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Snarf Snarf

But what makes my heart run, why the thunder in my thighs?

About Me

From the moment of my birth to the instant of my death, there are patterns I must follow just as I must breathe each breath. Like a rat in a maze, the path before me lies and the pattern never alters until the rat dies. And the pattern still remains on the wall where darkness fell. And its fitting that it should, for in darkness I must dwell. Like the color of my skin, or the day that I grow old, my life is made of patterns that can scarcely be controlled. table table table td.text table table div {

My Interests

Slobadon Miloshavitz, Jeepin' behind my girlfriend's back and other assorted scallywag behavior

I'd like to meet:

Christina Aguilera, Chuck Yeager, Blixa Bargeld, CHOPPER (not the black one), this guy i always see in commercials, Kim Novak (in 1956), James Bond, Ashlee Simpson, Lisa Simpson

Music:

Alice In Chains, The Arcade Fire, Bad Brains, Banyan, David Bowie, The Birthday Party, Brainiac, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beck, Bjork, Jeff Buckley, Built To Spill, (the box), Captain Beefheart, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Cocteau Twins, Cream, The Cranberries, The Decemberists, De La Soul, Dinosaur Jr., The Dirty Three, The Doors, dos, Nick Drake, The Drifters, Dungen, Bob Dylan, Einsturzende Neubauten, Eminem, Enon, Faith No More, fIREHOSE, The Flaming Lips, Genesis, Green Jelly, Guns N' Roses, The Halo Benders, Helmet, Jimi Hendrix, Buddy Holly, Husker Du, Ice Cube, Ice T, Michael Jackson, Joy Division, K.R.S. One, Live, Madonna, Mad Season, Matisyahu, Bobby McFerrin, The Meat Puppets, Charles Mingus, The Minutemen, Mother Love Bone, Mr. Bungle, Mudhoney, The National, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Nova Mob, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Roy Orbison, Pearl Jam, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Pixies, The Pogues, The Police, Porno for Pyros, Primus, Radiohead, RHCP, R.E.M., The Replacements, sebadoh, Silverchair, Simon and Garfunkel, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Snoop Dogg, Soundgarden, S.T.P., The Streets, Sublime, Sufjan Stevens, Sugar, Television, Tomahawk, Tribe Called Quest, Tom Waits, Mike Watt, Weird Al, Weezer, Stevie Wonder, The Wrens, Yo La Tengo, Neil Young

Movies:



Batman, The Shawshank Redemption, Stand By Me, L.A. Confidential, American Beauty, Ghostbusters, Chopper, WATERWORLD, Platoon, Uncle Buck, Indiana Jones, James Bond, X-Men, Spider-man, CondorMan, Clueless, Clue, The Princess Bride, French Kiss, Friday, Spaceballs, Airplane, The Wedding Singer, Forest Gump, Willow, Fight Club, too much to name

Television:

Tv is the devil but Boiling Points and Next are hillarious. Anything on the History channel, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, Chris Rock show, VH1 Classic 4 life!

Books:

Stephen King! Dr. Seuss, Herman Melville, Napolean Hill, Shel Silverstein is a true pimp

Heroes:

My mother and father, Erik Lensher

My Blog

Life on other planets is difficult

Astronomy has disovered the schnapps in space Someone, he or she has hidden it behind intergalactic clouds probably marked for safety by a creative hand so the space cleaning lady will not take del...
Posted by Snarf Snarf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mind wrestling

sometimes with people i fake i've seen movies to round off the edges. subset of history i lose my identity start bumming at parties. prop up two tents with one piece of rope fog-curtain inside me. pur...
Posted by Snarf Snarf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST