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Dave Almighty

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About Me


I Am SargaNite

Sure as I know anything I know this... I aim to misbehave!

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A little about my Goofy self:

Do you ever notice that when you shoot the shit you can talk about all your personal qualities and what not. Then you get put on the spot with one of these fucking boxes that says About ME and you get a brain fart! Why is that?

I am a little bit of everything all rolled into something for everyone but only the very few will ever really appreciate or understand. I’m going to keep personal characteristics and traits out of this section because I don't want to end up like a book... The cover reads great but when you dive into the content - Yikes!.

I’ve said it once and I’ll always say it. I like things simple. People have a tendency of mucking their lives up with complexities and obstacles because for some reason they believe they need to bugger their lives up to figure themselves out. NOT TRUE!


First step – Get to know what makes you happy. Personally I like working out in the wee early hours of the AM – 5:30 – 6:00 (I know I’m sick). I either train at the gym or bike up Mt. Royal, I love to swim… I mean I really love to swim! I love to cook for myself and for other people and what do you know! You can actually eat it! Isn’t that weird? I love tea. Stash brand is by far one of the best teas I have had for all kinds of blends! I love being healthy and active – trying out new things and facing my fears. But most of all – I love talking and meeting new people with similar and different views on life, the Universe and everything!

Second step – Fill your life with good times and good friends. I’m not wicked popular or the extreme socialist at all! I have a merry band of close friends – Some local, some across Canada and the US – that I would drop everything for – and have! No matter what changes in your life, you are the person you are today because of the people you surround yourself with. Never forget them. Family – although retarded, are fundamental and your foundation to the person you will become. But most important… They will always be your safety net when you fall. Right Paul?

Third Step – Be true to you and the things you value. Don’t change the person you are to fit a construct you aren’t happy with. Fuck Society and their “Go along to get along” rule. Don’t be the next of them but the first of you! There are more of us out there than you think! LEAD – don’t follow. Give it everything you got – be fierce in anything and everything you do. That’s pretty much it. If you’d like to know more about me – drop me a line I’d love to hear from you!


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FIGHTERS FIGHT
Fighters… fight That’s all we know how to do. Fighters have FIRE We’ll fight over stupid things We’ll fight for important things We love fighting so much we’ll even fight for the little guy. We fight for our friends We fight for the ones we love We fight for our integrity We fight for our identity We fight against things like bad times and harsh storms We fight for hope so that others may have it We fight for the right to feel We fight because it’s in our blood. It’s what keeps us going when there’s nothing left. Fighters give it everything they have Fighters don’t quit – We can’t because we don’t understand the meaning Fighters are the first ones in and the last ones out Fighters never regret Fighters never back down Fighters never let go Fighters… fight. That’s all we know how to do. -Sarganite-

FIRE
It’s always leads to this The clash of strong wills The mighty righteous with shield in the left hand and sword at the ready in the red right Metaphorically speaking of course The rage channeled into ever blow Every word – every touch – every glance Shallow cuts… To await the final thrust of your double edged sword Do me a favor love… give it a twist for good measure. Now rip it out. Watch me now As I raise to my feet No sword – no shield Just the knowledge I offer you… That you are now beaten. Do you feel it? Look at me Look at my eyes – and tell me I’m lying. -Sarganite-

About me – I don’t think there’s enough space in this wee little box do go into the complexities that make up my dynamic yet unique character so I won’t get too technical with you lot. In truth you might very well thank me for that.WHO am I: My name is David. I go by Dave, Big Dave, Sarganite, and yes even Super Dave – No relation to that dumb ass thank you. I’m in Information Technology in the sector of Security as a sales rep for a high end company – Which is a real fancy way of say “I am a Professional Phone Monkey.” My job consists of being on the phone and on MSN A LOT! I love my job – most days… HATE THE FUCKING PHONE!I’m not your typical computer geek. I like a healthy life style. I cook for myself as often as I can. I go to the gym 4 times a week and do a little lite training at home on my days off. I love to swim and bike and will do it at any given opportunity. In short, I’m an active guy. I love the outdoors!!Couple of things you should know about me:1: I love BC!! Best place in the world for nature lovers! 2: I love my car – May not be much but I love her! 3: Love road trips!!! 4: I love my dysfunctional family and retarded friendsWhy I am here – I don’t have a clue. My cousin told me about Myspace and INSISTED that I set one up for one reason or another. Seeing as I had nothing one day I thought – Fuck it – So here I am.What Am I doing here: I’d love to meet people from Montreal. I’d like to chat it up – maybe meet people for coffee or a game of pool – Meet some new faces and perhaps get some new friendships going. I am not adverse to dating people from Myspace – if it happens it happens – I’m not going to shut doors just cause the internet has such a negative reputation for freaks and creeps. I’m 6 foot 3 and while I’m a happy go lucky kind of guy, I can through down with the best of them ;) But really I’m here to meet people – makes some new friends – and chat.

Objective 3: I'll tell you later LOL

So What am I interested in? Mainly a different point of view! People tend to get so wrapped up in their bull shit that they take one look at an individual and think that they aren't even close to their level. Makes no never mind to me what people think - But it would be doing me a kindness if you kept to your business.


Best laid plans are the ones that happen when you aren't looking! So what am I looking for? An uncarved path. What am I interested in: Interesting people - Good friends and a round table with food and drink - Philiosophy - Life stories and travel tales. People I can learn from and who can learn from me.

That being said - Personal interests include swimming - biking - training - travel - reading... You know what? You got a voice... Ask and I'll tell ;)


I'd like to meet:



READ THIS SECTION VERY CAREFULLY: Anyone interesting! If you're off the wall nuts, great! Stupid insane - Even better! Into your own thing and wanna share! Perfect! Left field thinker... Oh yeah! Goofy and fun - Where are we going? lol. I'm looking for real - fun - not afraid to get a little retarded - bourn to be wild - people to know! Does this mean you? Step to the plate and let's see what you got!


That being said I would like to meet and spend the day with Kate Beckinsale . I would like the chance to meet a couple of my buddies from my space but the person I really want to meet is the creator of a cartoon called Samurai Jack ... Or maybe the guy who cme up with the Rubix Cube - The ultimate mind fuck.

Music:


If the beat's alright, I will jam all night! I like a little of everything save for that main stream "Micky Mouse" member bull shit that passes for music these days. But what do you expect. MTV has lost much creative control thanks to Americal Idol. Mostly I listen to Rock - a little rap if it's any good - Jazz - Blue Grass every now and again. I like stuff that gets you juiced and charged - Ya know - Stuff that people don't want to listen to at 9:00 AM hahaha. Soft rock has it's place and I like home town artists.



AMANDA


Amanda is an amazing singer / song writer. While it is a shame that she has not graced to world AND SONY RECORDS --That's a hint you FUCKERS! with multi hits - the fans that she has gathered - Including yours truely - LOVE her stuff! Her music and words hit the right spot for happy thoughts - broken hearts - "Fuck you" moments and contemplative day dreaming. She might kill me for posting her pic on my front page so don't be suprised if it comes down lol. AMAZING ARTIST!!!

Movies:


If shit pops out at you - If stuff goes boom - if there is a lot of nudity - If the good guy dies - If it is senseless - mindless - eye candy that a drunken Jackass can follow - I'm in!
Honestly, I do like a lot of different things. Romance is ok - Drama I'll kindly skip as I get enough of it at work lol - I like brain busters - the who did it stuff.


Television:

Samurai Jack - Angel the Vampire - 6 Feet Under - Fire Fly - CSI - NCIS --- Gibbs rocks! - Sports... OCC --- Motorcycle builders - Not the OC


Books:

I like Piers Anthony - The series "The Incarnations of Immortality" was great!


Heroes:

My heros are pretty common folk. My father who taught me the meaning of the word chivalry - My brother Adam for his great advice on relationships and "How best to move forward when it's over, cause buddy, it's over". Leo Bertly over at Vanier College for his great History classes and passing a lazy ass like me. Jessie for making something more out of me - Peter for focusing that new strength - Paul C for standing up for me against the whole family and pretty much anyone who has the balls to stand up to insane odds understanding they could lose but go in knowing they will win!

Cartoon Heros: Superman - Batman - Spiderman

My Blog

A most embarrassing situation converted into a save  Hold the police incarceration

Ever watch Hitch? You know the flix staring Will Smith who fixes up goofy guys with these amazing (out of your reach) women. He talks about the three major steps to get to that all important third dat...
Posted by Dave Almighty on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:48:00 PST

She got wet within 5 minutes of our 1st date: A true story

It had been a little less than a week when I had first started talking to this girl. I met her on line  felt that we had a few things in common and so I decided to see if she's like to chat. To no su...
Posted by Dave Almighty on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:12:00 PST

The Evil Office Temptress

I was at the gym today doing a weigh in with Peter and I discovered that I was 222 pounds! Loving brother calling me "poppin' fresh" - "State Puff" - "Butter Ball" and other such endearing terms was n...
Posted by Dave Almighty on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

Drunkin Jackasses - The home edition

My brother and I were home last night having one of our usual brawls about who shows less respect for whom when in the middle of a well timed rant my brother suggest a time out with beer. Oh shit - he...
Posted by Dave Almighty on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

The Best Date I Ever Had

I so blame BB and her new found crush for this lol. I was in Vanier College at the time when I ran into this beauty - Roselyn Oroc. She was one of those "Short for her height" girls with dark eyes and...
Posted by Dave Almighty on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

Flirting at the gym: Why being yourself beats playing Macho ever time!

As some of you know, I've been bustin my ass lately working late and working all kinds of strange hours - I know, I'm mental. But to those who have looked me in the eye and have said "I work like 50 h...
Posted by Dave Almighty on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:03:00 PST

Grinds my gears!

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS You know what really grinds my gears? How getting your car washed affects the fucking weather! I have a black car so keeping it clean is a joke right? So Sunday w...
Posted by Dave Almighty on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

I am about to have a bloody melt down

Bloody hell! This week has not been fun in the least! I have had to deal with lawyers, pissed off friends - retarded people and now emotional co-workers who are looking to pick a fight....
Posted by Dave Almighty on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST

The lesson I have learned

The things I have learned over the past few days is that nothing is as it would seem. The world is so Jaded and the people who live in it don't seem to be any better. Being a friend to the opposite se...
Posted by Dave Almighty on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

To a grand horse

His name was Jameson.Jameson got his name for two reasons - One night, so the story goes, the young horse got himself into an unsupervised bottle of the Irish Whisky and drank like half of it - plus ...
Posted by Dave Almighty on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:45:00 PST