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Lady Jester

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YES!!! THESE ARE MY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. From "Firefly" one of my favorite series on SciFi and one of my favorite movies "Serenity" My favorite character from the series/movie...River Tam...Cute but psycho,lol....really though, her character is complex and troubled,innocent and dangerous....I love the music to this one, it fits her so well...
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it and allow it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn my inner eye to see it's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.I am light and darkness....the music that floats on the breeze and the dancer who rides it....Angel and Demon....Lover and Friend...all that you care to see in me and more than meets the eye..... WEEHOOO!! Peotry on the fly!! Don't try to pin me down...it just won't work....study in contrasts, yep yep......I can't be explained....lol........so I won't even try..............WEEEHOO!!A little seriousness......I live in an itty bitty town in the middle of no where...lol....I'm working on getting my Bachelors Degree in Applied Paralegal Sciences (ooOOOOooooo).....I'm getting ready to start teaching bellydance classes at Nashville Masage & Bodywork in July~ check us out! I am the queen of chaos and I have two minions - in - training to take over the world....lol.... An awesome husband who doesn't just tolerates but enjoys our insanity, and one Schnoodle dog who is either absolutley brilliant or dumber than a box of rocks..... we haven't decided yet....my kids are awesome, and the center of my universe....I have my best friend in Panama City who is the other half of my brain ( HI Hunny!!) and my partner in crime.....Kevin who is my girlie's light o' love and is braving the KrisAng monster..and doing a fine job..lol..Yay you!.....there's Amanda, who rocks the Rodeo with me and generally keeps me insane...lol....David and Angie, my first neighbors and friends here in town who brought me out of my shell and still speak to me even when my stay on the mother ship is especially long....lol...I just love silly little .. quizzes.......

My Interests

I love dancing..... I can't keep still when music plays!! My favorite addiction is belly dancing.....there's nothing about it i don't love.....I started belly dancing when I was about 5. My mother and grandmother took a class and I stood by the wall the first couple of times and imitated what I saw..... the instructor saw me dance and was impressed I was doing the choreography, so I got to be the troop "mascott"....lol.....I love the music, the costumes, the style from fusion with it's bright flashy costumes and power moves to tribal with the rich tradition in the costuming and the very controlled, very precise isolations.......I love the way it feels to just ride on a wave of music, and to let go and let the music tell me what to do.......oh, yes.....a drum solo and coin scarf ( butt jinglies....it's a technical term) across my hips is my happy place...........border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mistress....Goddess......Your Worship.....those'll do in a pinch
Birthday: Yes, I have one...thank you for asking
Birthplace: Jax, Fl
Current Location: Bumble Fuck Georgia
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I use both...lol
Your Heritage: German/Cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: sling back, Stacked 4 inch heels
Your Weakness: HA! I have them but I ain't tellin'
Your Fears: Why tell? You'd only use them against me....phhht
Your Perfect Pizza: There's imperfect pizza??
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get out of school with what brain cells I have still functioning.....Legalese! RUN!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: Brrrrraaaaiiiiinnnnnzzzzzz!
Your Best Physical Feature: ?? Smile, I guess.....
Your Bedtime: Sleep? What is this sleep I keep hearing about...
Your Most Missed Memory: Snow sparkling in the moonlight outside my bedroom window
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Black
MacDonalds or Burger King: TACOS!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey....hot
Chocolate or Vanilla: Caramel
Cappuccino or Coffee: YES!! gimme gimme gimmeeeee!!
Do you Smoke: trying to quit
Do you Swear: um,,,,,,yeah
Do you Sing: Loudly and with much enthusiasm!!
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: there now
Do you want to get Married: Again? Married now!
Do you belive in yourself: Ofcourse....if I don't who wiil?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: sure...why not
Are you a Health Freak: Freak....no, healthy mostly
Do you get along with your Parents: Depends on how the planets align that day....lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep yep
Do you play an Instrument: French Horn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Kamakazi!!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ????
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes.....brave me!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no.....** sigh** mores the pity
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: um...yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, but only in fun....
Ever been Beaten up: never again
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I don't......WTF?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ME!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Scottland, England, Egypt, Greece, India
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: No Preference
Short or Long Hair: No Preference
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Whatever they're comfortable with
Best Clothing Style: Like a guy who dresses nice
Number of Drugs I have taken: phhhht
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: four
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I learned from it all....how can you regret?

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I'd like to meet:

Feel free to comment on the blog postings.....I can always use feedback on my ramblings..... This is one of the most powerful videos I have ever seen....Even though it's written from the point of the other woman, when a man is in a longterm affair both the wife and the mistress become the other woman....it's as eloquent of emotion to the wife waiting at home as it is for the one waiting for him to be through there....

You are The High Priestess

Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education.

The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Music:

Anything I can move to!! Most of what they play in the clubs, rock, some country( yee haaa) and of course the middle eastern music...heavy on the drums!
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?
Your Love Element Is Earth
In love, you have consistency and integrity.
For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered.

You attract others with your zest for life and experiences.
Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time.

Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk.

You connect best with: Fire

Avoid: Wood

You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation What Element Is Your Love?
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.

You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it.

You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true.

Your near future is in a very different place (both physically and mentally) from where you are right now.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Movies:


You Are 100% Psychic
You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?
Your Aura is Purple
Your Personality: You're a dreamer and visionary. You believe you were put on this earth to do something great.

You in Love: You're very passionate but often too busy for love. You need a man who sees your vision and adopts it as his own.

Your Career: You need a job that helps you make a difference. You have a bright future as a guru, politician, teacher, or musician. What Color Is Your Aura?

Television:

Law and Order, CSI - Las Vegas of course..lol...Myth Busters is great.....people even crazier than me!img src="http://image.blinkyou.com/glitter_images/biteitsideways .gif" border="0" alt="Check Out Blinkyou.com for thousands of custom

Books:

Anything Laurrell K. Hamilton vampires, werewolves, fairies, psycos and LOTS of really good smut!! I'm diggin' on a couple of new series, Crimson City and Darkhunters - I must have Ascheron LOL! - and of course there's the Wheel of Time....
How You Life Your Life
You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down. How Do You Live Your Life? Ang --
[adjective]:

Tasting like strawberries

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Heroes:

My mother for going through hell and high water to see us raken care of....I wouldn't have known how to do it if you hadn't shown me how......My Kriskris, the other half of my brain, the yin to my yang, and the one who accepts me as I am with no question.....my soul's sister.....My son, who first taught me a mother's love....he's so smart and brave! And who with a few words snapped the world back in focus when it was going to peices......My daughter, my innocence, my sunshine and butterflies....my shadow...lol...

My Blog

Never Say Never

I said that I would never get married again.... I said that I would never allow myself to be consumed by love, to be absorbed in a relationship, to allow myself to be put in a place where a few words ...
Posted by Lady Jester on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:35:00 PST

Baby Mine

Tomorrow is January 5th..... Maybe just another day to you, but to me it's the anniversary of the day we won and my little strawberry girl took her first breath...... my sunshine, my butterflies, my v...
Posted by Lady Jester on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 08:37:00 PST

I’m Not Easy......( thoughts to you on a Wednesday night)

I am moody, fractious, stubborn and loaded down with more emotional baggage than the bell boys at the Miss America Pageant. No, I'm not easy.....I doubt promises, happiness and the idea that things ca...
Posted by Lady Jester on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:26:00 PST

The trials and tribulations of being the evil mother.....

Aaahhhhhh, drama..... thy name is eight - year - old! There are some important lessons being learned in the girly ones world right now.....that if one does not appreciate and take care of ones things ...
Posted by Lady Jester on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:13:00 PST

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman.......

I've gained a bit of weight in the last year, and none of my clothes have fit me in a while and I have felt fat, chunky and generally like a sausage stuffed in a skin that was too tight....needless to...
Posted by Lady Jester on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:12:00 PST

Would you walk 10 miles with me, my love?

I've started to write this blog a few times.....but what to say? I've been accused of being a less than romantic soul.....it's true,lol.......So while I feel that this man is worthy of epic poetry and...
Posted by Lady Jester on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

The Minions Have Arrived......

Ahhhhhh......My Minions are home at last.....They went for their customary spring break visit to their dad's this week....I know, your'e thinking "a whole week of peace and quiet! Weeeeeee!" But the t...
Posted by Lady Jester on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST

It was a perfect day.....

It was a perfect day today......not so much because everything went smoothly, because like any other day it had it's moments.......it was perfect because we went to the water park today, and ate sandw...
Posted by Lady Jester on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST

PIcture this.....

My mother gave me a piture for my birthday last week.....it was a blow up of one that had been taken years ago when I was just a baby.  We had been to the beach that day and my mom had taken us i...
Posted by Lady Jester on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

Doesn't it just bug the shit of you.......

Well, it's 3 a.m. and I'm awake so I must rant.......there's a rule in the hanbook about it somewhere I think.......aaannnny way, my ladies will understand this one........So you get a message from a ...
Posted by Lady Jester on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:16:00 PST