the thing I hear the most from people is "shut-up skana" and i never do... so that would be my main interest: not shutting-up.and um.... me. mostly me. im my main interest.

Middle Name Danger. or Drunk.
Mohawk Name Skanaie:a
Meaning Proud. SO appropriate.
Favorite color PURPLE!
Best Friends with true friends there is no best.
Boyfriend zero.
How long have you been together?
How are you creative? I can find ways to make fun just about anywhere. im the freind you bring to the emergency room when u have a 3 hour wait. im also the friend who will actually do it without whining... tooo much. and i can always find an excuse to get drunk.
Future profession beer wench. i have practice. AJ knows about it.
Profession you'd like to study for Beer wench, god people stay with the program. i like gettuing people a beer. especially my man. i love that. i know its totally unfeminist and whatnot, but fuck it. I like getting my man a beer.
All time favorite bands way too many. im a music whore.
All time favorite singer/songwriter DUDE! pay attention... actually... maybe chris deburgh. hes wicked.
All time favorite song hmmm either Spanish Train or You Are My sunshine. i dont have to explain myself to you.
Current favorite bands rightt his second? lamb of god, all my old-school rap (eazy-e, biggie etc.)
Pet Peeve anything that wastes my time ie. people that walk too slow, people that dont know what they want etc.
Goal in life live forveer or die trying. no, live past 25 with my liver intact.ross yer fingers people.
Measurements i dunno, whatever fits. im tall, i have no ass, my legs and arms are too long and i have tiny boobs. cheers to having no boobs Tara, ours wont be on the floor by the time were 28. plus i dont really need to wear a bra.
Natural hair color dark dark dark brown
Tattoos enska. une plume on my arm.
Best body feature my legs i guess. or my height in general. gives me presence.
Best facial feature lips or eyes. not sure. im gonna go with lips because supposedly i ahve angelina jolie lips and that is the most requested feature when people get plastic surgery so *sticks tongue out*
Personal symbols mah feather is very "skana" and, like, anythign liquor-related i suppose. oh and sparkly things. yes.
Favorite car muscle cars muscle cars muscle cars. they all sexay. no rice bruners though, god i hate those. they look like dinkie fag cars. i dont give a shit how fast they go, i wanna HEAR my car. (the proverbial one seeing as im scared to drive)
Favorite candy bubble gum and lollipops. i have an oral fixation.
Favorite drink diet dr. pepper.
Favorite alcohol beverage vodka.b
Favorite ice cream mmmm ice cream. i go through moods. soemtimes i9m like "quadruple fudge ice cream" and other im like "vanilla" and others im like "i want a popsicle" or "can i get a shot of bourbon in that?"

Worst job ever anything with too much responsibility.
Best job ever mine.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut so we can sit in a cafe, drink bourbon straight from little tumblers, smoke WAY too many cigarettes and talk about how amused we are by the human race. also, Jeremiah. he said im a lump in his bed.


Get Your Sexy Name

Music:

A whole fucking lot... my musical tastes are power diverse and i like it that way.

Movies:

all of 'emevery single goddam movie. i love 'em. i took an on-line quiz that told me I was a movie whore times 2.3and the internet NEVER lies...

Television:

Adult Swim gets me through the night... except for when Onimusha, or whatever is on.... then i watch porn.

Books:

anything by kurt vonnegut, micheal chrichton, Francesca Lia Block... i have a soft spot for books that were made into movies... classic literature-type junk too.

Heroes:

hmmm...that's sad. I know no one. *sigh*
My mom. 'cause she didn't eat her vegetables when she was young. that's why she's short.

Skanaie:a --
[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Word.

My Blog

Conversations with children

Otsioho:ri: Skana i just learned about graveyards. can you tell me about them? Skana:(panicking because she think she might have to explain death to the first time to a child) um well, it's where they...
Posted by Just Skana on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:20:00 PST

cracker faggot

White teen girl, about statue of Alexander Hamilton: Look at him! I mean, he's such a dreamboat... That's why he's my favorite federalist.Mom: And what did your class call him?White teen girl: Hammy! ...
Posted by Just Skana on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:52:00 PST

Men I Want To Marry: An Essay

To begin with, i ahve to make a distinction between several things. If I say i want to marry a character from a tv show or something, it is NOT the actor i want to marry, but rather the character he p...
Posted by Just Skana on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST

pink cloud. honeymoon. dancing with your mother.

ok, so i'm retardedly happy, some shit went down, i got some phone calls today and i am facking SPEECHLESS.I'm a lucky, lucky girl and i have some of the best people possible on my side.I rock.also, u...
Posted by Just Skana on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

i got it

i think everyone quit myspace and joined facebook.facebook is the new black.
Posted by Just Skana on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

lost

so i was on-line just now and i was all mad 'cause no one was on-line.then i realized it was not even 7 am.dam.
Posted by Just Skana on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:47:00 PST

mostly content: now.

I think i'm mostly content. Not ecsatic per se, just mostly content. For a bit I was mildly out of sorts and feeling  like a wet dishrag, but now, now it's much better. I think it's 'cause i fina...
Posted by Just Skana on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:42:00 PST

Celebrity Skana Look-Alikes

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Just Skana on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:54:00 PST

MY HERO HATH FALLEN.

I put this under religion and philosophy bcause i thoguht it to be appropriate.Unfortunately, one of my greatest inspirations/heroes/sources of good quotes that don't make much sense when they're not ...
Posted by Just Skana on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:57:00 PST

also

im very disappointed that elton john does not have a myspace. at lreast not one with music.   all i wanted was fuckin' piano man and i can't even have that.
Posted by Just Skana on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:50:00 PST