Paul "i make babies cry" Bittner

About Me

i'm very opinionated, and kind of a dickhead about it.......you probably won't like me.

My Interests

music, drinking, friends and any combination of the 3

I'd like to meet:

my other grandparents, claires extended family, maury povich.

Music:

swedish metal and cock rock www.myspace.com/murderalltraitors1

Movies:

rushmore, bottlerocket, royal tanenbaums, pulp fiction, bondock saints, reservoir dogs, fightclub, groundhogs day, 300, gladiator, braveheart.

Television:

family guy, aquateen hungerforce

Books:

The Dirt-Motley Crue autobiography

My Blog

short people

short peopleShort people got no reasonShort people got no reasonShort people got no reasonTo liveThey got little handsLittle eyesThey walk aroundTellin' great big liesThey got little nosesAnd tiny lit...
Posted by Paul "i make babies cry" Bittner on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

uncle paul

my sister and her husband george are pregnant again. fuck yeah im going to be somebodies uncle, mojabs.
Posted by Paul "i make babies cry" Bittner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck snow

yep, i hate snow. it wouldnt be so bad if it werent cold and wet, but it is. its a good thing i only have to deal with snow for one more month otherwise id have to start cutting people. all i keep s...
Posted by Paul "i make babies cry" Bittner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST