My intrests are to meet cute christian women, dancing, roller blading, racing, farming, and most important of all going to church.
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Just basically anybody in the military or anybody who feels like being nice to me. Here is a joke for all you mexicans out there.
So, one day the Border Patrol stops a beaner carrying two bags on a bicycle. "What's in the bags?" asks one of the officers."Sand," replies the beaner.Not convinced, the officer holds the beaner overnight, and searches his cargo to find out what he's really smuggling. However, he discovered that the Mexican really was carrying two bags of sand. Reluctantly, the border patrol officer let's the beaner go over the border on his bicycle carrying his two bags sand.A week later, border patrol spots him again, again carrying two bags of sand on a bicycle. They search him, only to find sand, sand, and more sand. Once again, they let him go. He continues to pass by, week after week, riding a bicycle and carrying the same cargo.Finally, the officer stops the man again. Desperate, he tells the beaner, "I need to know what you're up to. I can't sleep at night. I'm driving my wife crazy. I know you're smuggling something over the border, but I can't figure out what it is. Please, I'll let you go if you just tell me what it is you're smuggling."To which the beaner replies, "Bicycles."
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Basically anything especially pitbull and daddy yankee. Oh and also alot of country!!
I like most movies as long as they dont have a bad meaning to them.
This is the only rating I watch!!
The Bible.
Anybody that i want it to be.