Another insanely creepy message. |
Today i received this. Jesus Christ. Heyy 24/m here from Flint - I was just hoping that you'd be interested in selling some of your old stuff... it's just ahuge fetish thing, I am trying to f... Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:54:00 GMT |
Message from a Stranger (my soulmate?) |
I recieved this message today. It was titled "Julie....Pleassssssssssssssse!!!", and is probably one of the best messages I have ever received. It is from this guy: http://www.myspace.com/... Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:31:00 GMT |
Short Update |
So. Im taking ice carving, and today my buddy in the class and i were carving a swan. We had already taken big chunks out the the chainsaw and what not, and i was chiseling out its head wh... Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:43:00 GMT |
You ought to know |
"You Oughta Know" I want you to know, that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me Would she go down on you in a theatre Does she spe... Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:36:00 GMT |
My Mom |
Yesterday my mother asked me, "You know that Law & Order? The one where the lady gets killed?" and then looked at me expectantly.
Sometimes it's hard to believe she ... Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:17:00 GMT |
Things I Hate: Chapter 1 |
raisins
old people in college age bars
people who write "if you want to know just ask me!" in their "about me" sections
scraping ice off my windshield
dry red wine
the crusty stuff on a ketchup bottle... Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:46:00 GMT |
April Fool |
So I came downstairs today and told my mother, "mom, im pregnant." I immediately then said "April Fools!"
She hasnt said a word to me all day.
jeez. Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:34:00 GMT |
im psychic? |
So as i was getting ready to go out the other night, right in the middle of teasing my hair, i suddenly remembered a bitch from my past. i was at a party with a bunch of catho... Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 23:15:00 GMT |
More Ridiculous Messages |
Ok, heres a couple more messages that made me laugh. The girls that read this probably wont find them that funny, because they probably get messages like this all the time, but the guys might ge... Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:46:00 GMT |
LIGHTNING |
Today i was in my room with my dog when all of a sudden there was a huge flash of light and then a HUGE boom. I thought it was a bomb, or that my mom (who was setting up christmas lights outside) had ... Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:06:00 GMT |