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armed ROBber

I am here for Friends

About Me


Try to destroy me
You will only relive defeat
Your actions almost killed me
But now I'm the only one laughing
I see it now in your eyes
I hope you mend soon enough
Good bye
So, ya...I thought I'd finally update this profile since, no, contrary to all popular belief, I do not still live in Calgary. So all of you people who I may have drank with, or maybe accidentally bumped into you on the street, and maybe one of us almost fell down...no...I am not just a figment of your imagination.
Currently I am busy working from time to time, and by that, "time to time," I really mean to say everyday. It's fun; I feel important. I wake up and say to myself "I have a job...and that job, pays me...money, of all things."
I'm also playing in a band called A Clarence Street Affair, in which I do all of the "pretty" vocals, and well...pretty much ruin every other thing about the band. Ya, thats actually why they asked me to play with them; they literally asked me to join because they wanted me to ruin all of their talent and chances because "they thought it would be funny to be poor musicians for the rest of eternity." True story.
Apparently I'm also going back to school in january, to "enhance my mental," which really isn't needed, since I'm so f'n retarded as it is. But meh, nothing like a few thousand dollars can't improve.
So I guess if you'd like to talk, message me. Or if you'd like to stalk me, you had better bring a ladder, because I live on the second floor...and my window faces a backyard, and that backyard is not only inhabited by 2 dogs, but BIRDS...ya, you heard me...and my blinds are mostly closed...and when its dark, its REALLY hard to see people who are looking at me from a nearby tree...so for the love of god, please call first.
xoxoxo
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My Interests

+guitar
+my sexy gf, meggie

+singing
+wearing girls jeans
+my beard
+having some-what intellectual, drunken conversations about prepackaged ham

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris, and maybe his band of merry, ethnically diverse special forces team-mates from the 80's animated cartoon; especially that sumo guy. I ♥ you, as long as you know Chuck Norris.

Ya, she's my sexy Chuck Norris, and not Chuck Norris'

Music:

UnderOATH
Alexisonfire
Atreyu
From First to Last
Taking Back Sunday
iMogen Heap
Bullet for My Valentine
Boysnightout
Thrice
As I Lay Dying
Unearth
A Static Lullaby
Acceptance
Anberlin
Anadivine
Avenged Sevenfold
Bayside
Blue.skies.at.war.
Coheed and Cambria
Dallas Green
Dead Poetic
Eighteen Visions
Darkest Hour
Evergreen Terrace
Further Seems Forever
Funeral for a Friend
Glasseater
Hawthorne Heights
Halifax
HIM
Hopesfall
Jude the Obscure
Misery Signals
Mae
Matchbook Romance
Moneen
My Chemical Romance
On the Might of Princes
Park
Pedro the Lion
Plans for Revenge
Poison the Well
Recover
Rosesdead
Saosin
Saves the Day
Senses Fail
Shai Hulud
Silverstein
Somehow Hollow
Spitalfield
Story of the Year
The Beautiful Mistake
The Bled
The Early November
The Fullblast
The Juliana Theory
The MovieLife {RIP}
The Used
Thursday
Haste the Day
plus more...

Movies:

the internet video of me streaking down Richmond St. in London, ON, or the underOATH dvd.

Television:

family guy, simpsons, survivor-man

Books:

ok ok ok...i can't even read...GOD...get off my back

Heroes:

a lot of people: my meggie, my dad, you; for even looking at this, alexisonfire, dallas green, music is my hero in general

My Blog

Is this what we all need?

Speak no more, it's all forgotten.How many times shall we hear the same old tunes?You can sleep if you want, but it won't do you any good. Just for now, can we say that we've lived?What are we going t...
Posted by armed ROBber on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:46:00 PST

long overdue update

hey all...sorry i haven't been around much; so busy at work these days.  Just got back from driving to Kelowna for the weekend.  Took my employees out there for a Christmas Party. Still work...
Posted by armed ROBber on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:24:00 PST

Another Update

hey all, just thought i'd update you all once again, since i have some time.  things are going extremely well for me here in calgary; busy running my company and also writing new material for a n...
Posted by armed ROBber on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:10:00 PST

Update from Calgary

hey everyone.  Just thought i'd take the time to update everyone on what's going on in my life.I'm sorry for not really being around much, especially for all those who had messaged me, left me a ...
Posted by armed ROBber on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:09:00 PST

On a Plane out West I go...

Just thought i'd let everyone knowI've gone out West to Calgary.For now, I'm going to play it off as a month away,But it will probably turn out to be permanent. If I don't ever end up coming back,I ju...
Posted by armed ROBber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poem for a saturday synapse

Violence and Telephone Wire If you thought your call would ruin my night,You're wrong; it was just a meaningless conversation.Wipe those tears, I don't feel sorry for your plight.Give it up; I'm done ...
Posted by armed ROBber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new poem

the sweet sound of your murder,becomes my sweet surrender.as you try to put me under,i realize that we're done for. the city now lies in ruin,an epitaph of our undoing.the explosion hit so hard,it lef...
Posted by armed ROBber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poetry time; post-lyrics

if you can't complete me, completely defeat meis this really what you always wanted?is that you say that you've just lost control? love shouldn't be like thissay, a penny for your thoughtsyou need onl...
Posted by armed ROBber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One last set of randoms...

The Last Dance Diary I see my lifeFlash before my eyesBright lights; catastrophic sounds.I can't take the picture.The song ends and leaves only your silence. A million miles from home,Your carriage se...
Posted by armed ROBber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random song lyrics i wrote today...

Tree Climbing in a Thunderstorm In it's place, this journal,With the words "don't say I didn't warn you."I find myself drawn back to your imagery.As leaves fall to the ground,I listen to thunder's sou...
Posted by armed ROBber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST