I am interested in anything I have never done before especially if I can hold a drink while doing it.
My whimsical side...
enjoy.
Your Kissing Purity Score: 0% Pure
(i.e. Make Out Whore)
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.
You're in a permanent lip lock.
Sometimes I Get Drunk and Make Out with Boys...
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
This is so Cosmo...
Your IQ Is 140
I'm smart, bitches!
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Genius
In case you doubted that I'm a friggin' genius.
I am 13% Idiot.
I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the Idiot Test
Your EQ is 120
I care, bitches!
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.
What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
I'm a post-modern, neo-Piagetian post-formal, dialectical thinker, bitches!
..center Your Brain's Pattern
You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking.
You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view.
For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different.
Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings.
What Pattern Is Your Brain?
I'd like to meet:
Some Music I like
Flogging Molly
Guster
Patric Wolf
Jimmy Buffett
Barenaked Ladies
Against Me!
MYNX
RadioLBI
The Decemberists
The Wet Spots
Ashley MacIsaac
Rufus Wainwright
Music:
Cause baby, I'm an anarchist,
You're a spineless liberal.
We marched together for the eight-hour day
And held hands in the streets of Seattle,
But when it came time to throw bricks
Through that Starbucks window,
You left me all alone.
--Baby, I'm an Anarchist
Against Me!,Great Big Sea, Jimmy Buffet, Warren Zevon, BNL, Jonny Lang, Susan Tedeschi, Nickel Creek, Guster...
I refuse to give in to the marketing pressure of the music industy. It seems everyone has a list of dozens of bands... meh... whatever. Most of it is like TV, empty calories. I don't have time for that. I like almost every genre but modern country (line dancing is just plain spooky *shivers*) Remember: musicians are descended from court jesters, not kings.
Movies:
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...
Who can endure a doctrine which would allow only dentists to say whether our teeth were aching, only cobblers to say whether our shoes hurt us, and only governments to tell us whether we were being well governed?
-C.S. Lewis
Television:
TV rots your brain, but then I drink quite a bit too so clearly I'm not so concerned about my health.
Listen to NPR! Its good for you.
Which Trek leader are you?
Captain Jean Luc Picard
You are highly diplomatic and well-respected. You are rational but can get down and dirty if you need to. You are a true hero!
Click Here to Take This Quiz
Be warned: First, this quiz told me I was America, then Spain, then Picard.
Books:
Invisible Man, Native Son, Harry Potter, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Wonder Boys, Ripley novels, Anne Tyler's stuff, Calvin & Hobbes, Let the Dog Drive, Bradbury, Azimov, Heinlein, Finney, Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy & Dirk Gentley novels, Hamlet, Hiassen Novels
Heroes:
You are Gay! Alexander The Great 75% Leonardo da Vinci 75% Oscar Wilde 60% Cole Porter 55% Gertrude Stein 50% Tennessee Williams 47% Bayard Rustin 45% Margaret Mead 45% David, 2nd King of Israel 40% Willa Cather 40% Ma Rainey (Gertrude Pridgett) 25%
You are mild-mannered, good, strong
and you love to help others.
You saved civilization by creating, preserving
and spreading culture around the globe.
Thanks for taking us out of the caves, dark
ages and the 80's!
The Great Queers of History
Compiled by Rictor Norton
I hate almost all rich people, but I think I'd be darling at it.
-D. Parker
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
-T. Waites
Not a whit, we defy augury: there's a special
providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now,
'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be
now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the
readiness is all: since no man has aught of what he
leaves, what is't to leave betimes?
-Hamlet
Great minds discuss ideas.
Average minds discuss events.
Small minds discuss people.
-E. Roosevelt
